What MUST an escort do for you to hire him?

[Guest JON1265]

I have noticed a number of reviews where the client did not do much with the escort, but the client seemed as happy as a pig in shit. Some people require kissing, some oral, some cuddling, etc.

 

I was looking at Vegasboy Dave's website when he announced he was coming to NYC (and I was thrilled), but when I found out he did not do anal - I decided I would not hire him. For 150-200 bucks an hour (or more in some cases) - someone is getting fucked. I certainly respect an escort's decision to do what he is comfortable with - but as a client - what is a must for you?

 

What do you insist that an escort be able to do for you when you hire him? For me fucking is a must - I would never even hire someone who did not fuck. Even as much as I like kissing and sucking - fucking is what I measure whether someone gets hired.

 

What about you?

[Guest happyguy]

hey guys

 

I've been away for a while, travelling thought the country, but I must agree with this post. When I engage the services of an attractive escort, I agree, someone is going to get fucked ... and I also will not hire him, no matter how attractive he is.

 

A lot of discussion is attributed to how much are they worth, I am willing to pay and to tip, as long as the service is complete..... if it isn't, then I think they are unfair in asking for the high prices, and I, for one, will not pay....what is your opinion?

happyguy

[Guest Charon]

I guess I'm just a little old fashioned.

 

Sex = fucking.

 

Oral as foreplay is great, but it isn't the main event for me. No greek = no hire for me.

[Guest Chazzz69]

>A lot of discussion is attributed to how much are they

>worth, I am willing to pay and to tip, as long as the

>service is complete..... if it isn't, then I think they are

>unfair in asking for the high prices, and I, for one, will

>not pay....what is your opinion?

>happyguy

 

I have to agree, the service has to be complete. For me that means kissing, sucking, and most espcially fucking. I am versatile and when I hire a guy I generally expect that BOTH of us are going to get fucked. I make this very clear when I am making my appointment with an escort.

 

I have not hired anyone in a very long time who was an "exclusive" top. Its my preference to go for the guys that say they are "versatile/bottom" or "versatile/top". My mood at the time may have a lot to do with whether I am going to top or bottom out for very long during a session. Chemistry is very important.

 

Everyone has their preferences, I expect that escorts are no different. Some escorts do not like to get fucked and that is understandable. I am sure that there are some escorts that only get fucked by their boyfriends and that is perfectly fine. I also know of one escort who only bottoms out for hire but tops his boyfriend exclusively. Keeps the "business" out of the "relationship" would be my thought.

 

Also, the higher the price the more I expect. That means that when you break the $175 to $200 an hour range for me, I expect that there will kissing, sucking and fucking as well as some stimulating conversation. And no attitude whatsoever. In addition, when I see the higher rates I expect that the escort is going to act in a professional manner. For me that means returning an e-mail within 24 hours. If I don't get a response then I move on.

 

As I client treat the guys I hire with respect and expect the same in return. I have met some wonderful and really great escorts, guys who are smart, funloving, and not to mention horny as hell. :9

[OneFinger]

>For 150-200 bucks an hour (or more in some cases) - someone is getting fucked.

 

I have friends who think anyone that pays an escort anything has already been fucked. :+

 

But, for me, fucking is NOT a requirement. But here's what MUST occur (in no particular order) for me to be satisfied: [ul][li]Treat me with respect and show up "squeaky clean" and ready for action.

[li]I have unlimited access to explore his entire body with my hands or tounge.

[li]I receive a fantastic blowjob.

[li]He receives a good rimming.

[li]We kiss, cuddle, hold, and sleep together.

[li]He tickles my tonsils with his cock.

[li]We both cum.[/ul] Depending on the escort, I have fucked them at their request. But that's not something that is a "show stopper" for me.

[guyinsf]

I also agree. I made the mistake a few times in the past of not being explicit about what I wanted and found myself paying $200 for an hour of sucking on a guy's dick and touching his body. I felt totally fucked, but not in a good way.

 

I can appreciate an oral only escort, but I find it ludicrous that they charge (and others pay) over $150 per hour for this. I think $100 is a more reasonable fee if the escort isn't interactive and basically wants to occupy space while you service him. Then again, others pay big bucks just to look at muscle men (and maybe touch them) while jerking themselves off.

 

I think disposable income does have something to do with this. If I had a lot more money to spend on "luxuries," I am sure that I would pay higher fees for limited services if I found the guy INCREDIBLY attractive -- and he had a pleasant personality.

