How to finger a hole

[Rick Munroe]

There's a definite art to getting a bottom ready (& hungry) for your cock...or doing it just to make him feel good. I had a sweet bottom client last night (same age as me)...well, actually, we're both versatile but I was in major top mode. He had a cute little butt and I had him lie on his stomach (my favorite fuck position; his favorite was sitting on my dick while he stroked himself, which is how we ended up) while I got some lube on my finger & very gently swirled it around the hole, and entered just as tenderly...feeling & exploring my way around. He told me (the reason I'm now posting this) that he never likes fingers up his ass but that this felt good. Afterwards, I thought about all the times guys have eagerly thrust a finger (DRY!) into my ass, and the pain & discomfort I felt. I like an aggressive top but I don't need to be damaged.

 

Even on the toughest guy, a hole is soft, delicate, easily injured. Leave the jabbing to the prizefighters. Enter that hole like it's a hole-y place, not a war zone.

[Rick Munroe]

>Enter that hole like it's a hole-y place, not a war zone.

 

Same thing with a dick as with a finger...however, once it's in and accepted and the green light says "go", rough is good. Rough is very good. :9

[chrismac]

>Same thing with a dick as with a finger...however, once it's

>in and accepted and the green light says "go", rough is

>good. Rough is very good. :9

 

Reminds me once again of the ass-ault I endured for three hours on my first gay experience two years ago.

 

Why do some tops think that bottoms want to be torn apart? Give me power, but controlled power.

[+ Lucky]

This is a very timely post. Just today someone in the subway said he wanted to give me the finger.

[Rick Munroe]

>Why do some tops think that bottoms want to be torn apart?

 

They confuse dominating with causing pain. The best top knows that, whether it's vanilla or an S&M scene, he must treat the bottom like a prized possession. I think the guys that aim to hurt & damage are really inexperienced bottoms acting out.

[chrismac]

>They confuse dominating with causing pain. The best top

>knows that, whether it's vanilla or an S&M scene, he must

>treat the bottom like a prized possession. I think the guys

>that aim to hurt & damage are really inexperienced bottoms

>acting out.

 

I think you're right about that Rick. More experienced now, I know how to make sure I don't get hurt and control the situation better, but it sure used to piss me off - especially if I was paying for it!!!

 

I also don't get into being slapped. What's up with that?

[Guest Hole_4_Hire]

>Even on the toughest guy, a hole is soft, delicate, easily injured. Leave the jabbing to the prizefighters. Enter that hole like it's a hole-y place, not a war zone.

 

Even though your posting seems a little "tounge in cheek" this is certainly a timely and serious post. I can't begin to tell you the number of times a well-meaning partner assulted the best part of my body.

 

I know it's not intentional but most guys just don't know how to properly treat an asshole.

 

Thanks for bringing up a subject that's very dear to me.

[Rick Munroe]

>Thanks for bringing up a subject that's very dear to me.

 

Hey, you're welcome; we asses have to stick together.

[Rick Munroe]

>I also don't get into being slapped.

 

In the face or on the butt? Sometimes I love to slap an ass while I'm pounding it doggy style...yum. And, if he's into it, gently smacking a guy in the face while he's blowing you can be fucking hot, too. :9

[Guest SeaGuy]

Rick, Why do you torture me this way? If the butt picture weren't bad enough. These posts should be banned on hot, humid, summer nights. Now I have to take my fourth cold shower today.}>

[chrismac]

>And, if he's into it, gently smacking a guy in the face while he's >blowing you can be fucking hot, too. :9

 

I'm sure it can. When an escort tried that once in NYC on me, after basically forcing me down on my knees to suck him (he did have a very nice cock), I looked up and dead serious told him, "That won't be necessary." He smiled, and slapped me again. This time, I grabbed his balls a little tighter than most would find comfortable, and repeated, ClintEastwoodesque with gritted teeth, "That WON'T be necessary."

 

He got the message.

 

I certainly don't mind a little slap on the bum, however.

