Incall

[Rod Hagen]

Savvy Escort: Hi hi, come on in. You don't need a parking pass do you? Ok great. Sit down, I'll get some water. (sitting next to the client) Refresh my memory, how did you find my ad again.

 

Straight Man: On the internet

 

SE: Cool Cool. What did you like about my webpage?

 

SM: Uh god, I don't know. I don't know if you remeber from my email, but I'm not gay. But I kind of liked the photos.

 

SE: You thought the photos were hot.

 

SM: No, not hot, just that I liked them. They were interesting. You've got a great body.

 

SE: Thanks. You're pretty handsome too (SM blushes). Have you always been attracted to muscle, or...?

 

SM: I'm not attracted to it, I just think it looks different.

 

SE: Like something you'd like to touch? (Placing the SM's hand on his thigh)

 

SM: (Getting sweaty) Well, yeah, it must feel different. (getting more comfrotable he sqeezes the escort's leg). Hard, firmer.

 

SE: Harder than a woman (massaging the back of SM's neck, while giving him a big, and frisky, grin)

 

SM: (smiles, authentically, for the first time, and scoots a bit closer to the escort) Well I certainly don't like men that aren't developed, I think muscle is more...I don't know (grabbing the escorts arm and squeezing) more..

 

SE: Hot

 

SM: yeah, I guess. Yeah, muscle's hot.

 

(Normally SE would lean over and kiss him here, but hesitates. The man isn't ready for that. Not this straight guy. Nevertheless, a few minutes later the two of them are nearly completely stripped and SM is on his back looking up, curiously, at the man straddling hiim)

 

SM: God, you're so strong. When you squeezed me with your legs it's like I was going to pass out.

 

SE: Shit sorry. Tell me next time, ok?

 

SM: No, no. It's ok. I liked it. You're really strong....wish I was that strong.

 

SE: (Not taking his eyes off the client's eyes) You're very strong, you've got a real nice body. Your legs ROCK. (He lifts them up, but then instead of dropping them, places them on his shoulder, squeezing each hamstring aggressively. SM doesn't know it, but he's in BOTTOM postion. Perfect Bottom position)

 

SM: Thanks (wiggling a bit at the touch) I used to sqat really heavy.

 

SE: (fitting himself nicely against SM's butt) I can tell (running his fingers, quickly, over the place where the hamstrings meet the ass) your lower body is develped solidly. (Laughing) You'd make a good bottom (he drops the legs, gently, back onto the bed).

 

SM: God, I could never do that. Do you ever?

 

SE: What, bottom? Yeah, definetly. I mean in life, not in escorting. (He lays himself over SM and sqeezes his torso hard, then moves his hands down to the wasitband of SM's underwear and grabs SM's dick for the first time. SM doesn't even flinch, so he starts to massage it slowly.) Why don't you think you could do it?

 

SM: well it would hurt, and it doesn't really interest me. Seems like more of a gay thing.

 

SE: (considers saying, "you seemed to be pretty into it 10 seconds ago when your hips were grinding into my crotch and your legs were locked behind my head") it doesn't hurt. Not at all. Not when you're with someoone who knows what he's doing. It actually feels pretty good. (then adds quickly) I'd never hurt you.

 

(SE then pulls the man's underwear down, before he can respond, and sucks his dick furiously; establishing an initial subserviance that will be beneficial, for both of them, later on)

 

SM: Oh wow (at first he closes his eyes, perhaps in an effort to distance himself, but then he opens them again and sees what looks like a mountain of Lats and Traps trying to devoure his cock) God, oh shit. Wow. That just...

 

SE: That feel good? (Puts both testicles in his mouth, and plays with the tip of the man's penis with his free hand, his other hand is already covered in saliva and is moving in between SM's buttocks)

 

SM: Oh fuck yeah. That feels great. Wow, I love looking at you when your doing that

 

(SE resumes sucking but is now, cautiously, running his wet fingers, lightly, over the guys asshole. But it's hard to get in properly, so SE uses his knees to push open SM's legs)

 

SE: There we go. (Which, with his mouthful of dick, sounded more like THAR VE BLOW)

 

SM: Holy fuck, what are you doing? That's...wild.

