Two Truths and a Lie

[OneFinger]

OK, time for a lighthearted topic. I'm not sure how this will work on this site but I think it could be fun. I encountered this on another website and decided to “steal” the idea.

 

What you have to do is list 3 statements about yourself. Two of them have to be true and one a lie. The trick is that you don't reveal which is the lie. The more outrageous the truths are, the better.

 

Then, at some point, everyone can go back and respond to their post and reveal which is the lie. This will be fun and a good way to find out more about each other as well.

 

So, here’s two truths and a lie about me.

 

1. While in Rome attending an audience with the Pope, I got to shake his hand.

 

2. My family found out I was gay when a gay bar was raided for allowing under-aged patrons and the local TV station showed a film clip of me coming out of the bar.

 

3. Prior to coming out of the closet I totaled my car while on a blind date (piano concert) with a deaf girl.

 

So, let the fun begin and let's hear your two truths and a lie. }>

[Guest NakedTony]

1. Although I like being naked around the house, I'm very shy about being nude in public. I believe it should be done behind closed doors.

 

2. I'm a professional photographer.

 

3. I was 12 years old when I had my first sexual experience with my best friend (male).

[Guest miketx]

Okay, I'm game.

 

1. While visiting the set of Dallas, I moved a couple of items to see if my changes would make it onto the show.

 

2. While drunk, stole a golf cart with some buddies & drove it into a pond.

 

3. Accidently triggered a silent alarm while working at my job, causing the place to be surrounded by police.

[Rick Munroe]

1. Although my ass & mouth get a lot of attention, my dick is the center of my sexual universe.

 

2. I dislike group sex unless I'm the only one bottoming.

 

3. I love to talk dirty while fucking.

[+ Hoover42]

Here we go...

 

1. As a tenth grader in high-school, I stole a cross-country plane ticket, and ran away from home to Los Angeles with hopes of meeting Dr. Zachary Smith (Jonathan Harris) from the show Lost in Space.

 

2. One afternoon, as I went door-to-door selling greeting cards in an upscale central Florida housing development, I was kidnapped for six hours by a horny housewife and forced to perform oral sex on her before she would let me go home.

 

3. Over a period of seven years, I sucked off every one of a family of seven uncut brothers, all but one of whom married in their twenties.

[bluenix]

1. This is me (left):

 

http://www.ezshots.com/members/blueman/images/blueman-13.jpg

 

 

2. This is me:

 

http://www.ezshots.com/members/blueman/images/blueman-12.jpg

 

 

3. This is me:

 

http://www.ezshots.com/members/blueman/images/blueman-14.jpg

[Rick Munroe]

Blue, if #2 really is you, you can parody me, satirize me, ridicule me or beat the crap out of me any ol' day. That guy's yummy. :9

[Rick Munroe]

>3. Over a period of seven years, I sucked off every one of a

>family of seven uncut brothers, all but one of whom married

>in their twenties.

 

Damn, this one better be true. Did you swallow? }>

[Guest jeffOH]

1. I've been arrested 5 times.

 

2. I've never been to a bathhouse.

 

3. My cock and my ass are far superior to any other escort's and I'm constantly reminding everyone of such.

 

JEFF

[email protected]

[Guest Ant415]

one,

 

Why would a deaf girl go to a piano concert? Could she enjoy it all?

[Guest Ant415]

i hope is not #3 that one has to be the lie...

[Guest Ant415]

here are mine:

 

 

-I have a family member known as Babs (hint.. I am not filipino)

-I don't look good in hats

-alone, I replaced the differntial and cv joints in my 79 Olds Toronado

[Huey]

1- While writing for a music magazine I interviewed New Kids on the Block (we are white boys trying our best to sound black), Aaron Carter (I am so cute), Sneaker Pimps (our career will never be 6' under), Santana (love you my brother), Radish (love you my brother part two), Motely Crue (We brought metal back to life), Megadeth (We are God's gift to you), Pantera (Do you really think our drumer is fat), Chemmical Brothers (We are God's gift to computers), Metallica (did we hit the lotto or what), RHCP (do you think our cocks look good in those socks), Crystal Method (2 guys and a truck), Sugarcubes(isn't our singer a trip, she thinks she will go on to be a huge star one day *laughs*), and more.

 

2- I was the original manager of Motely Crue.

 

3- At 16 I did overnights at a Cleveland radio station and was fired for playing two songs at the same time (hey it was the early 70s and I thought they fit well ).

