Gun List

[duke37]

Okay guys time for something more inflammatory. The object here is to reveal the list of names of woman you woud fuck with the, yes, proverbial gun stuck to your head.

 

Bisexual and married guys can play too, however we aren't going to believe you really need the gun to do the fucking. :-)

 

Okay my short list minus people you would't know:

 

1. Mary Tyler Moore. Dick Van Dyke show era preferred. OH ROB! gotta love the stirrup pants.

 

2. Grace Kelly. Rear Window era. My only hope of understanding why Hitchcock loved those blondes so.

 

3. Rachel Ray. Food Show Network. Hot, cute and she can cook.

 

4. Almost any Brazilian womans beach volleyball player. Those girls are smokin!

 

Jeff

[+ Hoover42]

What! You expect me to get it up for a woman AND with a gun pointed at my head?

 

Sorry, that's just way too much performance anxiety to deal with.

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>Okay guys time for something more inflammatory. The object

>here is to reveal the list of names of woman you woud fuck

>with the, yes, proverbial gun stuck to your head.

 

Jack - on Will & Grace

 

Thunderbuns

[Will]

EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

Not even with the bullet going through my brain.

[+ Lucky]

YUCK!

[duke37]

C'mon you two your life depended on it and you can't come up with even one name? grin Nothing is implying you would do anything even once. The idea is just that if someone was hoding a gun to your head and making you pick the name of a woman you would fuck who would it be?

 

I guess a variation of this would be who would you want stranded on a desert island with you? And for some reason it couldn't be a man.

 

Jeff

[Guest SeaGuy]

Cindy Crawford for starters. She's one hot babe. If Richard Gere can get it up for her I certainly can and with pleasure, though preferably without a gun to my head. }>

[Guest SeaGuy]

Since I notice we're supposed to name more than one and not necessarily our contemporaries I'll toss out a couple of other names of gals who definately do it for me;

 

1. Isabella Rosellini (love her with her "boyish" androgynous haircut)

 

2. Sophia Loren in her prime (or heck even as a grandma)

 

3. Grace Adler (I don't know what Will was waiting for, you can always hire some dick once in awhile, but she's priceless)

 

4. Laura Antonelli (Italian actress of the 60's and 70's)

 

5. Nicole Kidman (I used to hate her but then she divorced Tom)

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>YUCK!

 

Poor Jack!

 

Thunderbuns

[Guest miketx]

Valerie Bertinelli (with or without gun)

 

Greer Garson (the only woman my Dad was allowed to mention in my Mom's presence), but not as she is now of course

 

Kathleen Turner (from Body Heat)

 

Any of the Catwomen from the Batman tv Series

[chrismac]

For me it would be Ashley Judd. No gun necessary.

 

And a female lifeguard named Sandi from my childhood at the club pool. Brown hair with streaks of chlorine-induced blonde, tan smooth skin, and a perfect bustline. Mmm mmm. I remember her holding me briefly in the pool when I was about 10 years old.

 

She's probably a lesbian.

[Guest SeaGuy]

Lipstick lesbians RULE!:*

 

I forgot to put the ultimate WOMAN on my list:

 

Catherine Deneuve

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

My Secret Garden

 

This is only and purely with a very large, preferably very phallic gun pointed at me:

 

Mary Tyler Moore, black and white era, and Grace Kelly, during her film actress, pre-princess stage. Of my own contemporaries, Annie Lennox.

[Guest gentle guy]

A gun wouldn't make it happen for me, either. If I rethink the question as which women do I find attractive, then I can answer:

 

The way they looked in the 1960s: Deborah Kerr and Julie Newmar

The way they looked in the 1970s and early 1980s: Jennifer O'Neill and Stevie Nicks

Current: Ricky Martin }> (Well, at least I wouldn't need any coercion!)

[taylorky]

JANIS JOPLIN......of course i know she's dead!!!i mean when she was alive.....what i would do to be able to have lived in the 60's!!!!!!!!

[+ Axiom2001]

Women, as a whole are quite adorable, but during all the days that I have been on this here earth, I have NOT had the desire to engage sexually with one. As a result of this--I definitely acknowledge that all of USE ARE BORN gay, and at that time our sexual desires are determined.

 

No thanks, and thus far your thread has not gendered any really antagonist, firey responses. It's ok being here!

[Rick Munroe]

Pamela Anderson has such a pretty little well-groomed pussy. I'd even eat it out...it looks like it's strawberry flavored. (OK, how many potential jobs did I just lose?) :9

 

Deborah Harry is a fucking beautiful woman and so full of confidence & cockiness. I love that in anyone, man or woman.

[Guest DevonSFescort]

Margaret Cho

Pam Grier

Katie Holmes

Lisa Lisa

P!nk

maybe a female bodybuilder to see how it was different from sex with a "natural" woman and sex with a man

 

(Catherine Deneuve and Deborah Harry were both great choices too.)

[buzz]

As a 100% Kinsey 6 faggot, I'd rather have my brains blown out than have my precious touch pussy! ;-)

[Guest BigSquirt]

No gun necessary. As a certified, card-carrying, USDA inspected Grade-A bisexual (regardless of what Hagen says), I submit:

 

Dawn Wells (aka Mary Ann) from Gilligan's Island, circa 1967

 

Basia, the washed-up Polish pop singer

 

Gwyneth Paltrow (she scores double for telling me kinky stories about what Ben Affleck's cock and balls taste like)

 

That Asian chick from MTV's The Real World Seattle

 

...and of course Pamela Anderson, one of the sexiest creatures roaming the globe (And damnit, Munroe, you even have good taste in picking chicks!)

[Rick Munroe]

>(And damnit, Munroe, you even

>have good taste in picking chicks!)

 

Coming from a real-live bisexual (YUM), that is the supreme compliment. Cool. :*

[Guest BigSquirt]

I'll up the ante, Munroe.

 

Your ass is even more breathtaking than Pamela Anderson's.

 

Now THAT'S a compliment!

[Rick Munroe]

>I'll up the ante, Munroe.

 

Hey, you can get up my ante anytime. }> Fuckin' love big shooters.

[Rick Munroe]

>Your ass is even more breathtaking than Pamela Anderson's.

 

Would be hot if you could have us side by side to do taste & tightness tests.

[Guest Julian Kaye]

Tommy's gotta gun

 

pammy took tommy's big thingmabob in every hole and lived to tell