[N.N.]

Evidently (from reviews on this site) a goodly number of clients

are happy without any fucking.

 

Me, I usually want to get fucked, but I've found some oral-only

escorts that were so good that I made an exception. Some guys

are able to just stand there and get sucked in a totally sexy way;

it's a skill that not everyone has. It's hard to describe just

what makes the difference, but some guys have it and some don't.

[+ Axiom2001]

...live up to what has been agreed. ...do everything possible to meet my expectations and to fulfill my sexual urges. ...be the consummate versatile top or versatile man that he purports to be. ...be extremely willing to expand my horizons and to have just a "hot", "hot" time during the one or two hours together.

 

As an aside-- I agree with all of the respondents to this thread thus far; your ideas, sentiments, comments are mine, too! Solid minds think similarly!

[Guest Spunk]

I find it interesting that you used VegasDave as your example. There seems to be a trend toward oral only escorts, and most of these guys are in Las Vegas.

 

I know from a trip to L.V., before I found this board, that they are a tight bunch. One escort introduced me to several of his friends. I have since found all of them reviewed here.

 

For me fucking or not isn't a deal breaker. It mainly depends on my mood at the time I set my date. Don't not make contact with an oral only escort. I have contacted several of them wanting anal action and they have all agreed.

[Rod Hagen]

>manner. For me that means returning an e-mail within 24

>hours. If I don't get a response then I move on.

 

 

This is somethign that irritates the shit out of me. You know how people with real jobs can program "autoResponses" to emails when they're on vacation, how do nonWorking people do that? I'm going to Bora Bora tomorrow, and like, DUH, not bringing my laptop, and I don't bring it along on MtnBiking, Climbing, Skiing trips either, except maybe to watch DVDs on the plane or in the Tent at night if we don't have a campfire.

 

So does anybody know of a software that can respond to all emails sent to my domain, rodhagen.com, that will say somethign like "Hi, this is an auto response, I'm scuba bound to South Pacific, I''ll be back Thursday, and will respond then, thanks!" instead of simply not responding to the email at all?

 

THANKS.

[+ deej]

>So does anybody know of a software that can respond to all

>emails sent to my domain, rodhagen.com, that will say

>somethign like "Hi, this is an auto response, I'm scuba

>bound to South Pacific, I''ll be back Thursday, and will

>respond then, thanks!" instead of simply not responding to

>the email at all?

 

Good question. Your answer is: It depends.

 

Most "office" types who set up auto-responders are relying on server-side functionality such as in an Exchange server. But the server software has to support the functionality.

 

On your own domain, it's going to depend on functionality provided by your hosting company. Many hosting companies offer auto-responder functionality (mine does), but many of the "no frills" hosting companies do not.

 

Lacking that, if you are on a broadband "always on" internet connection (DSL or cable modem), you can just leave your computer running and set up a response rule in your mail client. MS Outlook supports this. It's not the *best* solution because it leaves your machine on and unattended, connected to the internet, open to hackers and viruses. But if you have good virus protection and a good firewall, it should be OK.

 

Dial-up users are just screwed if their hosting companies don't already provide auto-responders. Leaving a machine hooked up to a dial-up connection is flat-out impractical. Most of them will disconnect after a period of inactivity.

[N.N.]

> Don't not make

>contact with an oral only escort. I have contacted several

>of them wanting anal action and they have all agreed.

 

Escorts tell me they get tons of phone calls and email.

I respect them and don't want to waste their time.

 

Thus, if an escort has gone to the trouble of saying on

his web site that he isn't into anal, I don't write or

call him to ask if he'll do anal.

[Rod Hagen]

Thanks Deej. My hosting company does not offer this, and I'm not going to leave the computer hooked while I'm out. Guess people will just have to learn to be patient.

[+ Charlie]

I have only four non-negotiable requirements:

1)he has to have clean breath; 2)he has to have a clean cock; 3)he has to let me touch/sniff/lick any part of his body, including sucking his cock; and 4)he has to let me cum.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

Swallow.

 

Gastronomically yours,

 

FFF

[Guest pshaw]

For me, for an escort to be worth his fee, all he really needs to do is to live up to his advertising.

 

If he says he is a versatile, he should be versatile. If he says he is only a top or only does oral, that's fine as long as that is clear at the time the appointment is made. I usually hire someone who is versatile, but will sometimes hire someone who promises less depending on my mood and how much I really would like to be with the escort. I do NOT pay $200 for someone to do an impersonation of a starfish.

