+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms or beds, so they bunk together in the same bed. Next morning, the guy on the right wakes up and says "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left says "dude, me too." The guy in the middle looks at them judgingly and says "you guys are weird; I dreamed I was skiing!" beachboy, + Gar1eth, + Oliver and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ WmClarke Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0QPrvJgvSLM/SToIeO35gZI/AAAAAAAAAPI/c-IzW4KLrvA/s320/45.jpg Must be in Seattle. Gman Nope. Wisconsin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Little Johnny passes by his parents' bedroom in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act. Before Dad can react, Johnny exclaims "oh boy, horsie ride! Daddy can I ride on your back?" Somewhat relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing he doesn't have to break his stride, Dad agrees. Johnny hops on and Dad goes to town. Pretty soon things get really heated and mommy begins to moan and gasp. Little Johnny cries out: " hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the plumber usually get bucked off!" + Oliver, beachboy, + sam.fitzpatrick and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Little Johnny passes by his parents' bedroom in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act. Before Dad can react, Johnny exclaims "oh boy, horsie ride! Daddy can I ride on your back?" Somewhat relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing he doesn't have to break his stride, Dad agrees. Johnny hops on and Dad goes to town. Pretty soon things get really heated and mommy begins to moan and gasp. Little Johnny cries out: " hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the plumber usually get bucked off!" Oh, TR!! It's funny but .... Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 TruHart1 "George Washington Bridge Trial Jury Selection Begins" Gman TruHart1 and + quoththeraven 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 beachboy, + quoththeraven, + Oliver and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Oh, TR!! It's funny but .... Gman I tried...I'll just stick with @FreshFluff and her academic humor... + FreshFluff, + quoththeraven, + Gar1eth and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 TruHart1, dlee02, + Gar1eth and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Ok, the heck with those brainy jokes! + quoththeraven, + Oliver, beachboy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Ok, just one more...dedicated to @honcho + honcho, beachboy, + quoththeraven and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Ok, the heck with those brainy jokes! I know if you have to explain jokes ...yadda, yadda, and a last yadda. But can I assume that is a beaver? Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 I know if you have to explain jokes ...yadda, yadda, and a last yadda. But can I assume that is a beaver? Gman Gasp! You have a dirty mind, mister! That's a kitty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Gasp! You have a dirty mind, mister! That's a kitty! With a very strange tail. + Gar1eth and TruHart1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 “I had a lobotomy,” Tom said openmindedly. Kevin Slater + honcho, + quoththeraven, beachboy and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 + Oliver, Kevin Slater, + WmClarke and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 beachboy, rvwnsd, + honcho and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 “I hit the key next to the Z,” Tom expressed. Kevin Slater + Oliver, + WmClarke, + quoththeraven and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 (edited) “I had a lobotomy,” Tom said openmindedly. Kevin Slater It's funny that way but I heard it thus: “I had a lobotomy,” Tom said absentmindedly. TruHart1 Edited September 11, 2016 by TruHart1 + quoththeraven, whipped guy, + WmClarke and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 "These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets," said Tom apologetically. TruHart1 AdamSmith, Kevin Slater, + honcho and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Kevin Slater rvwnsd, + Keith30309, + jrhoutex and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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