What we do when the escorts we want are not available

[uwsman2]

We take things into our own hands, a liberty that is in danger in Delaware. Read this urgent message:

 

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/09/17/delaware-masturbators-march-against-odonnell

[Diverdan]

Thanks for this posting. It has to be one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

[+ glutes]

On the other side we have Clinton firee Joycelyn Elders;

 

"masturbation is something that is a part of human sexuality, and is a part of something that perhaps should be taught." *

[AdamSmith]

On the other side we have Clinton firee Joycelyn Elders;

 

"masturbation is something that is a part of human sexuality, and is a part of something that perhaps should be taught." *

 

After Elders got fired over this, one of the Cambridge, MA city council members made a motion that Cambridge invite her to be the city health commissioner. (This is true! It being the People's Republic of Cambridge after all.) Another council member objected that he was wasting the council's time, as the Elders flap was "not a local issue." The mayor at the time, a colorful droll gay man, drily interjected, "Councilor, since when is masturbation not a local issue?"

[+ glutes]

"Isn't it interesting that is was a bunch of jerk-offs that elected this woman" paraphrasing Bill Maher

[Guest socal30]

Well today Bill Maher released a clip of her where she claimed she tried witchcraft and satanism on a date.

 

A satanic anti masturbator witch-well how weird can this get?

[+ glutes]

Tea Parties are for little girls with imaginary friends.

[Guest greatness]

oh my I used to love tea parties when I was a kid. I still love tea though.

[instudiocity]

Woody Allen in the movie, Annie Hall:"Hey, don't knock masturbation! That's sex with somebody I love!"

[+ purplekow]

I know a large rally like that is hard to pull off.

[MsGuy]

I know a large rally like that is hard to pull off.

 

(laughing)

 

http://www.blogthingsimages.com/areyouathumbsuporathumbsdownquiz/are-you-a-thumbs-up-or-thumbs-down.jpg

[justaguy]

LMAO Great satire!