 

If he says he enjoys kissing, he should enjoy kissing - real duelling-tongues kissing, not a few perfunctory pecks.

 

He should come close to his physical description within the usual tolerances (i.e., he may not actually be 25, but he should look reasonably close to that age, and if he isn't really 7 inches, he should be at least 6).

 

I am friendly, easy-going, clean as a whistle, and try to make sure that the escort is at ease; he should be/do the same.

 

While I like the escort to cum, I recognize that this will not always happen for all sorts of reasons. I may or may not cum as well. I do, however, expect him to be hard for most of the encounter.

 

He should not try to rush things along so he can get out of there short of the contracted time. If he is hired for an hour, he should be there for at least an hour.

 

In short, as long as the client is clean and behaves in a normal manner, the escort should do everything within his power to make sure that he lives up to his promises and that the client is happy at the end of the session.

[+ Axiom2001]

"Great minds think oh so alike!" I wasn't able to think of all of these at the time, but I can relate!!

[sdg]

amen pshaw!

 

i have been doing this escort thing for little less that a year. been with about 10 of them and some were better then others and one was kinda special but not till a few nights ago did i find out what a real good escort was. this guy actually took the time to explore my body, discovered what turned me on and gave it to me until my mind screamed STOP! but my body kept going for more. made me realize how much less i had been getting. so if you ask me the answer to this question it is the escort needs to care enough about the contact to make it the best he can and not just get off away with as little as possible.

 

sdg

[Guest Ant415]

Rod,

If you are going away, why not put a note on your web page.

 

I would think that a 24 hour answer is reasonable, for serious inquiries. If you are on vacation, it should be mentioned in your web page or ad. If someone still inquires, they are stupid.

 

 

 

Response to this thread...

I think the normal vanilla sex, kiss, mutual oral, fucking is reasonable and should be expected for market rates. Also no attitude, and a seemingly friendly guy. All this would be assuming the client is a decent guy.

 

For the funniest rewiews (albeit self-written) see the listing for Sebastian in San Jose, CA. Seems all he needs to do to keep his "clients" happy is a handjob for $350.

[Guest Timetoplay]

Since I was the last person who reviewed Vegasboy Dave I'll admit that if he was a bottom it would have made my night even more perfect, but I can't complain about anything he did. The guy really puts his all into it and as I said in my review, he really made the experience FUN. What I like in an escort is 1)He'll bottom if I request it. 2)Kiss, and I don't mean the friendly how do you do kiss. 3)Put some energy into the experience. I don't want to think I'm the only one having a good time. 4) The option of mutual oral.

 

There's probably more, but it's my first post on the message board. I don't want to make my first one too long. I guess when the escort comes through the door, I'm hoping that when he leaves, I won't forget it for a long time to come.

[+ Axiom2001]

>Rod,

>If you are going away, why not put a note on your web page.

>

>I would think that a 24 hour answer is reasonable, for

>serious inquiries. If you are on vacation, it should be

>mentioned in your web page or ad. If someone still

>inquires, they are stupid.

>

>

>

>Response to this thread...

>I think the normal vanilla sex, kiss, mutual oral, fucking

>is reasonable and should be expected for market rates. Also

>no attitude, and a seemingly friendly guy. All this would

>be assuming the client is a decent guy.

>

>For the funniest rewiews (albeit self-written) see the

>listing for Sebastian in San Jose, CA. Seems all he needs

>to do to keep his "clients" happy is a handjob for $350.

 

 

Sebastian, the boi, explained this to us web readers as well as apologized for some misunderstandings regarding his rate. I WOULD NOT pay him those bucks for a hand job; I can do that myself..., give one to myself and save for much more involvement.

[Guest BareBoy]

It depends at least party on the price. I usually pay £70 for a British escort, and if he doesn't want to fuck for that amount of money I can't blame him; if he does, fine. The escort I'll hore again may not fuck, may not even suck, but I must find him physically attractive, he must be happy to be naked and cuddle and preferably kiss, and over all just be a nice guy. What turns me right off, however handsome or prettyu he is and however accomodating his ass, is surliness and rudeness.

[Guest jthomp3303seattle]

john in Seattle...I am a bottom. I always read reviews to look for a true top. I am reasonably attractive, personable, not overly demanding. I expect to get fucked. I expect the escort to "keep it up" during the appt. I must cum, and prefer the escort to come. If I don't get fucked and cum, no amount of kissing will suffice.