Friday Funnies

[Zman]

Is it possible that no one has posted this golden oldy? http://www.ourgtn.org/public/style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif

 

 

"Oh no! I dropped the toothpaste," Tom said crestfallen.

[rvwnsd]

"If you are not a pro, get down in the basement," Tom said condescendingly.

[rvwnsd]

"In what fields did Marie win the Nobel Prize," said Tom curiously.

[+ glennnn]

"I think Borgnine won an Oscar for Marty," Tom said earnestly.

 

PS How many of you remember that Borgnine was once married to Ethel Merman?

Edited September 7, 2016 by glennnn

[Kevin Slater]

“We have as much right to eat at Woolworth's as you do,” Tom counterclaimed.

 

Kevin Slater

[rvwnsd]

"...PS How many of you remember that Borgnine was once married to Ethel Merman?

[rvwnsd]

http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/600/img/photos/2016/09/02/32/1b/PPBP-0907-edtoon-Handelsman.jpg

[+ Gar1eth]

You ever seen one this big?" Tom bragged cockily.

 

 

(I can't tell a lie. This was in Wikipedia's article on Tom Swifties. )

 

Gman

 

PS In our world we should probably substitute the name Tom with Kevin Slater.

[rvwnsd]

http://www.glasbergen.com/wp-content/gallery/cartoons/7235.jpg

[rvwnsd]

[Guest]

I had a bit of a crush on that dude when I was a kid. I didn't realize until I just read his wikipedia page that (1) he's dead , and (2) he was openly gay....

Palillo and his partner of 41 years, Joseph Gramm, lived in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. On August 14, 2012, Palillo suffered a heart attack at his home and was taken by ambulance to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead on arrival.

[+ Gar1eth]

I had a bit of a crush on that dude when I was a kid. I didn't realize until I just read his wikipedia page that (1) he's dead , and (2) he was openly gay....

Palillo and his partner of 41 years, Joseph Gramm, lived in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. On August 14, 2012, Palillo suffered a heart attack at his home and was taken by ambulance to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead on arrival.

 

I didn't have a crush on him. I liked Travolta. And I loved Stephen Shortridge who replaced him. But I was sorry when I heard about his death.

 

Gman

[Guy Fawkes]

I'll get you my sweetie said the witch acidically

[rvwnsd]

For our friends who are under the weather...

http://www.martybucella.com/M3.gif

[rvwnsd]

Just for you, @Robster and @Socalguy

http://www.kazcartoonstore.com/medical-cartoons/md0099lg.gif

[rvwnsd]

and one for @seaboy4hire

http://www.benitaepstein.com/hospital%20cartoons/files/page15-1014-full.jpg

[TruHart1]

"Don't let me drown in Egypt!" pleaded Tom, deep in denial.

 

TruHart1

[TruHart1]

“Who cut the cheese?” queried Tom gratingly.

 

TruHart1

[AdamSmith]

http://cdn-thumbshot.pearltrees.com/f9/aa/f9aaeaeaffd3006bc79b7323a751dd4c-pearlsquare.jpg

[AdamSmith]

[AdamSmith]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/de/de83ee5336475f7df928998237d5a8d7967fb7356049717165ec500649e302c1.jpg

[mike carey]

[rvwnsd]

[+ glennnn]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/de/de83ee5336475f7df928998237d5a8d7967fb7356049717165ec500649e302c1.jpg

Embarrassed to admit it....... I don't get it

[rvwnsd]

Embarrassed to admit it....... I don't get it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palpatine