+ Gar1eth Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Finally, a department store that understands me. Gman TruHart1, + WmClarke, bigvalboy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 A triathlon for the rest of us. http://triathlonhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ironman.jpg Gman + quoththeraven, + honcho, TruHart1 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 A triathlon for the rest of us. http://triathlonhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ironman.jpg Gman Just look at 101's pleats!!! Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 The correct answer being, only if you miss!! Gman TruHart1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Supposedly from an actual trial transcript. I am not vouching for anything other than its humor. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! bigvalboy, + Gar1eth, Zman and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LADoug1 Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 >7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you >just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch >with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! > Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then >there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how >annoying you are. And they actually had PAY PHONES which all but disappeared. + Gar1eth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I think this one doesn't have to be exiled to Politics, Religion and War: Source Rod Hagen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 And they actually had PAY PHONES which all but disappeared. I'm paying out the wazzoo for my phone, believe me. Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I'm paying out the wazzoo for my phone, believe me. Gman Reminds me of an old Superbowl commercial... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 An excuse you might use not to show up at work tomorrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 @geminibear, This explains so much!! Gman geminibear and + quoththeraven 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 (edited) @geminibear, This explains so much!! Gman Ha Ha! Makes me think (even though it's baseball!) of Mr. Applegate's plan to use Lola to entice Joe away from his marriage by making him young again, helping him be the greatest pitcher and planning to take his soul. You know, that old story by JW Goethe, what was that? Oh yeah, Faust! (edited to say my reference is to the musical, Damn Yankees, which I had planned to mention! :eek:) TruHart1 Edited February 10, 2016 by TruHart1 marylander1940 and + Gar1eth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 @geminibear, This explains so much!! Gman Ha Ha! Makes me think (even though it's baseball!) of Mr. Applegate's plan to use Lola to entice Joe away from his marriage by making him young again, helping him be the greatest pitcher and planning to take his soul. You know, that old story by JW Goethe, what was that? Oh yeah, Faust! TruHart1 Also theme of A Year At The Top for those who remember it. Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyBoomer Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Also theme of A Year At The Top for those who remember it. Gman Greg Evigan pre BJ. ~ Boomer ~ + Gar1eth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I'm a few days late on this, but 'Throw me something, Mister!!!' http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j12/itsallos/Mobile%20Uploads/2016-02/258A35C6-5D82-4BC8-9573-B5E1C5A62D9F_zpssimwpewn.jpg Gman + quoththeraven, Rod Hagen and AdamSmith 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zman Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 A Sausage Party Song.... + honcho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ honcho Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Can I ask for a date with the Goateed Fireman in the Sausage Party? Zman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Sigh, there goes my last excuse for not jogging. Gman + Truereview and craigville beach 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Sigh, there goes my last excuse for not jogging. Gman Catchy tune! Why do I feel like I've seen a version of this product at my local gay strip joint? ~~make sure to pick up your jog strap at your local jogging supply store~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Please take note: TruHart1 craigville beach, + quoththeraven, + honcho and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Gman bigvalboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 From The Onion. You know sometimes it only satirizes. Then at other times like now it's spot on!! How Supreme Court Justices Are Chosen INFOGRAPHIC February 16, 2016 VOL 52 ISSUE 06 · News · Government · Supreme Court http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/5271/6/original/1200.jpg Here is a step-by-step guide to how U.S. Supreme Court justices are selected: Step 1: Supreme Court vacancy opens after a sitting justice dies, retires, or is promoted to the Galactic Circuit Step 2: President wistfully crosses out own name from list of potential candidates Step 3: Official presidential nominee slowly lowered by rope into Senate Judiciary Committee pit Step 4: Nominee charged one-time $30 background check fee Step 5: Candidate asked whether they see themselves in exact same place 35 years from now Step 6: Judiciary Committee members ask nominee whether they capable of writing a dissent that could be described as “blistering” Step 7: Candidate attests they have no opinion whatsoever on issue of abortion, don’t know what it is, and frankly have never heard such a word uttered before Step 8: Senate takes nominee out to drinks to see how they act in casual, informal setting Step 9: Nominee stands as their predecessor’s robe is draped over them to see if government can save a few bucks on not ordering a new one Step 10: Following months of direct questioning, witness testimony, and poring over the nominee’s qualifications and judicial history, the Senate votes on whether they like the president or not Step 11: If confirmed, justice takes oath of office and is assigned a bench buddy to help them through their first few opinions Step 12: If candidate not confirmed, process repeats indefinitely until other party holds White House or country is awash in the hot, crimson blood of neighbor killing neighbor, whichever comes first Gman sincitymix, bigvalboy, + DERRIK and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 + Oliver, + José Soplanucas, TruHart1 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 + honcho, bigvalboy, + WmClarke and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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