Man With Huge Penis Unemployed

[+ Lucky]

If you had a 13.5 inch penis, don't you think that the world would be at your um, feet, begging you to work for them? Well, apparently not. Huffington Post reports the heartbreaking tale of Jonah Falcon, apparently unrelated to Falcon Films. He claims that proof exists that no man has a larger penis than he does, yet even the adult film industry doesn't want him. Have tissue ready when you see the video of his story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html

[+ Lucky]

As long as you're watching video, why not check out this other HP story, about the guys who jumped from the top of that new world's tallest building in Dubai. I couldn't do it!

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/burj-khalifa-base-jumpers_n_416564.html

[Boomer]

Biggest Dick

 

If you had a 13.5 inch penis, don't you think that the world would be at your um, feet, begging you to work for them? Well, apparently not. Huffington Post reports the heartbreaking tale of Jonah Falcon, apparently unrelated to Falcon Films. He claims that proof exists that no man has a larger penis than he does, yet even the adult film industry doesn't want him. Have tissue ready when you see the video of his story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html

 

I remember reading a profile about him in Rolling Stone. It was my impression that his whole life revolved around the size of his dick. In my opinion he's not really porn star material (perhaps glory hole scenes). My sense of him after reading the article was that he is a troubled soul.

[+ ArVaGuy]

He's certainly got the face for straight porn. Perhaps he should seek out Ron Jeremy for career advice.

[rvwnsd]

Large, relatively speaking

 

...even the adult film industry doesn't want him...

 

All he needs is a parent/sibling/child/cousin-thrice-removed who is willing to JO with him and "Straight College Men" will snap him right up.

[Guest ryan2552]

After watching the video I don't get the impression this guy is very motivated. Maybe carrying around his huge penis all day long is tiring for him.

 

In fact I don't get the impression he gets much sex either

[Guest zipperzone]

If you had a 13.5 inch penis, don't you think that the world would be at your um, feet, begging you to work for them? Well, apparently not. Huffington Post reports the heartbreaking tale of Jonah Falcon, apparently unrelated to Falcon Films. He claims that proof exists that no man has a larger penis than he does, yet even the adult film industry doesn't want him. Have tissue ready when you see the video of his story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html

 

No wonder the porn industry isn't interested in him. Jenny Craig and a good stylist could probably reverse his fortunes.

[+ purplekow]

I am so relieved. When I read the headline, I thought I had been fired.

[+ Axiom2001]

No wonder the porn industry isn't interested in him. Jenny Craig and a good stylist could probably reverse his fortunes.

 

I'm with you. ...sorry that he is out of work, but the guy does ABSOLUTELY nothing for me. I think I'd be unable to lick his pole based on his looks! Sorry, guys!

[Racketjock]

I have never heard of this guy before. Nor seen a pic for that matter. My search skills are lacking. Is there a pic out there of this infamy? Inquiring minds...... or perverted ones. Guilty here.

[+ Lucky]

The Best I Could Find

 

It was apparently shown on HBO:

From about.com:

You'd never guess that the man standing before me is the same one who was measured on HBO's Private Dicks: Men Exposed at 13.5 inches -- longer than your average wine bottle.

And it's just as thick, I'm told.

 

 

http://z.about.com/d/weirdnews/1/G/e/N/-/-/JonahFalconsoft_1999_smaller_blurred.jpgJonah Falcon

Photo © Jonah Falcon

 

 

 

 

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00118/ed_imgSNF1227A_118710a.jpg Packet in ... Jonah is tired of being treated as a freak show...(The Sun)

[+ Gar1eth]

Question on Photos

 

It was apparently shown on HBO:

From about.com:

You'd never guess that the man standing before me is the same one who was measured on HBO's Private Dicks: Men Exposed at 13.5 inches -- longer than your average wine bottle.

And it's just as thick, I'm told.

 

 

http://z.about.com/d/weirdnews/1/G/e/N/-/-/JonahFalconsoft_1999_smaller_blurred.jpgJonah Falcon

Photo © Jonah Falcon

 

 

So is this blurry black and white photo a picture of Jonah from the HBO special 10 years ago? If it is--he was cute at the time.

 

Gman