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The Israeli team does well in the swimming competition...

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Maybe that joke was the inspiration of this architect...

 

http://inhabitat.com/sunken-pedestrian-bridge-in-the-netherlands-parts-moat-waters-like-moses/

 

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http://feel-planet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/moses.jpg

 

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Maybe that joke was the inspiration of this architect...

 

http://inhabitat.com/sunken-pedestrian-bridge-in-the-netherlands-parts-moat-waters-like-moses/

 

http://www.jebiga.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Moses_Bridge_Sunken_Bridge_The_Netherlands_Jebiga.jpg

 

http://feel-planet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/moses.jpg

 

http://assets.inhabitat.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2011/11/RO-AD-West-Brabant-Waterline1.jpg

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Some gems from the late Fyvush Finkel:

 

The joke about the waiter who rebukes a customer for griping about a filthy napkin:

“Eleven people used that napkin,” the waiter says. “You’re the only one who complained.”

 

And the one about the Yiddish actor who asks a woman to wake up her husband, who is snoring in the theater’s front row.

She replies: “You wake him up. You put him to sleep.”

 

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Whoops!

 

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This nearly happened to me today, wrangling two dogs in the park and I hadn't tied the drawstring on my shorts as tightly as I should.

 

Also last summer - trying a water hoverboard with a pair of board shorts that didn't cinch very well. Bad clothing choice. And that was in the middle of the Detroit River.

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