TruHart1 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 (edited) Wait just a second! Isn't that Adam Smith's hand I see pulling off the shoulder clip that holds this Roman costume on the hot, cute waiter? :) Way to go, AS!!! :D:D Whoops! http://67.media.tumblr.com/d8fffd242ceb6a1fd429c20d20a5147d/tumblr_o84uwo0fr81ubk5qco1_400.gif TruHart1 Edited August 14, 2016 by TruHart1 marylander1940, AdamSmith and Kenny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Poor little thing! :eek: At least she'll never know the agony of defeat! TruHart1 Kenny, + Oliver, AdamSmith and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 http://www.usnews.com/dims4/USNEWS/67f2eac/2147483647/resize/1200x%3E/quality/85/?url=%2Fcmsmedia%2Fc8%2F2a%2Fb2ab0bed4b1ca989a37922dc0c0c%2Fthumb-2.jpg marylander1940 and + Oliver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/DC063016-1000.jpg + Gar1eth and + Oliver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zman Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 http://www.witnessesuntome.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lifejourney-gay-agenda.jpg + Gar1eth, AdamSmith, + DERRIK and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 “It was only a handjob,” Tom said callously. Kevin Slater Ouch that's rough!!! Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ WmClarke Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/DC063016-1000.jpg I don't get it. What am I missing? Kevin Slater, marylander1940 and + glennnn 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 “It was only a handjob,” Tom said callously. Kevin Slater Ouch that's rough!!! Gman "Ouch that's rough!!!, exclaimed Gman raspingly. ;) TruHart1 marylander1940, + Oliver, + Gar1eth and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 ...and a few more: "This is the most common language used on micros," said Tom basically. "These bit patterns will be more readable in groups of 8," said Tom bitingly. "I think I'll use a different font," said Tom boldly. "I have been reading Voltaire," Tom admitted candidly. "My friend and I steal things together," Tom corroborated. "The situation is grave," Tom said cryptically. TruHart1 + honcho, + WmClarke, rvwnsd and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/DC063016-1000.jpg I don't get it. What am I missing? I suspect we're missing a caption. Rather than being told, I think we should each come up with our own like in the New Yorker. Kevin Slater + WmClarke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ WmClarke Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/DC063016-1000.jpg I don't get it. What am I missing? I suspect we're missing a caption. Rather than being told, I think we should each come up with our own like in the New Yorker. Kevin SlaterFun idea! But I got nothing. Except for maybe a reference to an SNL sit from 40 years ago which I can't seem to make into a funny caption. "... And that's when I changed my ways and subscribed to The Watchtower." See? Nothing. + Gar1eth, + Truereview and Kevin Slater 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Yeah, the best I can do is "Hurry up lady. I have to keep moving or I die." Kevin Slater + WmClarke, + Truereview and sincitymix 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ WmClarke Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Yeah, the best I can do is "Hurry up lady. I have to keep moving or I die." Kevin Slater That's good! I actually lol'ed. Love sharks--been fascinated by them since I was a kid. Kevin Slater and sincitymix 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Keith30309 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I suspect we're missing a caption. Rather than being told, I think we should each come up with our own like in the New Yorker. Kevin Slater "You're welcome ma'am. Six grand children you say! And your apartment is in this block?" + Truereview, + DERRIK, + WmClarke and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/DC063016-1000.jpg Shark: "I like my humans stress free " rvwnsd, beachboy and + WmClarke 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Keith30309 Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 "DentuCream?! Thank you - I hate that feeling of a piece of food stuck between my teeth and gums!" + WmClarke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I don't get it. What am I missing? It was an impromptu caption contest! No, seriously...the caption did not come through. In the original it reads "Don’t believe everything you see on Shark Week—we’re not all bad.” I like @Truereview 's, @Kevin Slater 's, @WmClarke's,and @Keith30309 's captions better. Good work, gents!! Kevin Slater, beachboy and + WmClarke 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 "I think you're my new best chum!" Kevin Slater TruHart1, + nycman, + Keith30309 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 It was an impromptu caption contest! No, seriously...the caption did not come through. In the original it reads "Don’t believe everything you see on Shark Week—we’re not all bad.” I like @Truereview 's, @Kevin Slater 's, @WmClarke's,and @Keith30309 's captions better. Good work, gents!! "Don’t believe everything you see on Shark Week—we’re not all bad," the shark said beneficially. Kevin Slater rvwnsd, + honcho and + Oliver 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 (edited) Johnny Carson, Dickie Smothers, and Redd Fox kept interrupting Tommy Smothers, who was trying to tell a joke. They would insert random punch lines, such as: "So's mine," says the second Parrot to the first, "Maybe it's the sea air?"; "Oh, THAT," she said, "I learned that from squirrels!"; and "Well, why don't you back in, and go as a Parker House roll?" The actual jokes were left as an exercise for the Audience. Edited August 18, 2016 by gallahadesquire + WmClarke and TruHart1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/DC063016-1000.jpg CANDYGRAM! + WmClarke and Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Sign in front of a dry cleaner in Hillcrest, San Diego's gayborhood. + Truereview, + Oliver, + deej and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Haaa Ha Haa!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOK4q4OcEQc Gman Rod Hagen, Kevin Slater and rvwnsd 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 DAY AT THE STORE It was a Nice spring day, so Farmer and Mrs. Brown decided to go into town and do their monthly shopping. Since they were going to be gone the whole day, Farmer Brown decided to take the opportunity to varnish the toilet seat. When they came home they heard the worst caterwauling coming out of the upstairs bathroom. They want upstairs, and found the servant girl Nan stuck to the toilet seat. Normally, she never got a chance to try the fancy toilet in the fancy bathroom. Farmer and Mrs. Brown thought they'd see if they could get Nan lives from the seat. Farmer Brown got behind, and Mrs. Brown gottin' front, and they tried a-pushing and a-shovin', and a-pullin' and a-tuggin, but she were stuck there fast. So Farmer Brown went down and got a screwdriver and unscrewed the toilet seat from the toilet and they decided to put her in the wagon and take her down to the hospital. The new intern was on duty. He took one look at this and excused himself to go laugh for a moment or two. He then got the charge nurse and she got in front, and he got behind, and they tried a-pushing and a-shovin', and a-pullin' and a-tuggin, but she were stuck there fast. The new intern didn't know what else to do so he called his attending, Doc Green. Doc Green arrived and assessed the situation. "Ever see anything like this before?" said the intern. "Ah-yup," said Doc Brown,"but I've never seen one in a frame before." + honcho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 bigvalboy and beachboy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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