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VIVA NIHILISM!

 

What was the last name of your first random hookup?

What was the first name of your favorite teacher that failed you?

What was the name of the school where you were first bullied?

What's your favorite book you never finished reading?

What's your favorite movie where all actors have now died?

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However, I prefer the ones that are still in the closet:

 

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I guess you could say I like older men

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Proof that climate change IS man made.

 

There was a young man from Alsace,

Who's balls were made out of brass.

He banged them together,

And played "Stormy Weather",

And lightning shot out of his ass,

Thus creating the super storms currently plaguing the world.

The sex drive....Nature's strongest force.

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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

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NEWS IN BRIEF February 6, 2015

Vol 51 Issue 05 Health · Fitness · Lifestyle

ROCHESTER, MN—In an effort to help working individuals improve their fitness and well-being, experts at the Mayo Clinic issued a new set of health guidelines Thursday recommending that Americans stand up at their desk, leave their office, and never return. “Many Americans spend a minimum of eight hours per day sitting in an office, but we observed significant physical and mental health benefits in subjects after just one instance of standing up, walking out the door, and never coming back to their place of work again,” said researcher Claudine Sparks, who explained that those who implemented the practice in their lives reported an improvement in mood and reduced stress that lasted for the remainder of the day, and which appeared to persist even into subsequent weeks. “We encourage Americans to experiment with stretching their legs by strolling across their office and leaving all their responsibilities behind forever just one time to see how much better they feel. People tend to become more productive, motivated, and happy almost immediately. We found that you can also really get the blood flowing by pairing this activity with hurling your staff ID across the parking lot.” Sparks added that Americans could maximize positive effects by using their lunch break to walk until nothing looks familiar anymore and your old life is a distant memory.

 

http://www.theonion.com/article/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leavi-37957

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