Aging In The Desert

[+ Lucky]

An escort recently wrote this in the politics forum:

"And how cool is this: since most people died before the age of 60 throughout history, isn't it just protecting the traditional definition of life to let gays kill old people? And if that sounds a little harsh, we could water it down a little more. Old people snore more, and there are more old people than ever before, so we could say really all we are trying to do by separating the nomenclature of "life" from "bodily existence" is to protect traditional sleep.

 

Seriously, I'm mostly pleased with the way this is going."

 

So what do you do with old people? Well, ship 'em to Palm Springs. All over town there are big billboards with this loving old couple on the beach. The hubby is holding the wife in his arms as they gaze at the sea, the word UNDERSTANDING in big bold letters above them. It's an ad for a mortuary.

 

Down the street from that, I noticed that the senior citizen home had changed its name from the strong Monarch to the more gentle Autumn. This is on my way to the orthopedic center, where there are so many total knee and hip replacements that you get your surgery prep lessons in group meetings, rather than individually with your doctor.

 

Unlike Florida, there are no shuffle board courts. Just tennis and golf in the 80 degree temperatures. Well, for now at least.

 

Then there's the gay gym, where us oldsters can play as if we are still high school jocks, complete with tight revealing clothes, or better yet, strutting the locker room naked, hoping our sagging butts don't hit the floor as we head for the steam room. That's the harsher view, but still, plenty of guys are hanging in there keeping themselves in shape and hoping to be noticed. We get the occasional young'uns for the weekend, and once in a while a porn star.

 

So, if you want to feel young, come see us. There's always someone older, no matter how old you are. And, ultimately, you'll get to notice that many of the oldsters have some real spirit, if not spunk. Even an escort can make some money here, before he rolls us off the cliff. Welcome to Palm Springs, Steven!

[AdamSmith]

A modest proposal

 

Even an escort can make some money here, before he rolls us off the cliff. Welcome to Palm Springs, Steven!

Could be worse (and may yet be)...

 

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[+ ArVaGuy]

So, if you want to feel young, come see us. There's always someone older, no matter how old you are. And, ultimately, you'll get to notice that many of the oldsters have some real spirit, if not spunk. Even an escort can make some money here, before he rolls us off the cliff. Welcome to Palm Springs, Steven!

 

Lucky, I propose you submit this quote as the new slogan for the Palm Springs Convention & Visitors Bureau. With the number of conferences getting cancelled these days I'm sure they'll entertain any idea that draws business.

[+ Lucky]

Disneydesert

 

It works for me! We could even have wheel chair rolling contests, and sword fights with canes and crutches.

[+ Charlie]

Dry heat is a wonderful preservative for us old codgers. Today at the Indian Wells tennis tournament, I ran into an elderly lesbian whom I play with occasionally (she always wins), and she introduced me to the friends with her as "this nice young man." I sometimes wonder how businesses that give a senior discount manage to make any profit here.

[+ Oliver]

...Even an escort can make some money here, before he rolls us off the cliff. Welcome to Palm Springs, Steven!

 

Hey, I'm even helping the medical professions! Perhaps I should allow him to "roll" me , since I seem to be prone (pun intended) to injurying myself out here. Just where is this cliff? I don't have to go up the tram, do I?

[+ Lucky]

Cliff Notes

 

...something like that! We'll see how nice Steven is to an injured client over the age of 60.

[+ Oliver]

A Dead Ringer

 

...something like that! We'll see how nice Steven is to an injured client over the age of 60.

 

Hey Lucky. This is Steven. Oliver is in bed, and after a day of being worked over, I can't even tell if he is breathing. Meanwhile I can't figure out how to post on this new system, so I figured I would just take over Oliver's thing. I like the hand job avatar, and while he may not be a dead ringer, he does appear to be dead. So many old men, so little time.

 

What sucks about this is they confiscated my Uzi on the plane ride down, but the stupid fucks at TSA did not even notice that I had a hidden weapon, which shows just about how gay they are. So I had to resort to using my weapon on Oliver, but given the lack of motion or breath it appears to have worked.

 

Speaking of aging, those of us in our 40's have to resort to cinching up our cocks in cock rings to keep them hard for hours, so I have this blood engorged tool and I am in the middle of the desert and at some point they are going to have to drain the fucking thing if I don't get the blood out, so would you be so kind as to direct me to a place where I can complete my mission?

 

Hugs, and all my warmest regards, you old fuck

 

Steven

[+ Lucky]

Steven Kesslar: Wanted in Palm Springs

 

So you've admitted to the crime, and I got to do no cross? Geez, I guess we will have to confiscate the evidence. I've got a team set up to do that tomorrow, so don't go anywhere.

And hang on to that cock, it could be the murder weapon. We'll need to get some DNA out of there.

[jackhammer91406]

he does appear to be dead. So many old men, so little time.

 

Steven

 

 

Great Steven, thanks alot. Oliver was supposed to share driving duties on the road trip to Phoenix pride next month. Now what am I supposed to do.? You couldn't have just settled for breaking a bone like Tyger? You had to lay the guy out completely?