 

SE: (removing the mouthpiece) don't worry, just relax, I'm just playing with the outside of it. Does it feel good?

 

SM: yeah, weird. like I don't know. why's it wet?

 

SE: Lube. (He gently pushes his forefinger in and the guy's face lights up)

 

SM: Oh man, go easy. Oh fuck yeah.

 

SE: THAT is the prostate (he grins up at the guy who now has a huge smile on his face too)

 

SM: God that feels so good.

 

SE: (taking his cue to keep sucking, he deep throats SM as much as he can, distracting him with more pleasure, and then, quickly but gently, moves his finger the rest of the way in, moves his finger in and out once SM is quiet, and then pulls his finger, stops sucking, and returns to facing the man from above while straddling him.) God, I must make you comfortable, because even though you're really tight, of course, you're so relaxed too. It's easy to get in. Does it feel good for you?

 

SM: Yeah, I didn't..God, weird, I didn't think something like that would feel good. It hurt, but not, like, not as much as it just felt good.

 

SE: I'm glad. Cool. You ever been sucked before?

 

SM: Once, by a masseaur, but it was over real quick. It was nice though.

 

SE: Do you like it? Do you like it when I do it?

 

SM: Oh yea, i like looking down at you while doing.

 

SE: The back of the head and my back right? Just kind of seeing it?

 

SM : Yeah, it makes me envious, I mean, you seem to really enjoy it.

 

SE: well, you've got a nice big one. You're going to make a lot of guys happy with that. I mean, if you decide you ever want to do something like this again, of course.

 

SM: right.

 

SE: Why don't you give it a try?

 

SM: what? Suck you? I've never...

 

SE: well, why not right. I mean, you're here, we're naked (takes off his own underwear) ok now we're both naked. Just try it, you're not going to like, change, or anyting. It's just somethign to try. (he switches position with SM and grabs the base of his own dick in an effort to entice SM)

 

 

(SM begins to lick SE's dick, tentatively at first. And SE grabs SM's dick while he's sucking so that he won't feel as if he's the only one doing any work)

 

SE: Oh yeah. Nice. A little tighter, really try to suck. Yeah, that's fucking great. (SE's hands explore SM's back and he rubs him up and down his spine as SM sucks). That's so good. (SE moves his fingers down SM's back until he reaches his butt. Hequickly spits onto his fingers again, and then gently pushes into SM's butt once more while SM sucks) Oh, god , it's so nice in there.

 

(SM stops sucking, and whinces and whines and moans at the feeling of now 2 fingers being in his ass)

 

SE: no, no, god please don't stop. keep going, I'm going slow, I won't hurt you. Remember. (SM resumes sucking, but is now much more distracted. SE doesn't reprimand him) God it's so nice in there. FUCK! (at this SE pulls himself away and flips SM, aggressively, onto his back, putting his knees back on his shoulders and thrusting hard into SM's butt) God you've got such a great ass. It felt so good in there. (with two more, mock, thrusts) God I'd love to fuck you. Oh, it's so nice in there, fuck.

 

SM: (looking very nervous). I don't know man, I didn't. I mean i never really thought about doing that. It felt awesome with your fingers though, but I don't know if I want to get fucked. How does it feel different than fingers?

 

SE: It feels TOTALLY better. Even better.( Time to through some more muscle interaction in, he flexes his biceps while keeping SM's legs in position. SM gleems) You like my body?

 

SM: God oh yeah. it feels so good to be held by you. And i like looking at you too.

 

SE: (gives one more hard flex, and then reaches into the drawer for the lube. He grabs a condom too and spread the lube onto his dick.) Don't worry, I'm just going to rub it, I'm not going in. If I go in, I'll put the condom on, of course. (SM doesn't object and SE lubes himself up and lifts SM's legs higher and further back so that they're eye to eye as SE rubs his dick across SM's butthole)

 

SM: Man. You're so fucking hot. I wish you could fuck me, I wish, I could...

