Big Baggy Bathing Suits

[Huey]

I actually like the baggy swim suits. It leaves a little more to the imagination. Plus I have witnessed a few hot guys with raging hard ons under those baggy, wet trunks :9 and when there wet they tend to cling very nicely ;-)

 

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[foxy]

I hate them! Spent the day at the pool yesterday. All these cute guys were wearing these stupid bathing suits down to their knees. Besides beng ugly, they look really uncomfortable to swim in. I think there should be a mandatory Speedo law. All the women are in these tiny suits and the men look like circus clowns. It's not fair!

[+ deej]

Even worse, the guys that ARE wearing speedos are generally the guys that *shouldn't*. :+

 

Baggy jeans is another pet peeve of mine. You'll see a hot guy wearing jeans so baggy you wonder how they can even walk.

 

Tight jeans are the (2nd) best thing that ever happened to men's asses. Bring them back!

[Samai139]

Totally agree with both messages. I'm old enough to remember not only

"tight jeans" but even tight chinos and cords!! As far as bathing suits are concerned--the young hunks don't have to wear Speedos or thongs, but flimsy nylon or cotton trunks that look GOOD when wet would be an improvement.

Who in hell is designing Men's Fashions these days? Originally I thought the "baggy" look was due to the boomers getting older and wanting to camoflauge their flab, but I don't think that's any longer true.

I'm tired of the women hogging the sexy look!! It's time men re-took the stage. They--whoever the f--- "they" is--say that it's gay men who set the styles!! Let's rebel and find clothes that accentuate our curves and bulges. Maybe the "straight" world will catch on--if not, scew 'em.

Have you seen what Enrique Eglesias wears to perform? Hot, at least in the "Escape" video!!:9

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>I'm tired of the women hogging the sexy look!! It's time

>men re-took the stage. They--whoever the f--- "they"

>is--say that it's gay men who set the styles!! Let's rebel

>and find clothes that accentuate our curves and bulges.

>Maybe the "straight" world will catch on--if not, scew 'em.

 

I think the reason that the straight hunks are wearing baggy swim suits is becaue of their homophobic view of guys who wear speedos. They think that if they wear tight bathing suits they will be ogled

by "those fuckin' queers" (how terribly astute of them :-) )or even worse - god forbid - be mistaken as queer. Most of them are not very secure with their own sexuality!

 

I think there is nothing funnier than to see a straight model, posing naked, with a tan line that leaves him snow white from his waist to his knees. If you're going to do nudes, forget the baggies!

 

Thunderbuns

[Rick Munroe]

>Baggy jeans is another pet peeve of mine. You'll see a hot

>guy wearing jeans so baggy you wonder how they can even

>walk.

 

Personally, I like 'em both ways. I have baggy ones, which can be cute & sexy, and I have tight ones, which can get me at least 3 guys' phone numbers just walking from my apartment to the grocery store. }>

 

>Tight jeans are the (2nd) best thing that ever happened to

>men's asses.

 

What was the first? Your dick? :9

[Rick Munroe]

>I think the reason that the straight hunks are wearing baggy

>swim suits is becaue of their homophobic view of guys who

>wear speedos.

 

I think you're absolutely right. Another possibility is that that is all they offer in the "straight" stores, and most people (gay/bi/str8) are sheep and follow the herd. All I know is that when I was younger and lacked sexual confidence (and envied my own boyfriend for being such a "stud"), I would never have considered wearing a little piece of spandex out in public. But now, of course, I owe it to my public to work on this tanline. Oh and yeah, Thunder, don't these str8 guys have really awful tanlines? Or is that the new indicator of sexual preference (since str8 guys now "work" their highlighted hair and wax their legs & eyebrows): white thighs with tan calves = straight?

 

When you hang out on Fire Island, you don't realize what straight guys are wearing to the beach. But this year, we're going to Jones Beach (and also, recently, when we were in "family town" Vegas) and can now see the ridiculously huge trunks they're all wearing. The women have dental floss bikinis, regardless of their body type, but guys from toddlers to old men are practically in skirts. I asked one of my female friends why, and she said it's because straight women think it's "nasty" for a man to wear a bikini, because they don't want to have to see a dick (the concept being, "dicks are ugly") (hmmm...has she seen her vagina?) (no offense to Tina & Kathryn). On MTV some months back, they were having some sort of "Fashion Do's and Don'ts" on a beach somewhere. It was the grand finale and they had a guy with a yummy A&F bod come out in a speedo and the crowd went wild booing, while the hostess shrieked, "Eeeew, guys...remember RULE #1: never ever wear a BANANA HAMMOCK!!"

 

In Vegas, surrounded by straight families by the pool, Derek and I were stared at & pointed at constantly. It made us laugh (OK, and it was annoying), especially when, as far as we were concerned, those guys were the ones who looked ridiculous. Not to mention the teens who wore boxer shorts under their huge trunks, with the trunks pulled down below the butt. I can't believe they're still doing that.