I am headed down there tomorrow and if you are still there when I arrive I may have to take my revenge. FOR OLD MEN EVERYWHERE.... heheh:cool:

[+ stevenkesslar]

Special Infusions

 

Great Steven, thanks alot. Oliver was supposed to share driving duties on the road trip to Phoenix pride next month. Now what am I supposed to do.? You couldn't have just settled for breaking a bone like Tyger? You had to lay the guy out completely?

I am headed down there tomorrow and if you are still there when I arrive I may have to take my revenge. FOR OLD MEN EVERYWHERE....

 

No need for that as it turns out.

 

I decided to go to the street fair last night because I figured it was a great opportunity to take out lots of old geezers quickly. So I am walking down the street with these tight shorts and my weapon in my hand causing kind of a stir when I cum upon this booth with all this spiritual sort of shit and I start reading it and have sort of an ephinany, which I didn't even know what that meant until somebody says it is like a "cum to Jesus" experience so I figured that sounded like it must be good.

 

So I buy this crap and take it home to Oliver and there is something about special infusions and fragrances so I infused him deeply just to see what would happen. And then they said that you have to make "sacred sounds" and the next thing I know I am moaning and groaning and suddenly Oliver sort of comes back to life, if you know what I mean, and he is making these sacred sounds. It turns out that words like "dirty old slut" and "thick fat piece of meat" have spiritual healing powers especially when you have your cock buried deep up somebody's ass. Next thing you know Oliver is squeezing on my cock I am am making VERY spiritual sounds and pretty soon there are infusions everywhere.

 

Anyway after all that Oliver is back on his feet although you may want to put a pillow under his ass when you drive to Phoenix.

 

And it is time for my tool to take a rest so I suppose all the old fucks are safe but watch out for the LA boys this weekend because they are, well, you know all about that...........

[+ Lucky]

Satisfied Appetites

 

I am happy to report that everyone is safe and Oliver and Steven were simply doing some role-playing. We had a nice birthday lunch for Charlie today, and, even though he is really old now, he was able to eat without drooling. I drooled, but that was just over Steven! Thanks for bringing him along, Oliver.

[+ Tygerscent]

Age is a matter of...

 

Ah~! Well... age is a matter of Heart and Mind and Spirit~ I kow some twenty year olds who are years past the grave and some Silver Foxes who are full of the first breath of Life! Bravo to Spirit and Heart and Mind! Fuck the confines of age~

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[+ Tygerscent]

Breaking a bone???

 

LOL! What's that all about Steven? Did I do somethin' mean? I don;t break bones intentionally~ If anything I lick them or well... anything but intentionally break them~ Don't want to intentionally hurt anyone... leave us both panting and exhausted but even then.... I'll probalby still want to play on together~ Is that wrong??? ;-P

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Great Steven, thanks alot. Oliver was supposed to share driving duties on the road trip to Phoenix pride next month. Now what am I supposed to do.? You couldn't have just settled for breaking a bone like Tyger? You had to lay the guy out completely?

I am headed down there tomorrow and if you are still there when I arrive I may have to take my revenge. FOR OLD MEN EVERYWHERE....

 

No need for that as it turns out.

 

I decided to go to the street fair last night because I figured it was a great opportunity to take out lots of old geezers quickly. So I am walking down the street with these tight shorts and my weapon in my hand causing kind of a stir when I cum upon this booth with all this spiritual sort of shit and I start reading it and have sort of an ephinany, which I didn't even know what that meant until somebody says it is like a "cum to Jesus" experience so I figured that sounded like it must be good.

 

So I buy this crap and take it home to Oliver and there is something about special infusions and fragrances so I infused him deeply just to see what would happen. And then they said that you have to make "sacred sounds" and the next thing I know I am moaning and groaning and suddenly Oliver sort of comes back to life, if you know what I mean, and he is making these sacred sounds. It turns out that words like "dirty old slut" and "thick fat piece of meat" have spiritual healing powers especially when you have your cock buried deep up somebody's ass. Next thing you know Oliver is squeezing on my cock I am am making VERY spiritual sounds and pretty soon there are infusions everywhere.

 

Anyway after all that Oliver is back on his feet although you may want to put a pillow under his ass when you drive to Phoenix.

 

And it is time for my tool to take a rest so I suppose all the old fucks are safe but watch out for the LA boys this weekend because they are, well, you know all about that...........

[Guest Gringo]

Is Phoenix Pride in April? Seems suddenly so early.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Boning

 

LOL! What's that all about Steven? Did I do somethin' mean? I don;t break bones intentionally~ If anything I lick them or well... anything but intentionally break them~ Don't want to intentionally hurt anyone... leave us both panting and exhausted but even then.... I'll probalby still want to play on together~ Is that wrong??? ;-P

 

Hey Tyger:

 

You can break my bone, shake my bone

Ride my bone, shine my bone

Lick it, click it, or stick it inside you

Just get your ass down quick so I can lick