Levi Johnston will pose nude.....

[+ Lucky]

Another look at Levi in West Hollywood:

 

http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef0120a64e40d7970b-popup

[Lookin]

You have my vote!

 

I nominate myself for the chair of the council..

 

Do you think we should schedule a weekend retreat to introduce our Client to the Members, and vice versa?

 

Happy to volunteer for the Hospitality Tent. http://media.bigoo.ws/content/smile/party/party_19.gif

[Guest greatness]

ooh

 

That will be fun...

 

Do you think we should schedule a weekend retreat to introduce our Client to the Members, and vice versa?

 

Happy to volunteer for the Hospitality Tent. http://media.bigoo.ws/content/smile/party/party_19.gif

[+ azdr0710]

yes, I hope he is getting solid advice and not being taken advantage of....this nude thing is not that scandalous, but I hope he takes care of the money and does what's right....if he does this all correctly, he might be able to set himself and his family up for life.....

 

frankly, I'm very curious to see what he looks like naked, especially after all this bulking up he's doing....

[+ Lucky]

Wienie Worries

 

From Page Six in the NY Post:

 

Is Levi Johnston getting cold feet about his upcoming Playgirl appearance? We hear that the father of Sarah Palin's grandson has been telling folks at the magazine he is worried about how his manhood may look during the shoot. And to make matters worse, one location for the shoot is a chilly ice rink. But Levi's manager, Tank Johnson, tells Page Six, "We haven't had any discussions of that nature at all," and refused to confirm whether Johnson would go full-frontal during the shoot.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/levi_naked_dread_fqdkhkbZQa65H0XzZWOK7K#ixzz0Vzu7lOSh

[Guest zipperzone]

All this hype could result in the picture session being an anti-climax - no pun intended.

 

If he's going to do it, he should just go ahead and do it.

[+ Lucky]

gawker.com chimes in:

 

Oh no! Page Six says Levi Johnston has reached the inevitable size-anxiety portion of his pre-Playgirl mental training, making this the perfect time for some thinly-veiled lies about why we will love him even in the event of ugly wiener. What if it's too small?

Grower not a shower, baby. This was the same strategy that got your kid's grandma halfway to the vice presidency. Sure, her resume was distressingly short, and her intellectual prowess a bit thin, but everyone said she was a quick study. It's all about potential.

But, like, really small?

Blame it on the weather. Page Six is already doing this for you, noting that "one location for the shoot is a chilly ice rink."

What if this hurts my chance at getting custody of Tripp?

Sure, work in the adult entertainment industry may at times seem like a reason for revoking custody—Sarah Palin thinks so, and so does Sandra Bullock. But you're a teenage high school dropout with no wage-earning skills to speak of and, if we had to hazard a guess, not much by way of savings. Any level of legally-acquired financial security is going to be a boon here. Also, though Tripp's very existence proves that physical maturity does not always pair itself with mental or emotional maturity, our Pavlovian response to "Levi's manhood" might turn into some sort of subconscious message-making conceit at some point.

What if my mom sees me?

Oh, honey. They don't have Playgirl where your mother is. Just tell her you finally got that job on the oil rig.

What if it gets gay?

Well, we already know you're OK with a little bicuriosity, but a good old fashioned "no homo"—plus a dash of anatomical ambiguity—always helps:

Levi's manager,

Tank Johnson

[sic, it's Jones], tells Page Six, "We haven't had any discussions of that nature at all," and refused to confirm whether Johnson would go full-frontal during the shoot.

See? Already troubleshooting like a champ. Now drop those pants and start posing!

 

http://gawker.com/5397593/dear-levi-please-do-not-worry-about-the-size-of-your-penis

[MsGuy]

Just take a fluffer to the photo shoot. Problem solved. Unless it's really is really really small.

[Lookin]

Unless it's really is really really small.

 

Sarah, is that you?

[Guest greatness]

oh my

 

Lookin you are part of the Levi Support committee. We should support Levi~~~

 

Sarah, is that you?

[Lookin]

Lookin you are part of the Levi Support committee. We should support Levi~~~

 

I'm not sure he'll need much support. He's been a guest on The Insider this week, and looking better than ever I might add. One of the hosts asked him if it was true he was getting nervous about his upcoming exposure in Playgirl. In his usual confident delivery, "No, I'm ready to go. I don't have any worry about it."

 

http://dekerivers.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/levi-johnston_278x379.jpg

[Guest greatness]

wow

 

A nice pic! Thanks!

 

I'm not sure he'll need much support. He's been a guest on The Insider this week, and looking better than ever I might add. One of the hosts asked him if it was true he was getting nervous about his upcoming exposure in Playgirl. In his usual confident delivery, "No, I'm ready to go. I don't have any worry about it."

 

http://dekerivers.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/levi-johnston_278x379.jpg

[+ Lucky]

Levi has arrived in New York, looking good. Can he save Playgirl? That's the question asked in the Daily Beast:

 

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-11-05/can-levi-johnston-save-playgirl/full/

[+ Lucky]

The Latest on Levi

 

Levi Johnston at Fleshbot awards: Sarah Palin 'smart' for not trashing me on Oprah

 

BY Michael Saul

DAILY NEWS POLITICAL CORRESPONDENT

Thursday, November 12th 2009, 2:37 AM

 

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/11/12/alg_fleshbot_levi_johnston.jpg Showalter for News

"She knows what I got on her. It's a smart move on her part," Johnson said of Palin's interview with Oprah.

 

 

 

 

Levi Johnston, the hunky baby daddy of Sarah Palin's grandson, called the former vice presidential nominee wise for not trash talking him in her soon-to-be aired interview with Oprah Winfrey.

"She's being smart," said Johnston, when a reporter told him last night that Palin didn't blast him in the interview she taped with Winfrey Wednesday afternoon. "She knows what I got on her. It's a smart move on her part."

Johnston described his relationship with Palin and her family is "not good."

He said he will be going to court to get better access to his son, Tripp.

On Twitter, Winfrey confirmed that she talked to Palin about Johnston and a host of other topics. "We talked about everything," she boasted.

Oprah's interview with Palin will air Monday to coincide with the launch of her book, "Going Rogue."

The 19-year-old Alaska hockey stud is in New York this week for a two-day photo shoot with Playgirl that begins Thursday.

Johnston said he isn't nervous about taking his clothes off.

"Not nervous," he insisted. "I have no reason to be."

"I'm just ready to get it over with," he added. "I'm ready as I'm ever going to get, man."

Johnston received an award Wednesday night from Fleshbot, a sex site, for crossing over from being a pop culture star to a sex star.

But Johnston said he doesn't consider Playgirl to be pornography. He said it's "art."

"We're going to do it tastefully," he said. "And I don't think I'm going to embarrass anybody."

Playgirl has reserved a photo studio, a gym and a hotel in the East Village area for the shoot.

"This wasn't a political statement," said Daniel Nardicio, a Playgirl spokesman. "There are not that many people who are attractive in politics. So I went for Levi because he happens to be hot."

Nardicio said he thinks Johnston may earn as high as $150,000 from the photo shoot.

That "isn't bad for a 19-year-old kid."

Since Playgirl announced Johnston would pose nude, the number of online subscriptions to the site has skyrocketed, Nardicio said.

Johnston said he's not letting the stress from his newfound celebrity get him down.

"I know how I am," he said. "I don't care what people have to say about me.

 

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