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[+ deej]

1. I'm an ex-Marine who used to work at the White House often and sucked off Secret Service agents in their locker room.

 

2. To this day, there's a footprint on my bedroom wall because I didn't realize the guy I was fucking had his foot buried in semi-wet plaster.

 

3. I haven't paid for sex in a year because I've been getting so much for free lately.

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>1. I'm an ex-Marine who used to work at the White House

>often and sucked off Secret Service agents in their locker

>room.

 

Please tell me # 1 isn't the lie - p l e a s e!

 

Thunderbuns

[Guest TexasTaurus]

OK

 

1. I caught the clap from the first dude I ever picked up in a bar.

 

2. I blew 7 marines one night in the bathroom of a strip club in Lawton, Oklahoma.

 

3. I had a three way with a woman in order to see the other guy (straight) nude.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

1. I've seen Dennis Quaid in his white Jockey briefs.

 

2. I've seen Vin Diesel in his white Jockey briefs.

 

3. Rick Munroe is over-rated.

 

Cooperatively yours,

 

FFF

[Will]

1. My first long-term lover was a married priest.

 

2. I had sex with a monk in the monastery dormitory.

 

3. At a dinner party I gave in Rome, four seminarians jerked each

other off under the table as we ate, and nobody else knew until

they showed us their hands dripping with cum.

[+ Hoover42]

>Damn, this one better be true. Did you swallow? }>

 

I'm waiting for the anticipation to rise a little before I reveal all in my shocking followup message.

[Guest Hungman9]

>1. I've seen Dennis Quaid in his white Jockey briefs.

>

>2. I've seen Vin Diesel in his white Jockey briefs.

>

>3. Rick Munroe is over-rated.

 

Since this is supposed to be 2 truths and a lie about yourself, it's interesting that you chose to write # 3. Whether you feel it's true or false, I guess you're saying that either you are Rick Munroe or that he's an important part of your life.

[+ Axiom2001]

Here goes!!!!!

 

1. I had sex with a mature Italian man and his young lover in the

outdoors under the blazing sun not too far from Super Paradise

Beach in Mykynos.

 

2. I was gang raped by some ten strappling Morrocan type men while in

a bathouse when I was in Paris.

 

3. An Aussie hunk blew me furiously in a red British telephone booth

outside of a restaurant where we had just dined.:9 :9

[OneFinger]

>>1. While in Rome attending an audience with the Pope, I got

to shake his hand. True - I still treasure the pictures I have of the experience.

>

>2. My family found out I was gay when a gay bar was raided

for allowing under-aged patrons and the local TV station

showed a film clip of me coming out of the bar. False - This actually happened to a friend.

>

3. Prior to coming out of the closet I totaled my car while on a blind date (piano concert) with a deaf girl. True

[OneFinger]

>one,

>

>Why would a deaf girl go to a piano concert? Could she enjoy it all?

 

The blind date was actually a double date setup by a relative who thought we'd have a good time since I'm a sign language interpreter for the deaf. The relative didn't tell the girl or myself what we'd be doing on the date (she wanted it to be a surprise). I also didn't know, until I showed up, that my date was deaf.

 

My relative does have a mental "drift factor" and didn't realize that a deaf person wouldn't enjoy a piano concert. :+

 

BTW, have you ever tried eating at a formal dinner while trying to carry on a conversation with your hands? In addition, no one else in our group knew sign language so I had to speak not only for myself the entire evening but had to sign what everyone else was saying and had to reverse interpret what she was saying.

[Guest wndrwoman]

1. While managing a recording studio in Chicago, I got to fuck Jon Bon Jovi.

2. My first husband "discovered" that he was a transexual, 8 years into our marriage.

3. When I was 19, I got pulled over for speeding. The cop found coke stashed on me and gave me the option of getting arresting or giving him a blowjob. I got off (and so did he).

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>>1. I've seen Dennis Quaid in his white Jockey briefs.

>>

>>2. I've seen Vin Diesel in his white Jockey briefs.

>>

>>3. Rick Munroe is over-rated.

>

>Since this is supposed to be 2 truths and a lie about

>yourself, it's interesting that you chose to write # 3.

>Whether you feel it's true or false, I guess you're saying

>that either you are Rick Munroe or that he's an important

>part of your life.

 

All he has to do is and the words "I think" to the front of the sentence to make it legit :-)

 

Thunderbuns