}>

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Butt Preparation 101

 

Mr. Munroe is doing squats at the moment, so I am your substitute instructor for the evening. Mr. Munroe's lesson plan for tonight covers how a TALENTED top both prepares and arouses his partner for entry, relaxes his partner's aperture for peak enjoyment and provides a memorable ride.

 

Sensual Intimacy is no different than pounding, Power Bottom or not. Both require consideration of the primary focal point, attention to both the desires and the needs of BOTH parties and relaxation. Some people get from point A to point B with kissing, others want the "tear my clothes off and ravage me" effect, but whichever method you follow needs to prepare you and your partner, mentally and physically, for what is to come.

 

There is the appropriate level of readiness: poppers should be available, the preferred brand of lube, good quality condoms, in other words, all the necessary precautions. A good bottom does what is necessary for his encounter, but being a good TOP also means genuine preparation.

 

You exercise good technique to arouse the anus. This can be done with a tongue, with a finger (or two) or with mental stimulation (or a combination of all three). Often, misdirection is always the key for initial entry and for relaxation. You can eat out the rosebud, nibble, lick and bite (very gently) and otherwise pay it attention. Your life begins to revolve around this part of your partner's anatomy. Your very being depends on how well you can make your partner not merely desire you inside him but needs to feel you in him: deeply, fully and completely.

 

A common mistake is to just lick the entryway for a little while. This is like a bottom who gives bad head. Placing your head in his mouth, swirling it for a few minutes, licking the sides: sure this all feels good, but it feels like you missed part of the trailer and then the movie starts and something is lacking.

 

This becomes the reverse side of the coin. You spend what seems like an eternity down there. You use all the spit you think you can muster. You begin to know your partner's anatomy better than you know his face and then you stay there a few minutes longer and work your way up to his cock and take it in your mouth while you work a very gentle finger just slightly up and down and around (but not inside) his opening. The you work your way back down to the focal point but you keep your fingers around....

 

This visit, your time down there is much shorter, and you raise yourself up, put yourself into position as if you were about to enter but you do not. Rather than a finger, you rub yourself against his aperture, while you place your upper body against his, and you lick his neck (or whatever part of you think most needs attention).... Just when you think he really wants you inside him, you lower his legs down, slowly work your way down (but not too slowly) and you place him back inside your mouth and this time you do take that finger and you insert just the first section very gentle in and work it around. At this point, you should elict a soft moan from him.

 

You continue in this vein until the subject is clearly past the point of feeling anything other than sheer hunger. Then you go back down there and lick some more until you hear the three most important words in the English language: Fuck me NOW!

 

[RING!!!]

 

Thank you class, for your attentiveness. Mr. Munroe should be back, perhaps a little sore, but he can continue from here.

[Rick Munroe]

>Rick, Why do you torture me this way?

 

If you really want to be tortured, read Franco's post #11 below. <whew> :9

[Rick Munroe]

DAMN YOU, FRANCO DiSANTIS!!!!

 

>You exercise good technique to arouse the anus. This can be

>done with a tongue, with a finger (or two) or with mental

>stimulation

 

Well, you're obviously a pro at the mental stimulation part. I could fucking kill you. I finally got rid of my morning hardon (with help from a talented cocksucker) (once in a while, AOL comes through), and now you've given me another one for the afternoon. I had things to do today but now I've got this to deal with. I'm even ending sentences with prepositions. I hate you, Franco DiSantis.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Is the check in the mail?

 

>>You exercise good technique to arouse the anus. This can be

>>done with a tongue, with a finger (or two) or with mental

>>stimulation

>

>you're obviously a pro at the mental stimulation part.

 

I am a full service PROFESSIONAL male companion.

 

> I could fucking kill you. I finally got rid of my morning

>hardon (with help from a talented cocksucker) (once in a

>while, AOL comes through), and now you've given me another

>one for the afternoon.

 

I am a FULL service Professional Male Companion.

 

>I had things to do today but now

>I've got this to deal with.

 

I am a full service Professional Male Companion and can be reached weekdays between Noon and Midnight and anytime on the weekends.

[Rick Munroe]

>I looked up and dead serious

>told him, "That won't be necessary."

