Two Truths and a Lie

[Guest NakedTony]

The lie is that I am NOT shy about public nudity. I do it all the time and really enjoy it.

[Huey]

>1. My first long-term lover was a married priest.

>

>2. I had sex with a monk in the monastery dormitory.

>

>3. At a dinner party I gave in Rome, four seminarians

>jerked each

> other off under the table as we ate, and nobody else

>knew until

> they showed us their hands dripping with cum.

 

While it seems it would be amusing number 3 has to be the lie.

 

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WAR IS OVER

if you want it

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE

[Huey]

>1. While managing a recording studio in Chicago, I got to

>fuck Jon Bon Jovi.

 

Sounds more like two truths and a fun fantasy

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WAR IS OVER

if you want it

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE

[jimmer]

1. My first sexual experience with a male took place at the beach, on a surfboard, and in the water.

 

2. I once prevented a well-reviewed escort, high on "e", from jumping from his balcony to prove that he could fly.

 

3. I keep a collection of the underwear worn by the escorts that I have hired.

 

Jimmer

[Guest Blink]

1)During an assignment in Budapest, I got into a whirlwind romance with a guy named Serge only to find out 6 months later that he was male porn star in Europe. I was that naive.

 

2) I have long sexual affair with this male model in the East Coast, who is actually the brother of my then live-in lover. My lover has no knowledge of my fling until now.

 

3) This is my 4th year as a triathlete.

[Guest Blink]

>>3. Over a period of seven years, I sucked off every one of a

>>family of seven uncut brothers, all but one of whom married

>>in their twenties.

>

>Damn, this one better be true. Did you swallow? }>

 

 

It's the # 1!!!!

[Guest Blink]

>1. My first sexual experience with a male took place at the

>beach, on a surfboard, and in the water.

>

>2. I once prevented a well-reviewed escort, high on "e",

>from jumping from his balcony to prove that he could fly.

>

>3. I keep a collection of the underwear worn by the escorts

>that I have hired.

>

>Jimmer

 

 

Number # must be a lie because some escorts wear no undies. :9

[Guest Blink]

OK

1. I caught the clap from the first dude I ever picked up in a bar.

 

2. I blew 7 marines one night in the bathroom of a strip club in Lawton, Oklahoma.

 

3. I had a three way with a woman in order to see the other guy (straight) nude.

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#2 is definitely a lie!!!

[chrismac]

1) At age 2, I had my stomach pumped after my parents found me lying face-up in the pasture, bloated after having injested as much horse manure as I could before falling unconscious.

 

2) I am in love with Rod Hagen. Despite the efforts to the contrary of my conscious mind, I continually dream of him at night.

 

3) This year I changed my lifestyle completely; lost 20lbs, began cooking for myself, workout 4x/week, got a new hairstyle for the first time in 24 years, and at 37, have been carded 3 times in the past month when buying wine at the grocery.

[DaninWA]

There's a strip club in Lawton, OK? Must have missed it.

 

Dan

[jimmer]

Blink,

 

Actually, all of the escorts I've hired have worn underwear, at least at the beginning of their visits. This is not to claim that you are right or wrong in your judgment, just an additional fact.

 

Jimmer

[+ Hoover42]

And the answers are:

 

1. As a tenth grader in high-school, I stole a cross-country plane ticket, and ran away from home to Los Angeles with hopes of meeting Dr. Zachary Smith (Jonathan Harris) from the show Lost in Space.

True. I made it far as LA, but I never found Dr Smith's house. I stayed at a home for runaways for three days before returning home to Florida.

 

2. One afternoon, as I went door-to-door selling greeting cards in an upscale central Florida housing development, I was kidnapped for six hours by a horny housewife and forced to perform oral sex on her before she would let me go home.

False. I was kidnapped by a housewife, but I managed to escape by climbing over a barbed-wire fence. I caught my arm on the fence as I was coming down the other side and cut a nice 2-inch hole in my bicep. I still have the scar from that incident.

 

3. Over a period of seven years, I sucked off every one of a family of seven uncut brothers, all but one of whom married in their twenties.

True. The brother closest to my age discovered that I would suck (and swallow), and eventually the whole group of them found out about it. I used to play hard to get then, and I would make them fight over me for my services. Sigh. :-)

[Rick Munroe]

I don't know what's more shocking: eating shit, loving Rod, or having the same hairstyle as a 13 year old. You win for Most Jaw-Dropping entry, Chris. :+

[chrismac]

>I don't know what's more shocking: eating shit, loving Rod,

>or having the same hairstyle as a 13 year old. You win for

>Most Jaw-Dropping entry, Chris. :+

 

Yay I win a prize!!! :7

 

Maybe someday I'll drop my jaw for you ;-)

[Guest Ant415]

<2. I was gang raped by some ten strappling Morrocan type men while in

a bathouse when I was in Paris.>

 

PLEASE tell me the name/address of this bathhouse. I MUST go. I will even pay all ten.

 

One of my most precious daydreams is that of a night in Paris I spent with a new Moroccan friend.