AdamSmith Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 9. Pint Glass http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/41/63/2b8534df573e65d1c32f3cc769ebd352.jpg Source: seriouslyforreal 10. Aerosol Can http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/99/23/b4cc278b3b73c7b209321529b861afca.jpg Source: scienceblogs 11. Key http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/93/32/83dc48e1208d60c3d52c8beb06ef17c7.jpg Source: oddee 12. Bottle of Perfume http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/55/30/058816ac0dc1b6cb1aaf8dec51267d13.jpg Source: researchonmedical 13. Decapitated Barbie http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/60/45/27ec8d14970691af4560b64f9111f2fe.jpg Source: Stuck Up 14. Lightbulb http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/38/56/20b5f23725e6b780c202aff9780c01e4.jpg Source: Reddit 15. Shampoo Bottle http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/76/84/efc5f7a0477635070b828e5625c2e412.jpg Source: Reddit 16. Buzz Lightyear http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpg http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/38/93/3a8661dcdb265ae6124306d6991474e2.jpg http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpg http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpg Zman, bigvalboy and marylander1940 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpg 14. Lightbulb http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpghttp://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/38/56/20b5f23725e6b780c202aff9780c01e4.jpg http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpg :eek:... AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Keith30309 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 13. Decapitated Barbie 16. Buzz Lightyear http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpg http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpg http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpg Buzz AND Barbie? What would Ken say ! (Probably something like "Move over guys-I'm coming in with the Jeep?") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Buzz AND Barbie? What would Ken say ! Maybe not much... http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Only+thing+i+have+related+to+barbies+why+the+hell+_c04738dc70ed7ae09f0eaf23c869af03.png http://www.mrdiggles.com/img/barbie-key.jpg + MasssageGuy, + Keith30309 and + honcho 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 ...on an interminable conference call right now that is very much like this... + Keith30309, + quoththeraven and + honcho 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Downton Abbey Comes To America Gman bigvalboy and AdamSmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Kevin Slater, Zman, + MasssageGuy and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 This is a retread. Gman + quoththeraven and AdamSmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 TruHart1, + quoththeraven, + honcho and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+ honcho Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 This is a retread. Gman We don't object when images of hot guys get an encore. I think this one is worthy of another round of applause . . . + Gar1eth, bigvalboy, AdamSmith and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 We don't object when images of hot guys get an encore. I think this one is worthy of another round of applause . . . And if my memory is getting to where I can't remember last week ... Everything old is new again... + Gar1eth, bigvalboy and + quoththeraven 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Fawkes Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 A guy who purchased his wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?! There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!" What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one- second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner , then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "Do it again, stupid, do it again!" Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three-second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A-... That hurt like **% !!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get up there? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles! I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!! Still in shock!! P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it. "If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid." + Keith30309, MsGuy, sincitymix and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9ivc3aLtLrw/ShGx3MbTWlI/AAAAAAAABQk/cZDXJZTsowM/s400/il_430xN_70842508.jpg TruHart1, + MasssageGuy, BabyBoomer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+ Gar1eth Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 There's probably more than one lying about where that one came from!!:D Gman AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-once-during-prohibition-i-was-forced-to-live-for-days-on-nothing-but-food-and-water-w-c-fields-61767.jpg Zman, + quoththeraven, geminibear and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Hagen Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-once-during-prohibition-i-was-forced-to-live-for-days-on-nothing-but-food-and-water-w-c-fields-61767.jpg Always loved his, “I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.” AdamSmith and + quoththeraven 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Hagen Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Been there since a teenager. Initially, hated it, always adjusting them. But grew up, bought tight expensive underwear, and more importantly realized they feel REALL good slapping against ass when I fuck. AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 + Gar1eth, + Keith30309, MsGuy and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+ Gar1eth Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 He could burn them!!! Gman AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+ MasssageGuy Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 ...on an interminable conference call right now that is very much like this... I feel your pain.... And then the programming gets done in India.... And then the coding is error laden..... And then the test cases and use cases were not adequately defined..... And then the acceptance criteria were weak.... And then the contractual disputes begin.... And then Senior Management who sponsored (well managed) project are fired.... And then it starts all over.... AdamSmith, + honcho and + poolboy48220 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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