 

That is so funny. It's a very Dorothy Zbornak line. :+

[pacnwescort]

Dear Rick and Franco:

 

I have read your messages thoroughly and repeatedly and I guess I still do not completely understand the techniques you are both recommending. For example, if one of you were to top me, should the fingering begin before or after I suck your hard cock to the edge of cuming? While you finger me, am I allowed to jack off and cum? Or is that only allowed after I have been sufficiently plowed by your thick stud dick? There are many important questions that do not appear to be fully answered, and I would not want to tell a client I was using "the Munroe Maneuver" or say I had "Di Santis in my pants" and have them end up in the emergency room.

 

Of course, being a mere prostitute, I am a little slow to learn here, so perhaps a personal demonstration would be more effective. I will be in New York this weekend, where Rick lives, and Franco will be in Portland soon, where I live. Perhaps either (or ideally both) of you could actually finger my hole, in person, using the appropriate processes and follow-up strategies so I will be able to fully comprehend and internalize the benefits of your approach. In less formal terms, perhaps you could open up my ass and fuck me silly. After all, they say stud-ents are the best teachers. :-)

 

I would then happily be in a position (perhaps multiple positions) to report back to the readership of this board about the no doubt penetrating success of your approach.

 

Steven

[email protected]

 

P.S. I am doing a threeway with Rod Hagen and a client Thursday night. If neither of you are available to teach me, perhaps you can fax the instructions for the fingering procedure to Rod, who I think intends to fuck me. Also, I have never had sex with Rod and I have noticed that references to him on this board often involve the phrase "really big asshole." If this is true, does this mean I should use a fist rather than a finger when using your procedure on him?

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

"Not Me, I'm Asexual"

 

>Dear Rick and Franco:

>

>I have read your messages thoroughly and repeatedly and I

>guess I still do not completely understand the techniques

>you are both recommending.

 

TWO WORDS: Crisco Balls.

 

>For example, if one of you were

>to top me, should the fingering begin before or after I suck

>your hard cock to the edge of cuming?

 

Actually, I believe Mr. Munroe does not actually ever top anyone. I think he does this trick where he contorts a great deal and a condom is involved and I have heard tell that his fingers and tongue are so talented that the impression that you have been well fucked is given, but having never read any of his reviews, I cannot say. Thus, while it is certainly possible I may be mistaken but that is so rare, I prefer to stick by my original comment. I also hear that he prefers the liquified oil.

 

>While you finger me, am I allowed to jack off and cum? Or is

>that only allowed after I have been sufficiently plowed by your

>thick stud dick?

 

Well, after I am done, certainly. You may require more stimulation once Mr. Munroe is finished but perhaps Mr. Ross will also be present and available. Do remember that Crisco can be easily removed with baking soda and club soda mixed at room temperature and then quickly tossed over the shoulder in the general direction of the stain.

 

>There are many important questions that do not appear

>to be fully answered, and I would not want to tell a client

>I was using "the Munroe Maneuver" or say I had "Di Santis in

>my pants" and have them end up in the emergency room.

 

Actually, I find nudity is easier. But then again, no lard is ever used in my home.

 

>Of course, being a mere prostitute, I am a little slow to

>learn here, so perhaps a personal demonstration would be

>more effective.

 

Just like Mr. Munroe, I expect you are going to want a stud man or professional courtesy discount? You know, I have mouths to feed. Kitty requires a very specialized diet. Emergency liposuction is not inexpensive here in West Hollywood. Even though Botox injections have now been released from price controls by the West Hollywood City Council, all the real good surgeons are in Beverly Hills and Rod Hagen has had that market cornered forever.

 

>In less formal terms, perhaps you could open up

>my ass and fuck me silly. After all, they say stud-ents are

>the best teachers. :-)

 

In less formal terms, Crisco Balls. You put them in the freezer and the right amount of body heat melts them. Sort of like sexual M&Ms. The Twinks SWEAR by them and they have NEVER been wrong before. Of course, there was the time they encouraged me to become a professional male companion....

 

>I would then happily be in a position (perhaps multiple

>positions) to report back to the readership of this board

>about the no doubt penetrating success of your approach.

