AdamSmith Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 geminibear, + quoththeraven, + Gar1eth and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 And the great punch line: "But yours weren't wrapped around the axle!" And the great punch line: "But yours weren't wrapped around the axle!" I didn't understand this. Thank gosh I at least understood this one otherwise I'd be very upset. Gman AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) I didn't understand this. Train conductor: "Why did you pull the emergency brake?!" Man emerging from toilet room: "Because I have hemorrhoids." Conductor: "So do I!! But you don't see me pulling the emergency brake on account of it." Man: "But yours weren't wrapped around the axle." [Tedious explanation: Not only mining gross laffs from hemorrhoids but also referencing the disgusting fact that train toilets used to (some still do) open and spew directly onto the tracks when flushed.] http://www.rrpicturearchives.net/pictures/62615/do%20not%20flush%20%20SERM%202012-03-02%20003_resize.JPG Edited December 5, 2015 by AdamSmith bigvalboy and geminibear 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 To get you started: Then finish you off: Shades of a gender flip of Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 [Tedious explanation: Not only mining gross laffs from hemorrhoids but also referencing the disgusting fact that train toilets used to (some still do) open and spew directly onto the tracks when flushed.] http://www.rrpicturearchives.net/pictures/62615/do%20not%20flush%20%20SERM%202012-03-02%20003_resize.JPG I don't get all that from the joke. Unfortunately it must be over my bald head. However, I am told that opening onto the tracks is illegal now. It has to go to a holding tank. On the other hand I've read that there really isn't anything wrong with them opening onto the tracks-sun, wind, rain, filtering through the rock on the tracks breaks wastes down naturally. Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I don't get all that from the joke. "All that" is just to explain how, before the era of holding tanks, it was only too easy to envision a loop of roid dangling down through the open Oh never mind. + glennnn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geminibear Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I don't get all that from the joke. Unfortunately it must be over my bald head. However, I am told that opening onto the tracks is illegal now. It has to go to a holding tank. On the other hand I've read that there really isn't anything wrong with them opening onto the tracks-sun, wind, rain, filtering through the rock on the tracks breaks wastes down naturally. Gman Nobody get's train humor anymore. I blame it on the lack of a caboose. + azdr0710, AdamSmith and + Gar1eth 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 + sam.fitzpatrick, TruHart1 and + quoththeraven 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Train conductor: "Why did you pull the emergency brake?!" Man emerging from toilet room: "Because I have hemorrhoids." http://www.rrpicturearchives.net/pictures/62615/do%20not%20flush%20%20SERM%202012-03-02%20003_resize.JPG Posted without comment....sort of. http://vintagemetalart.com/store/images/pleasedonotflush.jpg AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Album cover fails: 1. Who doesn't like an "afternoon delight?" 2. A rather grave collection? 3. He does seem to be doing a push push after all 4. I must admit Joquina never invited me to her house to play an accordion in the nude!!! 5. Star Wars rip-off classical music cover? 6. I know it's a bit late for Movember, but... 7. What house-husband doesn't enjoy doing chores with the Somerset Strings playing in the background? TruHart1 bigvalboy, JDXXX, + quoththeraven and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Posted without comment....sort of. http://vintagemetalart.com/store/images/pleasedonotflush.jpg Very moving bigvalboy, + glennnn, TruHart1 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 TruHart1 + honcho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glennnn Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 "All that" is just to explain how, before the era of holding tanks, it was only too easy to envision a loop of roid dangling down through the open Oh never mind. Pearls before swine, sweetie. AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glennnn Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 An old church-camp round sung to the tune of "Humoresque". Passengers will please refrain From flushing toilets while the train Is in the station, darling, I Iove you. We encourage hesitation Or even better, constipation! Please no flushing, darling, I love you! AdamSmith and + honcho 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Pearls before swine, sweetie. LMAO Never in the station though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 marylander1940, Zman and bigvalboy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poX6HDC5rNU + MasssageGuy, + glennnn, AdamSmith and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ MasssageGuy Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poX6HDC5rNU LMAO!!! This is great! Thanks so much! Wonder how old this record is? Not Stereo but 33 1/3. Anyway, great find! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 TruHart1, + MasssageGuy, Rod Hagen and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ deej Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 LMAO!!! This is great! Thanks so much! Wonder how old this record is? Not Stereo but 33 1/3. Anyway, great find! My parents had this on a 78 rpm record when I was a kid, I'm pretty sure. I was learning to play clarinet and one of the required etudes was "Humoresque". Dad started snickering and when I asked him why he trotted out this oldie. AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Can anyone figure out what this is? Gman + quoththeraven, + MasssageGuy, Bob and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyBoomer Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Nativity scene. ~ Boomer ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Nativity scene. ~ Boomer ~ http://www.wpclipart.com/education/awards/good_job_blue_ribbon_T.png Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 + quoththeraven, sincitymix and + MasssageGuy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Bob, TruHart1 and + MasssageGuy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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