+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms or beds, so they bunk together in the same bed. Next morning, the guy on the right wakes up and says "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left says "dude, me too." The guy in the middle looks at them judgingly and says "you guys are weird; I dreamed I was skiing!" + Oliver, + Gar1eth, TruHart1 and 2 others 5
+ WmClarke Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0QPrvJgvSLM/SToIeO35gZI/AAAAAAAAAPI/c-IzW4KLrvA/s320/45.jpg Must be in Seattle. Gman Nope. Wisconsin!
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 Little Johnny passes by his parents' bedroom in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act. Before Dad can react, Johnny exclaims "oh boy, horsie ride! Daddy can I ride on your back?" Somewhat relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing he doesn't have to break his stride, Dad agrees. Johnny hops on and Dad goes to town. Pretty soon things get really heated and mommy begins to moan and gasp. Little Johnny cries out: " hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the plumber usually get bucked off!" + sam.fitzpatrick, beachboy, + Oliver and 3 others 6
+ Gar1eth Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 Little Johnny passes by his parents' bedroom in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act. Before Dad can react, Johnny exclaims "oh boy, horsie ride! Daddy can I ride on your back?" Somewhat relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing he doesn't have to break his stride, Dad agrees. Johnny hops on and Dad goes to town. Pretty soon things get really heated and mommy begins to moan and gasp. Little Johnny cries out: " hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the plumber usually get bucked off!" Oh, TR!! It's funny but .... Gman
+ Gar1eth Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 TruHart1 "George Washington Bridge Trial Jury Selection Begins" Gman + quoththeraven and TruHart1 2
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 + Gar1eth, + Oliver, beachboy and 1 other 4
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 Oh, TR!! It's funny but .... Gman I tried...I'll just stick with @FreshFluff and her academic humor... + Oliver, sincitymix, beachboy and 6 others 9
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 + quoththeraven, beachboy, TruHart1 and 2 others 5
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 Ok, the heck with those brainy jokes! beachboy, + Oliver, + quoththeraven and 1 other 4
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 Ok, just one more...dedicated to @honcho + honcho, beachboy, TruHart1 and 2 others 5
+ Gar1eth Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 Ok, the heck with those brainy jokes! I know if you have to explain jokes ...yadda, yadda, and a last yadda. But can I assume that is a beaver? Gman
+ Truereview Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 I know if you have to explain jokes ...yadda, yadda, and a last yadda. But can I assume that is a beaver? Gman Gasp! You have a dirty mind, mister! That's a kitty!
+ quoththeraven Posted September 9, 2016 Posted September 9, 2016 Gasp! You have a dirty mind, mister! That's a kitty! With a very strange tail. TruHart1 and + Gar1eth 2
Kevin Slater Posted September 10, 2016 Posted September 10, 2016 “I had a lobotomy,” Tom said openmindedly. Kevin Slater + honcho, + quoththeraven, + glennnn and 6 others 9
Guest Posted September 10, 2016 Posted September 10, 2016 http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/292749_461010307274973_726843874_n.jpg
AdamSmith Posted September 10, 2016 Posted September 10, 2016 + Oliver, TruHart1, dlee02 and 3 others 6
AdamSmith Posted September 10, 2016 Posted September 10, 2016 + WmClarke, + deej, + Oliver and 5 others 8
Kevin Slater Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 “I hit the key next to the Z,” Tom expressed. Kevin Slater MsGuy, + honcho, TruHart1 and 3 others 6
TruHart1 Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 (edited) “I had a lobotomy,” Tom said openmindedly. Kevin Slater It's funny that way but I heard it thus: “I had a lobotomy,” Tom said absentmindedly. TruHart1 Edited September 11, 2016 by TruHart1 + quoththeraven, + WmClarke, whipped guy and 3 others 6
TruHart1 Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 "These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets," said Tom apologetically. TruHart1 marylander1940, + quoththeraven, + honcho and 5 others 8
Kevin Slater Posted September 11, 2016 Posted September 11, 2016 Kevin Slater Zman, AdamSmith, + WmClarke and 7 others 10
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