What do you prefer to call it question...CONDOMS?

[Cooper]

RE: What do you prefer to call CONDOMS?

 

Some protective terms:

 

armor

baggie

banana bandana

bone bag

beetle skin

cadet

candy wrapper

cardigan

casanovas rubber sock

Coney Island whitefish

French letter

glad bag

head gasket

holds the mayo

hood ornament

little red riding hood

Mr. Happy's business suit

Mr. Hardon's dress whites

one-eyed willie's eye patch

party hat

plumber's helper

spanky hankey

sperm dam

stuffer stocking

weenie beanie

Woody's wetsuit

zuccini beanie

 

Jim, Hope this helps!:+

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Latex

 

I prefer Beyond 7s. The Magnums are too big (yes, too big) and over rated. (No one ever threw me back in the water and said I was too small). The Kimonos in general are wonderful. The Trojan ribbeds are great but frankly I find they tear sometimes and that gives me pause, so I tend to switch.

 

With multiple hour clients, I do often use more than one condom and I often travel with them. I believe the condoms given away from the ASO's, except for the Durex, tend to be of poor quality, so I do fully recommend paying for decent condoms.

 

As an escort, I think this should be an accepted expense of doing business, as with laundry, antibacterial soap, mouthwash, dildos, and lube....

 

UPDATED 09/04/2002 - http://www.gaydar.co.ukfrancodisantis

[btmstudnyc]

RE: What do you prefer to call CONDOMS?

 

OH MY LORD!!!

 

I've never heard of HALF of those...How funny. Even with that HUGE list...Franco still cums up with LATEX...BRAVO!

 

Tell me Cooper....were those in the THESARAUS, and if so...was it the unabridged edition?

 

Jim

 

:+

[+ Charlie]

If I remember correctly, it was invented in the 17th or 18th century by a French nobleman named Condom. In 18th century British literature it was often referred to as a "French letter" (see Boswell's journals, etc.). The originals were made of things like animal intestines, so of course they were not "rubbers".

[CT Dick]

LOL

 

>banana bandana

>candy wrapper

>Mr. Happy's business suit

>Woody's wetsuit

 

Cooper, where did you find these? What a giant laugh!!!

 

I can just imagine my next escort's face when I ask if he brought a "Coney Island whitefish. " :7

 

Dick

[J-Man]

RE: ...CONDOMS?

 

According to an article I read today, CNN is supposed to start using "hip-hop" slang in their news crawls-- and their glossary uses "jimmy hat" as a synonym for condom!

[Cooper]

RE: Condom slogans!

 

In an attempt to promote the use of condoms, here are a few commercial slogans:

 

"If you're not going to sock it, go home and whack it."

 

"Cover your stump before you hump."

 

"Don't be silly, protect your willy."

 

"When in doubt, shround your spout."

 

"Don't be a loner, cover your boner."

[J-Man]

RE: Condom slogans!

 

How about the ever-popular: "No glove, no love"?:-)

[Guest ncm2169]

OK, wordsmiths. I've always wondered about the connection between "condom" and "condominium." It HAS to be there, but where? :

[Guest ncm2169]

Actually, the "rubber" was a prototype developed by Harvey Firestone when his daughter started dating Henry Ford's son. ;-) It lingered for years in R & D, until it was finally rolled out :9 in a beta test for use by Explorers }> . Then it was discovered that blowouts often occurred x( , and it was exiled to the corporate closet for more study. Rumor has it that it's been retooled :7 and, with use of a new lubricant, will be able to be mounted ;-) on a new rim :* with little or no difficulty. Oh! I also hear they're planning to offer a 100,000 mile guarantee. :+

[Guest Dan]

RE: What do you prefer to call it question

 

A few years ago I had to get a new ATM card and it lost its effectiveness due to the material of my wallet. So the bank gave me a new card and, yup, you guess it, a "condom" to keep the card in!

 

Dan Dare

http://gaydar.co.uk/dandarela

[Guest ncm2169]

There were anonymous reports of a secret project to develop a re-tread, after Liz's marriage to Nicky Hilton in the '50's. ;-) Supposedly it functioned well through Wilding, Todd, Fisher, Burton, Burton, and Warner, :9 , but began to break down when Fortensky got in the driver's seat. :7 When asked to make an adaptation for Michael Jackson, Firestone sold the contract to Revlon. :+

[btmstudnyc]

RE: What do you prefer to call it question

 

Well, the group fitness instructors at the gym put a condom on the Microphone so they don't get the GERMS from the previous instructor BLOWING and BREATHING and SPITTING on it....Damn that made my dick hard.

 

 

I actually have to thank you guys for responding...Coopers little list has to be printed out so we can all use it.

 

And NCM...you are a frucking mess. Very funny stories rubber boy.

 

JIM

[Guest ncm2169]

RE: What do you prefer to call it question

 

I'M a mess? You want a MESS? Here's a MESS: In the '60's they experimented with the studded version }> . You'll recall it was aimed ;-) at those who were thought to be receptive :o to a product that could be used on slippery surfaces :9 . It did increase the sensation of friction for the driver :-) , but unfortunately contributed to a major increase in potholes x( . Not wanting to abandon an otherwise successful new product, a variation was created which allowed the driver to remove the studs when unneeded on friendly pavements , but reinsert them when confronted with an icy surface . In the end (oooh), they were retired (oooh, oooh) when the government got tired (oooh, oooh, oooh) of paying for all the ass-fault :7 needed to fix the potholes. All, however, agreed that they were preferable to using chains. :+

[Guest ncm2169]

Of course, all this is inside info ;-) from asshole buddies }> . As such, it is all strictly on back channel :+ .

[Guest Not2Kinky4me]

No one thought of "Scum Bag" ????????????????

 

Apparently it has taken on a different connotation over years for ...

 

The Boss that let you go

Saddam Hussein

Bin Laden

Your asshole neighbor

Your X

Your X's Lover

:7

[btmstudnyc]

OK. So what do you call it. IF you use it (some people just jerk off, right?)

 

Condom?(Actually, what does this mean? Is there a longer name for it?)

Bag? (you got a bag?)

Glove? (no glove no love)

Rubber? (Rubber to RUB her? where the fuck did this term cum from?)

 

I know some of these may date you.

 

OK...I'll nip you BAREBACKERS in the butt...oh I mean bud. No stupid comments like...I don't use them

 

After the term you say that you use....state your favorite ONE. Lifestyles, Trojans, Magnum...and please....only if you really use them...Im not impressed...hmmmm maybe I want to be in-pressed.

 

 

JIM

 

: :7 :-)