Friday Funnies

[TruHart1]

New font family; now doctors are able to print out prescriptions that include their signatures!!!

 

 

TruHart1

[TruHart1]

It calms the patient down, perhaps?

 

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[TruHart1]

 

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[TruHart1]

More Swifties:

"Don't add too much water," said Tom with great concentration.

 

"I manufacture tabletops for shops," said Tom counterproductively.

 

"It's not fair!" said Tom darkly.

 

"I haven't had any tooth decay yet," said Tom precariously.

 

"I couldn't believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!" Tom recounted.

 

"Don't you know my name?" asked Tom swiftly.

 

"Your fly is undone," was Tom's zippy rejoinder.

 

"I only have diamonds, clubs and spades," said Tom heartlessly.

 

TruHart1

[Kevin Slater]

"I've designed a new bra," Madona said pointedly.

 

Kevin Slater

[gallahadesquire]

Once a vegan, always a..???

TruHart1

Once a vegan, always a leg in!

[rvwnsd]

In honor of today's Olympic events.

 

 

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[+ Truereview]

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[Kevin Slater]

"I'm the opposite of pigeon toed," Tom pointed out.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ azdr0710]

"I'm the opposite of pigeon toed," Tom pointed out.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ Gar1eth]

:confused::confused::confused:

Israeli Wrestler Takes Olympic Gold Without Winning Single Match After All Muslim Opponents Forfeit

by Danny Nash© Lazyllama | Dreamstime.com - Olympic Rings Gold Medal Athlete Rio De Janeiro Sunrise Photo

RIO DE JANEIRO- The Olympics, like Black Friday at Macy’s, are thought of as a place where people fight each other for pieces of jewelry, regardless of their race or ethnicity.

 

But, this normally pure pursuit has been marred by some classic, middle school bullying. So far, Lebanese athletes refused to share a bus with Israelis athletes, and Saudi and Syrian competitors have quit rather than face off against Israeli counterparts. But, as they say, every cloud has a silver Star of David.

 

Israeli wrestler, Dov Nagar, has received a gold medal without having to face a single opponent after each of his scheduled competitors from Syria, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, and Iran, forfeited after allegedly “catching a bit of the Zika”.

 

Despite the excuse, most people believe that given the history of Muslim athletes claiming the dog ate their homework when having to face “Zionist athletes”, the Islamic competitors’ pants are ablaze. So, there will be no silver and no bronze medals awarded when the Israeli national anthem is played with Nagar on the podium. When he spoke to the media, the Israeli told them, “I feel great. Well rested. This is the least anyone has had to work for a medal since Arafat won the Nobel Peace Prize!”

 

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If you don't get this, PM me, and I'll explain.

 

 

Gman

[AdamSmith]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=563004823877857

[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

Whoops!

 

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[+ Gar1eth]

Whoops!

 

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If only...

 

Gman

[Kevin Slater]

“It was only a handjob,” Tom said callously.

 

Kevin Slater

[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

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