 

SE: Oh, I'd love to fuck you. I'd go real slow, real slow. It wouldn't hurt., It would just be a little uncomfortable, maybe, at first, but just keep breathing and once I'm in, we'll rest until you're adjusted

 

SM: God, i... (SE rolls the condom on)

 

SE: I'll go slow, don't worry.

 

(SM's eyes are wide open as SE bends down and gives him a surprise kiss on the forehead. This will be the only kiss they exchange.)

 

SE: Ok, don't hold your breath. Just relax.

 

It doesn't escape either of their attention that SE is now inching himself closer and closer to SM as he moves further into him.

 

SM: AH AH AH. Take it out, or slow slow.

 

SE: Breathe, breathe. I'lll stop. I've stopped. Just relax we are so close (he rubs his hands through SM's hair)

 

SM: Oh wow, just wait.

 

SE: I'm not moving (he in fact was, but in imperceptible millimeters this time. and suddenly he was all the way in and SM SIGHED, and SE SMILED) I'm in. Now just relax. I'll wait before I move (normally, He'd start kissing the guy until the discomfort passed, but it was established at the beginning that there would be no kissing, so he licked SM's calves that were now next to his face) Oh, so fucking hot. IT feels so good in there. I knew it was nice in there (he smiles)

 

SM: (Smilling) wow. Does it feel good for you?

 

SE: Oh it feels great. You're about as tight as they come

 

SM: It's so weird. It's not like I have to go to the bathroom at all. It's kind of like, like I've eaten too much. Or just enough. Are you all the way in?

 

SE: all the way. (He starts to pull back a bit)

 

SM: Oh shit, what are you doing?

 

SE: just moving slowly, don't worry. (laughing playfully) this is the fucking part. He pulls nearly out, and then moves back toward SM. Keeping his eyes on SM's face the whole time, he's a bit disappointed to see SM's are shut. He thinks: They'll be no disassociating in my bed) Open your eyes, look at me.

 

(SM opens his eyes and there's just as much confusion in them as pleasure. SE knows he could make SM more comfortable by kissing him, but everytime he tried SM turned away. Oh well.)

 

SM: (surprises SE) You can go a little faster now. (SE THRUSTS quick and hard and SM starts to make all sorts of noises, none of them english)

 

SE: Oh yeah, it feels so good in there. Fuck yeah. (He reaches down and starts to JACK SM) That feel good? Does it feel good when I go harder like this?

 

SM: Wild. keep pushing me back like that (his head was against the headboard, and SE had started scooting them both back. Surprising them both, SM shot his load. SE didn't pull out, but stayed inside and above SM, panting. He rubbed the cum on SM's chest and noticed that his eyes were shut again. On the tip of his tongue was the question he always wanted to ask, but never had the balls, or the black heart, he needed

 

"Still Straight?"

 

Instead he gave two more quick thrusts )"Relax, I'm going to pull out now".

 

(He did, SM got up quickly, declined the offer of a shower, and got dressed without even wipping himself clean. At the door after seeting some cash on SE's desk, he looked exactly like somebody leaving a doctor's office after getting some very unsettling news. SE moved toward SM in a final effort to kiss him, hoping that maybe, SM would kiss back, that he'd unwind a bit and not leave here thinking all sorts of hateful things about himself, and SE. That he'd allow SE to hug him, tightly, again, like before. That he'd maybe even kiss SE back. Instead SE held out his hand, and they exchanged tight grips like the business partners they unfortuantely were.)

 

SM: Ok, bye

 

SE: Yeah, thanks very much for coming over. You know, don't stress over what happend (SM was wiggling and fidgeting). You're still the same person, nothing's changed. (but he knew for SM, these words meant nothing. There was being gay, there was being straight. Muscle worship had been a convenient in between land for SM for god knows how long. Now he had the look of a man without a country)

 

SM: Ok, goodbye. (and he left).

