Penis Rising

[+ Lucky]

The happy old couple dances around while the guy smiles. They get on the elevator- going up?- and are obviously going to fuck. The old football through the tire is my favorite ED ad, but according to the NY Post:

Ads for erectile-dysfunction drugs could be banned from daytime and prime-time TV, under a bill sponsored by Rep. Jim Moran (D-Va.).

 

The ads would be labeled "indecent" and could be broadcast only between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. if his bill passes.

 

"A number of people have come up, including colleagues, and said, 'I'm fed up, I don't want my 3- or 4-year-old grandkid asking me what erectile dysfunction is all about,' " Moran told CNN.

 

As for me, well, I am sick of seeing the ads all of the time, not because they are indecent, but because there are so many of them. Can't we show more interesting ads, with all kinds of different penises hitting their targets? Butt holes, pussies, mouths, hands, ears, why the tv would finally be fun again! Well, if the models were my type they would be...

[KMEM]

We all certainly get tired of various ads but probably no more than those for feminine hygiene (sorry if the mere mention offends anyone). Did you misspell that guy's name? Should if have another "O" vs. the "A" in it?

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[MsGuy]

Kmem: The Rep. Morons of this world are why we have the 1st Amendment.

 

Lucky: What? You mean Bob Dole doesn't trip your trigger?

[KMEM]

MsGuy-

 

For once you almost got it right. My moniker is KMEM, all caps. Not that it matters but that is the official ICAO identifier for the Memphis, TN airport. I am not offended but you are an intelligent guy and are easily capapble of spelling things correctly or so I assume.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[kjun]

Oh, yes mam, Miss Persnickety, we gonna spell your moniker right.

[MsGuy]

MsGuy-

 

For once you almost got it right. My moniker is KMEM, all caps. Not that it matters but that is the official ICAO identifier for the Memphis, TN airport. I am not offended but you are an intelligent guy and are easily capapble of spelling things correctly or so I assume.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

 

KMEM: Oops! :o I spelled it KMEN first, noticed my error and corrected w/o caps. Thanks, with that MEMphis clue, I'll reMEMber it now. No offense taken here either. Folks are entitled to be picky about their monikers. And never assume anything about my intelligence, sometimes the ol blood oxygen levels are running a bit low.

 

I just noticed "capapble" for "capable." I can't decide whether it's humor, a typo or a sly dig at my spelin.

[+ Charlie]

I don't understand why all the guys in the ED ads seem to be younger than I am and can't get it up for their relatively attractive (and usually even younger) wives.

[MsGuy]

I don't understand why all the guys in the ED ads seem to be younger than I am and can't get it up for their relatively attractive (and usually even younger) wives.

 

Could be 'cause the advert guys know our subjective self image runs about 10 years behind our DL. They know when they get me to identify with a young handsome man, they have my limp dick half way to the Dr.'s office.

[rvwnsd]

I don't mind the "ED" ads nearly as much as the ones for Flomax, which treats having to pee all the time. They wouldn't be so bad if they didn't mention "weak stream" and show the guys whitewater rafting.

[Lookin]

I don't understand why all the guys in the ED ads seem to be younger than I am and can't get it up for their relatively attractive (and usually even younger) wives.

I think those are the ads for regular strength. Came across this one in a recent AARP Magazine.

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0e/Old_couple.jpg/373px-Old_couple.jpg

 

When today's the day

for a roll in the hay !!

 

http://www.onlinepillspro.com/thumbs/5661_big.jpg +http://www.onlinepillspro.com/thumbs/5661_big.jpg

[MsGuy]

Lol

[KMEM]

It wasn't a sly dig at your spelin.

 

I assume the MsGuy is for Mississippi but you now live in FL? Just curious.

 

Best regards,

KMEM