Men's Cream- RIP

[+ Lucky]

My favorite men's product has been discontinued, and I don't know why. It used to cost less than $10, but the price kept going up even though it couldn't cost much to make. Many gay-oriented stores jacked the price even higher. Now you can't find it anymore, and Amazon says the product is discontinued. Why, lord, why? What am I to do?

 

Siteshttp://www.first-search.com/mens-cream.com.jpg

[Kevin Slater]

A quick search on Google brings me to http://www.menscream.com/ which appears to have it available. (To be sure, once I try to check out I may get a notice that it's unavailable, but as I don't intend to buy I can't test that.)

 

I'm bummed that they stopped selling my brand o' lube in the packaging I loved. (It was travel-safe and wouldn't roll around on the bed once play started.) I used to have a few empties around into which I could decant, but those all seem to have disappeared.

 

 

http://laterslater.com/wet.jpg

 

Kevin Slater

[josephga]

only lube Iv liked was the wet platinum or other silicone types. All water based lubes I found to dry out to fast or to sticky..

[Kevin Slater]

only lube Iv liked was the wet platinum or other silicone types. All water based lubes I found to dry out to fast or to sticky..

 

A bit of spit or water (fun with a water gun, anyone?) works wonders. The combination of silicon lube and my hardwood floors inevitably leaves me with bruised shins.

 

Kevin Slater

[josephga]

I mostly used it when giving my massage clients a release. Id get the big pump bottle and one pump did the trick. id use massage cream for the massage then a quick pump of the wet platinum for the release.

[rvwnsd]

Try Albolene cream. I believe it is the same thing, just less expensive.

 

http://tinyurl.com/ykzm3vf

[MsGuy]

"Product Description

 

Albolene Moisturinzing Cleanser liquifies on contact with your skin to gently and thoroughly dissolve makeup, dirt, and even mascara."

 

rvwnsd, are you sure that's what Lucky had in mind?

[rvwnsd]

Well, we've talked about some "working boys" who appear to have been wearing male cosmetics. If he ever hired one of them, he could clean up and have a post-encounter JO session all at one time. Why, its better than Shimmer!

 

http://www.hulu.com/watch/61320/saturday-night-live-shimmer-floor-wax

 

[+ purplekow]

Oh I see you gave the reference. Was just going to mention that Shimmer is a floor was and a dessert topping. At least that is the way I recall it.

[JT Brooklyn]

SPIT..Oh Yeah!

 

only lube Iv liked was the wet platinum or other silicone types. All water based lubes I found to dry out to fast or to sticky..

 

Some SPIT definitely brings the "Smooth Glide" right back during a Hot Sexual Time with a Guy!

 

Of course it Helps IF your into SPIT which some of US are!

 

BUT Which probably doesn't work well for just the "Happy Ending" Masseur Guy use

[rvwnsd]

Oh I see you gave the reference. Was just going to mention that Shimmer is a floor was and a dessert topping. At least that is the way I recall it.

 

Right. And Albolene cream is a makeup remover and a lube. It is the same formula as men's cream. The clerk at a porn shop told me about Albolene and pointed me to the Rite-Aid across the street. Saved me $$s over the years I used it. I now use H2O JO.

[+ Hoover42]

If you take a look at that Amazon.com link, you'll notice that people who bought Albolene creme were also interested in the Everlast leather weighted jump rope and a copy of the book Excel 2007 for Dummies.

 

I bet a date with one of those folks would be quite interesting.

[body2body]

I still think that Albolene (unscented) is the best thing ever made to use for Jacking Off. I have used it on a couple of the escorts that have come to see me and they always ask what is is. It is also has no taste. So if you engage in another activity it will not "interfere'. However it is not condom safe.