 

Yesterday, at Jones Beach, we went to shower off in the men's shower area. There are about 10 stalls, all open with no door or curtain. It's located at Field 6 between the cruisy, blow-me-in-the-dunes gay beach and the loud, obnoxious, littered, oppressive "family" beaches. Most guys (gay or str8) get naked to shower down. I was showering in my bikini (hey, if you wanna see my naked ass, it's $250 an hour ) when this latin man and his pre-teen son came right over to my stall to wait for me to finish. They were both standing a foot away, watching me. At first, I thought the man was cruising me because he was staring so intently, but then I saw him shake his head in disgust, as if I were the one staring at him. I was getting annoyed because both he & the child would not take their eyes off of me. I asked him, "Do you want something?" but he didn't respond. Then Derek showed up and I asked him to hold the shower nozzle (it only stays on while you press it) so I could wash my back. That's when the man said to his son, "maricon!" (faggot) (how nice to teach hatred to your kids). OK, so let me get this straight. He's ogling my body but because I'm in a bikini, and because Derek joined me, I'm the faggot. Makes perfect sense. Anyway, I hadn't heard what he said, but unfortunately, Derek did. He turned to the guy and said something like, "What the fuck did you say?" and the man got defensive with an innocent look on his face (probably having assumed D didn't know Spanish), going "What? What?" to which Derek replied, "I don't want to hear that fuckin' word." Derek is a macho guy and I think his murderous expression really scared the guy, who promptly left and found another stall (or another cute bikinied butt to adore?). It's nice to travel with your own personal gay superhero. :+

[+ deej]

>>Tight jeans are the (2nd) best thing that ever happened to

>>men's asses.

>

>What was the first? Your dick? :9

 

Actually, I was thinking Spandex. But that works too. :9

[Guest ortrud45]

I totally second the opinions and statements here: those baggy-"style"

shorts are an affront to the eye, a total turn-off!

I have to sing the praise of straight and gay Brazilians again, who

are selfconfident enough to not walk around in so ridiculous and ugly looking swimmwear, they display their goodies (yummy:P ) without any

inhibitions, shame or whatsoever. It's just all so uncomplicated and natural/normal.

 

Travelling around a lot I have made the observation that this "baggy

fashion" is especially predominant in The US (no offense meant).

 

In the "normal" stores of Europe you can find any style of swimmwear, from speedos to shorts, but "our shorts" still look quite sexy and good compared to those on display in the States.

 

When hiring an escort I always point out that I'd love the escort to

wear briefs or speedos ... it's just so sexy and mouthwatering to see

a nice bulge. And if the saliva starts to run ... it's all the easier

to work on this dick!

 

Am I alone here?}>

 

Just my two cents Ortrud45

[Guest alanm]

Around 4PM on weekends the locker room at Island Beach State Park near Seaside Heights, NJ was the place to be. Hot college guys all showed in the nude with great tan lines. The place was packed. Not anymore. They have taken out the lockers and the few guys who do

slower now all wear those baggy suits, so tan lines are a thing of the

past. I agree that the baggy suits are a partial sign that guys think

they are being looked at by queers. It is ironic that most of them would not get a 2nd look by any self respecting queer. Well, maybe a

2nd look from this queer!

[+ Hoover42]

>...Travelling around a lot I have made the observation that

>this "baggy fashion" is especially predominant in The US.

 

The Jewish Community Center where I workout has mix of American and Israeli guys, and it's interesting to note the difference in workout shorts among these guys.

 

The local boys usually wear long baggy A&F workout shorts, but the Israeli's prefer short, running-style shorts made of flimsy ass-hugging material. These running shorts also have the advantage that they usually have a revealing split up the side.

 

It's sometimes a struggle for me to pay attention to my own workouts when the Israeli's are there.

 

I do actually like both short and long shorts, though. The important thing for me is whether the material is lightweight enough to show off the legs and ass. :9

[Rick Munroe]

>The local boys usually wear long baggy A&F workout shorts,

>but the Israeli's prefer short, running-style shorts made of

>flimsy ass-hugging material.

 

Hmmm...I guess it's just a genetic trait that we jewboys love to show off our butts.

[+ deej]

>Hmmm...I guess it's just a genetic trait that we jewboys

>love to show off our butts.

 

So it must follow it's a genetic trait that us Irish-American boys love to eat 'em. :9

[SmallTownJohn]

No! speedos or spandex. There's nothing that turns me off more than to see obnoxious muscle queens in peach stretch panties or a thong.<Ok, maybe I'll put a bottom client shitting all over me higher on the gross out scale than incognito chicks with dicks being "hot" in stretch bloomers> Personally, I like the jewels to have some breathing room. I'm all about a laidback thin guy in surf jams:0) Pardon the intrusion.

 

 

Continue talking about yourselves,

 

John

http://www.SmallTownJohn1.com

[Houston Bonfires]

Hey SmallTownJohn

 

Those gold "go vols" shorts in the pic on your web site have intrigued me for months now and do nothing to detract from your hotness. Not everyone can get away with covering so much up...but you do it in spades.}>

 

H B

[+ Hoover42]

>So it must follow it's a genetic trait that us

>Irish-American boys love to eat 'em. :9

 

So, who eats out the asses of the Irish-American boys?

