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I got an hankering for someone to really split my ass. I am looking for someone who is THICK, cheap (around $200 or $250), muscular, and take in-calls in NYC.

 

I have been with John Markus and Rafael Alencar. I also been with Mike Grey. Anyone else that could fit the bill? I may try Small Town John but I prefer someone more muscular.

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Thick and cheap? Have you tried the corner grocery?

 

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Just sayin'....

 

Thick and cheap? Have you tried the corner grocery?

 

LOL!

 

Lucky, a new avatar for your consideration

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No and No

 

Have you tried Jake Havoc?????

 

I checked his rentboy ad, and it seems that he doesn't do in-calls.

 

Not my field of expertise, But the reviews have always seemed to say Jax Thorne

 

Oddly, I have been with Jax Thorne -- I never thought he was thick. Which is why I am always bewildered by his reviews.

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A worthy contender but I have been with him too. Keep the suggestions coming!

 

Well hell greg, Im running out of ideas. How about just splurging and hiring two long guys to double team your ass.

 

OK maybe not as huge but I hear David SF is in town and everyone says very agressive well endowed and talented top. perhaps performance would compensate?

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Jason Markus definitely outranks any of the ones mentioned so far, except possibly Jake Havoc who I've not hired. His only rival in my experience is Ben Andrews.

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Damn Greg, there are those that call me a slut, I dont even think I am in the same room as you. ST John is so worth it believe. Believe me at 6'5 there are angles he can go at that guys under 6 ft have a hard time getting to. You are not going to get a much thicker cock believe me. Seriously the only reason I have only hired for 3 hour intervals instead of an overnight is that I just dont think my ass can take it a second day. I wish I had the opportunities you have available to you in NY.

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Who is the THICKEST in NYC?

 

Well, of all the nerve. You know, some of us escorts may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but to just plain out ask which one of us is the thickest, why that just busts my gullet. :mad:

 

http://img.snlarc.jt.org/caps/characters/GiRa-Emily%20Litella.jpg

 

(Miss Litella...the post is referring to the escorts' cock size, not his intelligence.)

 

Oh, well that's very different. Never mind.

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Travis and Ben

 

Reviews seem to indicate Travis is pretty thick

 

Ummm... I believe Travis uses penis pumps and I've been with him too. He is never very hard; just semi-hard.

 

 

Ben Phelps

 

Normally, I would be all over Ben but DickHo mentioned that his pictures are not that current and it was a so-so session.

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Well, of all the nerve. You know, some of us escorts may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but to just plain out ask which one of us is the thickest, why that just busts my gullet. :mad:

 

http://img.snlarc.jt.org/caps/characters/GiRa-Emily%20Litella.jpg

 

(Miss Litella...the post is referring to the escorts' cock size, not his intelligence.)

 

Oh, well that's very different. Never mind.

 

OK funniest post so far this year LMAO Rick you slay me

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OK funniest post so far this year LMAO

 

Thanks, Tomcat...but the year is young. Give me time to top myself (or suck myself?). :p

 

Rick you slay me

 

Of course,I have to quote one of my favorite lines from the Honeymooners:

 

Alice: I call you "Killer" 'cause you slay me.

Ralph: And I'm callin' Bellevue 'cause you're nuts!

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Thanks, Tomcat...but the year is young. Give me time to top myself (or suck myself?). :p

 

 

 

Of course,I have to quote one of my favorite lines from the Honeymooners:

 

Alice: I call you "Killer" 'cause you slay me.

Ralph: And I'm callin' Bellevue 'cause you're nuts!

 

I knew a Honeymooners fan would pick that up. Good catch. sorry about the sideline so back to Thick Cocks.

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The Impossible Dream...

 

Greg,

 

Lucky you.

 

Damn.

 

Alencar and Markus.... in tandem. That's probably as "thick" as its going it get, friend.

 

Sounds like you have had every big dick in NYC.

 

I salute you.

 

Come to think of it.... the absolute thickest dick that I have ever seen or tried to swallow was Juan/Vancouver/London... WIDE... so, maybe you pair him with Kevin (also huge but longer!!!) and you might get want you want...

 

Just a thought,

 

Okie

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There's fairly new guy named Ricky advertising on Rentboy. He has a gorgeous muscled body and a dick that's long AND thick. Found the experience with him very fulfilling!

buzz

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Of course, if Brad Patton ever joins the NYC escort scene, all bets are off!

 

Ooooh yes! He fits the bill! He is HOT! I googled his name and it turns out that he retired from the porn business? Does that mean he retired from the escorting business too?

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