Why can't escorts spell "definitely"?

[Guest]

I've noticed that whenever escorts write their own reviews, they misspell "definitely." Is this some kind of a code? Or is there some genetic mutation escorts have which prevents them from spelling that one word?? }> I've yet to see the first time one of them spells it correctly!

[buttnovice]

I believe its a way of being discrete. I always try to avoid the wurd myself and useually just use "for sure" in it's place.

[Karl-G]

Your spelling is correct, but your conclusion is all wrong. Very highly educated clients and other businessmen also regularly spell the word incorrectly. I have been amazed for years when, reading an otherwise well constructed essay, I suddenly encounter this misspelling. I think it is the most common spelling error for educated people.

[Rod Hagen]

>I think it is the most common spelling error for educated people.

 

Therefore not likely an escort's mistake.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Why can't escorts spell

 

It's definatly a serious problem.

[+ Axiom2001]

I have been reading this board for almost a year now, and I am appalled by the misuse of the words its and it's as well as then and than; I can "stomach" definitely not being spelled accurately, but those other words leave me baffled every time. They are so basic. These misspellings or misuse go for some clients as well as escorts who have written here.

 

I've often thought-- I wish you all would hire me to edit. I could make some big bucks and enjoy doing it!

 

As an aside, I emailed a site (for men) which featured some very well known porn "actors" as well as escorts; I mentioned how I really liked the pics and info but politely suggested that they do better editing which would enhance the site and all that it featured. Why did I do this? The "king" who wrote me back really showed his true colors. Thus, I am loath to do anything of the kind again!

[buttnovice]

your so correct! There all correct. Butt there are those who can spell and those who can't. My pet peeve is the improper use of contractions! It pains me to see a woman in labor.

[+ Charlie]

I have not noticed that escorts misspell "definitely" as often as reviewers misspell "versatile".

[Laurent]

Shall we assume that your errors with "your" and "there" are deliberate?

[BigD]

>...and I am appalled by the misuse of the words its and it's as well

>as then and than; I can "stomach" definitely not being

>spelled accurately, but those other words leave me baffled

>every time. They are so basic.

 

Please. That one can be so distraught over incorrect word usage

is baffling. The English language continues to evole; words are

used differently from one era to another. One glaring example is

the word GAY. One seldom hears that word used to describe

merriment because it is more often construed to be the homosexual lifestyle. Arguments about safe-guarding proper English remind me

of literalists in religious circles. Let the word breath, let people express themselves as they will with the language. We will figure

it out - hopefully before it becomes the norm. No doubt, some will

be "appalled" by this message and accuse me of glossolalia, but sdfjkoiuyqergfd!

[Laurent]

Yes, many words evolve so that meaning changes sharply; that process happens with any language that continues to be used. An evolutionary process, however, differs dramatically from grammatical errors so egregious that they would be unacceptable in many middle-school classes. Anyone may make an occasional typo, which most of us would overlook without a thought. Twice last week, though, I received private e-mails asking for my response to a post here. That post was from an individual whose messages I started scrolling by after his first five or six because the avalanche of run-on sentences and lower case letters, among other errors, reminds me of my long-ago days as a teaching assistant assigned to a lab period with those in "bonehead" English. Those "boneheads" were there not because of artificial standards but because their errors seriously interfered with the readability of their work.

 

In 2001 a young man blamed his failing grade in my class for his not getting a job he wanted. When he finally investigated thoroughly, he discovered that the potential employer had not seen his transcript but had rejected him because of deplorable writing in his application.

Yes, he still blames me anyway and is still searching for a desirable job in his field, a technical one in which he believes that writing skills would be irrelevant. He's far from stupid and could quickly correct his serious problems; instead, though, he's thinking that he should go to graduate school.

 

I hope that some others learn from his errors instead of repeating them.

[+ Charlie]

This week I taught two short stories from the 1920's in which women characters incidently describe their behavior as "gay". Needless to say, most of my students completely misinterpreted the stories as a result.

[btmstudnyc]

RE: Why can't escorts spell

 

That's definitely a defiantly, definitive post.

 

DEFINITLY...I had to spell it wrong to make sure you remember, I'm an escort. And by the way...where is the freakin' spell check on the POST form.

 

Just remember...sometimes people use words as a play...

You remember the saying "PLAY ON WORDS." Words can't always convey what you really feel....but sometimes...those spelling mistakes sure do. When your pissed and spell it wrong...it seems so right.

 

After reading some posts by so called "ENGLISH" majors...I am appalled.

 

My grammar isn't the best...but really guys relax lay back...and I promise to keep sucking as long as you promise not to correct my English while your cock is in my mouth. RIGHT RICK?

 

Jim

 

:+

[Laurent]

RE: Why can't escorts spell

 

Your few errors do not make reading your post difficult; neither have you employed false analogies to justify your view. Those conditions create a huge difference between your message and some of the seriously flawed ones. I gladly accept your offer.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Why can't escorts spell

 

>I promise to keep sucking as long as you promise

>not to correct my English while your cock is in my mouth.

>RIGHT RICK?

 

Actually...I've been known to correct guys' grammar while I suck them off. I hate having to hear a dangling modifier while I'm working on other dangling things. It's dangling overkill (I think this wins as my worst post ever).

[btmstudnyc]

RE: Why can't escorts spell

 

Could you say that in ENGLISH?

 

Jim

 

[Laurent]

RE: Why can't escorts spell

 

Actually, Mr. Monroe, I usually like your posts. I love this one.

[btmstudnyc]

RE: Why can't escorts spell

 

Dang....Dangling Modifier

Soup, Soupy...Superlative

Where is Dr. Seuss when I need him?

 

There..that is 'definitly' worse than Rick's

But I'm sure Larry Laurent will shine...Oh I mean chime in

 

OK...so ask an ESCORT? What's freakin' wrong with you...can't you spell?

 

Yes sir...I can...but my biceps and hands are cramping up because it took me an HOUR to CUM last night.

 

JIM

 

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

definitively distinctive

 

That is why, if you are going to write your own reviews, it pays to be a total top (or a versatile bottom - which we all know, means total bottom).

 

Seriously, my own mistyped or misspelled words arise from sloppiness, which as has been pointed out elsewhere in this fine forum, comes simply from haste and the casual way in which we write e-mails and post to threads such as these. It is something which I, as both an educated and, at least in my own estimation, somewhat intelligent man, should take more care with as it does reflect on my ability to communicate as well as how I would come across both to potential clients and my peers.