How do you deal with really REALLY bad breath?

[Guest Hottiewithabody]

I found myself in a very uncomfortable situation with a client recently. We started the day off going out to Dinner..talking..really enjoying each others company. As we became closer and things started progressing..he made it very well known that he loved to kiss. Usually this isnt a problem for me but his breath REAKED. I mean so bad it had to be between a mix of shit and piss..really bad acid..and it was so bad being 5 feet away from him I could still smell it at one point. Now I am not a rude person..nor did I want to kill the moment..I kept suggesting "Wow I just ate I need to get some gum out of my bag" But he wouldnt take the clue..and pressed even harder with the making out..needless to say this was defiently a turn off.

[+ purplekow]

Breath that bad begs for honesty. "Listen lover, you are a very sexy man and I want to kiss you very much, (well not total honesty) so please go use some mouthwash and come back fresh and minty for me."

[+ g56whiz]

PK is on the right track but I'd be just a bit more subtle such as:

 

"Listen lover, you are a very sexy man and I want to kiss you very much, so let's [delete please] go use some mouthwash and come back fresh and minty[delete for me]."

[Guest RianB]

Ah, ha ha ha...Hottie you are brazen

 

Well, I would suggest he use my style of breath freshening: Brush teeth, then stick toothbrush down tounge until you gag, and floss 2 hours prior! Brushing the teeth does minimal compared to the above...

 

Also, I've been known to carry a toothbrush with me if I get invited out to dinner LOL.

[Mark Gordon]

Coping with halitosis

 

When encountering this problem, it is entirely appropriate find tactful way of suggesting that a client freshen their breath before kissing. Some may not take it that well, but the session will still go better than if you had said nothing & were put off by it. I agree that freshening your own & then offering them some is a good method. There are little tubes of breath spray which are convenient for carrying around with you. ("just let me freshen my breath first" squirt-squirt "would you like some?") At home, I keep a big bottle of mouthwash with disposable plastic shot glasses next to it in prominent view in the bathroom. ("I'm just going to get some mouthwash first" gargle-gargle "would you like some?") This way, clients can also freshen their breath (particularly after certain activities) before going home.

[+ David-SF]

yikes !!!!

 

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they also come in many flavors and easy to carry small containers bring an assortment and insist that he try this new mint flavor sell him on how wonderful it tastes during your conversation and if he refuses then say something like

"our" breathe may need a little freshening up before we make out dude (while you pop one in your mouth)

 

keep him engaged in conversation and when yours is dissolved his should be too and have at it.

xo

[+ Lucky]

Olfactory Distractions

 

The same thing can occur with rimming. I remember one of my favorite escorts dutifully attempting to position his ass in the same place where I had enjoyed it many times before. But, this time I couldn't do it. I never told him why. It seems just a little too personal. Then there was the time the guy had toilet paper stuck in there...and damn, he was so hot to trot...and hot.

[Guest greatness]

aww

 

David you are such a gentleman. I would just be mesmerized by your sweet talk.

 

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he refuses then say something like

"our" breathe may need a little freshening up before we make out dude (while you pop one in your mouth)keep him engaged in conversation and when yours is dissolved his should be too and have at it.

xo

[Txpaytoplay]

Butt Freshener

 

The same thing can occur with rimming. I remember one of my favorite escorts dutifully attempting to position his ass in the same place where I had enjoyed it many times before. But, this time I couldn't do it. I never told him why. It seems just a little too personal. Then there was the time the guy had toilet paper stuck in there...and damn, he was so hot to trot...and hot.

 

LOL....So did you stick an Altoid up there? LOL

[+ David-SF]

speechless

 

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and i have no words of wisdom as to properly address the cool minty flavor

that comes when applied