 

I have a perfectly nice love seat in my bedroom. A very sturdy birch dining table and an sofa large enough to sleep two in my living room (in fact a porn star is sleeping on it at the moment). As a Full Service Professional Companion my clients expect and anticipate that they will be in multiple positions in multiple places, both public and private.

 

 

>I am doing a threeway with Rod Hagen and a client

Thursday night. If neither of you are available to teach

>me, perhaps you can fax the instructions for the fingering

>procedure to Rod, who I think intends to fuck me. Also, I

>have never had sex with Rod and I have noticed that

>references to him on this board often involve the phrase

>"really big asshole." If this is true, does this mean I

>should use a fist rather than a finger when using your

>procedure on him?

 

Double headed dildos might be called for here. The client could perhaps hold it. Use plenty of the lubrication of your choice to minimize the distraction of Mr. Hagen's washboard. I hear it is very prominantly displayed.

[+ Axiom2001]

RE: "Not Me, I'm Asexual"

 

This is a very "hot" thread began only by Mr. Munroe! Mr. Munroe, DiSantis, and Mr. Steve- you got it stirred up and elongated just by my reading your lastest posts! I MUST see Mr. DiSantis before year's end, and you're based only 300 miles away from me! When will the "professional..." be returning to SF? AX

[jack]

RE: Butt Preparation 101

 

"feeling other than shire hunger . . ." is when you rub your cock up and down and over, up and down and over, up and down and over, his asshole guaranting you both must have each other. (If you had not done the 101, the entire essence of this thread could have been lost).

[OneFinger]

RE:

 

>...In less formal terms, Crisco Balls. You put them in the freezer and the right amount of body heat melts them. Sort of like sexual M&Ms. The Twinks SWEAR by them and they have NEVER been wrong before...

 

Never tried Crisco balls and not sure that I'd recommend them. Afterall, Crisco is a shortening and I like them long! :+

[Rick Munroe]

RE: topping and oils

 

>Actually, I believe Mr. Munroe does not actually ever top anyone.

 

Hey, don't let an infamous ass pic fool you. I LOVE to top (Have you ever seen Derek's ass? He was more versatile when we were teenagers and I spent way more time inside him than in class...how could you not fuck an ass like that??). I was fucking a guy this weekend and he told me that the slight upward curve of my dick was hitting "just the right place" when I was pounding him (I had him on his back, legs on my shoulders) and that made him shoot on his belly, which in turn made him clamp down on my cock and that made me want to cum so I pulled out and added to his load. <whew> Now, where was I? Oh yeah...yes, I do so top.

 

>I also hear that he prefers the liquified oil.

 

Actually, as you'll see below, I avoid oils at all cost. I swear by Eros (I should be their spokes-butt).

 

>In less formal terms, Crisco Balls. You put them in the

>freezer and the right amount of body heat melts them. Sort

>of like sexual M&Ms.

 

OK, I need to get serious here. That sounds like fun but NO ONE should ever EVER use any oil-based lubricants (Crisco, vaseline, hand lotions, baby oils) if they plan to fuck. If you want to try this "Crisco Balls" thing or use oils to play with a guy's hole, you should avoid fucking afterwards because the oils may still be present in his ass and could cause condom breakage. I had a client once who, before I realized what he was up to, put some Crisco on his finger and in my ass...and he was more than a bit disappointed (as was I) that I couldn't/wouldn't let him fuck me afterwards. I wasn't going to risk just showering it off as I knew that there could still be traces of that oil in me and I don't believe in taking chances. (Luckily, he was versatile, so we switched positions. Watch out, Franco. }> )

[Rick Munroe]

>I will be in New York this weekend, where

>Rick lives...perhaps you could open up

>my ass and fuck me silly.

 

917-523-4777 }>

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Open Your Golden Gates

 

Ten days, give or take a few, between (betwixt?) Folsom and Castro Street Fairs....

 

I will have access to a sling.

[Donnie]

>perhaps you can fax the instructions for the fingering

>procedure to Rod, who I think intends to fuck me.

 

How ironic. According to Rod, his dick is like a finger.