Does this guy seriously expect any bookings?

[Phil_musc]

I was thinking of offering some sort of loss-leader myself Or perhaps Green Stamps. Under no circumstances though will I honor coupons from other providers. Still, in this troubled economy (with Greece in the toilet, Ireland floundering around, Portugal and now Spain - my international clientele will have dried up before I've even started. Sigh. . . I guess it's the story of my life - one missed opportunity after another (instrumental sneak-in here to really tug at the heart strings). Perhaps, JJ, we could travel together and get better room rates that way. Some sort of Thelma and Louise kind of thing. Jesus, I bet they'd write songs about us - we'd be the stuff of escort legend. ANd then after our run, we'd retire and and some guys would start a new thread about retired escorts that were missed and there we'd be - at the top of the list. At least it would be something to talk about at my high school reunion or when you go up to receive your outstanding humanitarian/achievement award.

[jjkrkwood]

I was thinking of offering some sort of loss-leader myself Or perhaps Green Stamps. Under no circumstances though will I honor coupons from other providers. Still, in this troubled economy (with Greece in the toilet, Ireland floundering around, Portugal and now Spain - my international clientele will have dried up before I've even started. Sigh. . . I guess it's the story of my life - one missed opportunity after another (instrumental sneak-in here to really tug at the heart strings). Perhaps, JJ, we could travel together and get better room rates that way. Some sort of Thelma and Louise kind of thing. Jesus, I bet they'd write songs about us - we'd be the stuff of escort legend. ANd then after our run, we'd retire and and some guys would start a new thread about retired escorts that were missed and there we'd be - at the top of the list. At least it would be something to talk about at my high school reunion or when you go up to receive your outstanding humanitarian/achievement award.

 

Phil, CALL ME !!!! ;-P

[Lohengrin1979]

I was thinking of offering some sort of loss-leader myself Or perhaps Green Stamps. Under no circumstances though will I honor coupons from other providers. Still, in this troubled economy (with Greece in the toilet, Ireland floundering around, Portugal and now Spain - my international clientele will have dried up before I've even started. Sigh. . . I guess it's the story of my life - one missed opportunity after another (instrumental sneak-in here to really tug at the heart strings). Perhaps, JJ, we could travel together and get better room rates that way. Some sort of Thelma and Louise kind of thing. Jesus, I bet they'd write songs about us - we'd be the stuff of escort legend. ANd then after our run, we'd retire and and some guys would start a new thread about retired escorts that were missed and there we'd be - at the top of the list. At least it would be something to talk about at my high school reunion or when you go up to receive your outstanding humanitarian/achievement award.

 

And this is why you're one of my favorite posters on this board. Thanks for the laughs. Also to stay on topic, singers are already selling themselves anyway, so i feel that moving to the escort profession wouldn't be too huge a step for me.

 

Regards,

Lohengrin1979

[leigh.bess.toad]

Also to stay on topic, singers are already selling themselves anyway, so i feel that moving to the escort profession wouldn't be too huge a step for me.

 

Regards,

Lohengrin1979

 

Any chance you could convince Nathan Gunn to join you? I'd be all over that.

[bostonman]

Any chance you could convince Nathan Gunn to join you? I'd be all over that.

 

Or, the aptly-named Rod Gilfry? ;-)