 

Can I volunteer?

[Guest unlimited_horizons2002]

smalltpwnjohn.....YOU look fabulous in anything.

take care./ an admirer.}> :9 :9

[+ deej]

You can volunteer, but you might regret it. :+

[taylorky]

>

>

>No! speedos or spandex. There's nothing that turns me off

>more than to see obnoxious muscle queens in peach stretch

>panties or a thong

 

 

whoa i agree with smalltownjohn.bikinis suck!!i wear jams,boxer shorts, baggy jeans and so do most of my friends.they are comfortable,and i dress for comfort.it's really gross to see some hairy ass butt cheek hanging out. and thongs OMG WTF is with those things a string stuck in the crack of your ass........bleeecccchhhh

[Donnie]

>There's nothing that turns me off

>more than to see obnoxious muscle queens in peach stretch

>panties or a thong

 

How about a badly shaved and trimmed bush? Looks like you got a little carried away there with the bikini waxing, Johnny. Wassup wit dat? :-)

http://www.smalltownjohn1.com/John011.jpg

[Guest SeaGuy]

Since I'm not the only one now, I have to say I don't like a man in a bikini swimsuit either much less a thong. Shorts that end mid or upper thigh or fitted shorts if the man has a really good body are far more attractive. The baggy ones that go down to or past the knee are absolutely hideous I have to agree. I realize the problem with tan lines but tan lines are always unattractive no matter where they fall. The best tanning is done in the buff in your back yard or on the roof of your building all oiled up and rubbing and stroking yourself while your gay neighbors watch attentively. As for showing of the family jewels that's not best done just after someone has come out of the water even if it is not cold. The shrinkage factor is always a problem in the water so it's best to be modest. Besides if you have a third leg you're going to need more room than a bikini can provide anyway unless you're adept at folding and pressing and I admit I have seen my share of men whose bikinis look as if they're going to explode under the pressure of carrying too big a load. Which brings me to another problem with bikinis, what do you do when (notice I said when and not if) you get a boner, let me restate that; how do you disguise much lees contain a boner in a bikini? This brings me to the conclusion that the only men who should wear bikinis and thongs are small-dicked, overly self-conscious and even effeminate men. Masculine, easy-going, big-dicked men should wear trunks.:+

[Guest Thunderbuns]

I realize the problem with tan lines but tan

>lines are always unattractive no matter where they fall.

 

Sorry - but you are worng, wrong, wrong and I give you Rick Munroe as a shining example of the benefit of tan lines!

 

>The best tanning is done in the buff in your back yard or on the

>roof of your building all oiled up and rubbing and stroking

>yourself while your gay neighbors watch attentively.

 

Can the straight neighbors watch too?

 

>Besides if you have a third leg

>you're going to need more room than a bikini can provide

>anyway unless you're adept at folding and pressing

 

Not true either. I always wear Speedos. But not the skimpy kind. I like about a three inch side panel. And the first thing I do when buying a new suit is cut out the lining. As for the honker - just let it snake across one side of the front. If it's noticed, so much the better. After all Madison Ave was founded on the premise that it pays to advertise.

 

>Which brings me to another problem with bikinis,

>what do you do when (notice I said when and not if) you get

>a boner, let me restate that; how do you disguise much lees

>contain a boner in a bikini?

 

You don't - please see above!

 

>This brings me to the conclusion that the only men who should wear >bikinis and thongs are small-dicked, overly self-conscious and even

>effeminate men.

 

Sorry - can't agree, although I must admit I'm not a thong lover.

 

>Masculine, easy-going, big-dicked men should

>wear trunks.

 

Another style that can look great is the low-rise square cut which also gives and interesting tan line.

 

Thunderbuns

[chrismac]

I too prefer the "American" look (boxer-type bathing suits for men) vs. the "Euro-dareIsayit-trash" look. Personally speaking, I think a few guys a la Marcus Schenkenberg can get away with it, as long as the speedo is of a dark color - but otherwise nah. The tall, very lean guys look good in them, beefier guys, even if they're defined, seem to overwhelm the little suitlets.

 

I do love a hot guy to wear bikini underwear, however, and I'm a big fan of a speedo tanline (preferable to me than no tanline at all).

 

I think the ultra-baggy long bathing suits held in such esteem by the 13-wanna-be-25 year old crowd look silly to me. Next they'll be wearing clamdiggers.

[Bilbo]

Actually, that looks to me like a fairly good job of extreme trimming. It only surprises me if you're saying that that is John because I hear he's such a top. For me, as a Leather Master, an extremely trimmed and especially a completely shaved crotch is a very large turn on, because I take it to mean a subservient cock crying out to be put through its paces by a Master who knows what he's doing. But, chacun a son gout, I do know that that is not what they all are trying to say to me.

[Guest SeaGuy]

Rick Munroe's butt would look scrumptious tan line or no tan line, the tan line just highlights the butt it doesn't make the butt. YUMMY!

 

As for cutting the lining out of speedos, YES! Access made easier. I'll happily help you slide into or better yet out of them. WOOF!