 

(SE, closed the door, walked by the money, and went to the fridge to find a snack)

 

SE: I wonder if I missed Buffy?

[Rick Munroe]

>SE: That feel good? (Puts both testicles in his mouth, and

>plays with the tip of the man's penis with his free hand,

>his other hand is already covered in saliva and is moving in

>between SM's buttocks)

 

LOL - "testicles", "penis", "saliva", "buttocks"...such sexy words! Rod, you should really write porn. :+

[Rod Hagen]

Yeah, I gotta get over that clinical shit. Even in real life I call it "Penis". It sounds so stupid, but I guess it's a habit I'll have to work harder at saying. But "Cock" "Dick" etc. just feel like such phony cliches to me, especially the word "Rod" as it pertains to penis. Boy did I pick the wrong handle.

[Guest jizzdepapi]

post-coital identity crisis

 

http://www.celebzine.com/actors/benaffleck/images/005.jpg

 

SE: what the fuck, dude? i wipped myself.

 

JIZZ-like statement: loved your story and got your point but wouldn't it be nice if people only came in around three varieties?

 

p.s.: loved the wet finger bit

 

p.p.s.: while jizz comes in spurty little sprays, jism is more puddle-like

[+ deej]

>LOL - "testicles", "penis", "saliva", "buttocks"...such sexy

>words! Rod, you should really write porn. :+

 

There are enough writers like that in porn already. :+

[bluenix]

It's a diction thing. 'Testicles,' 'penis' and 'saliva' are derived from Latin, so they're going to sound like dollar words when what sex talk wants are something grubbier. 'Balls,' 'cock,' 'spit,' 'fuck,' 'butt' -- good English words all. (I think 'fuck' reaches all the way back to Indo-European, the theoretical beginnings of language itself.)

 

I'm a little rusty on this, but I think using 'rod' to refer to a cock is a rhetorical device called metonymy, substituting a part or a quality of a thing for the thing itself.

 

As you were.

 

:-)

[Will]

Puh-leeze, write the next chapter SOON! I want to know how the conversation goes when SM gets up the nerve to call SE for another appointment. How does he explain (sic) it to himself? When do they kiss? More! More!! MOre!!!

[Guest RushNY]

The Rod Hagen School of self promotion........Part 1

 

Interesting post to me, it just sounded like an advert for services coming after the post on how hot it is to fuck a straight guy,business slow in LA at the moment !. We have a guy who is so hot and so good at what he does he can turn a straight guy into a quivering wreck, a couple of questions being would HooBoy charge you for the advertising space basically saying how great you are as an escort or is it the fact you were bored and decided to branch out into a career as a hack writer,or am i being the tiniest bit cynical .....hell who cares, no doubt the fan club will be in full flame effect or it will be "it was only a bit of fun"dont buy it myself.

[Rod Hagen]

RE: The Rod Hagen School of self promotion........Part 1

 

>Ibusiness slow in LA at the moment !.

 

Yes.

 

>basically saying how great you are as an escort

 

YES

 

>or is it the

>fact you were bored

 

yes

 

Thanks for playing.

[Guest jizzdepapi]

RE: The Rod Hagen School of self promotion........Part 1

 

don't worry about RushNY, Rod.

 

He's just mad you have time to watch Buffy. He's a New Yorker so he just hangs out in bohemian coffee shops and thinks about himself when he has free time. He's also pissed at all the black he has to wear.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: The Rod Hagen School of self promotion........Part 1

 

>He's a New

>Yorker so he just hangs out in bohemian coffee shops and

>thinks about himself when he has free time. He's also pissed

>at all the black he has to wear.

 

LOL What year is this...1985? In 2002 NYC, Starbucks is on every corner & the only people who wear black are the tourists.

[Rod Hagen]

RE: The Rod Hagen School of self promotion........Part 1

 

Thanks not-Jism. But I don't tend to worry.

 

Although I must say I am a bit concerned about poor Leon. I understand he's going to be making a trans-Atlantic flight to visit Grandpa Marc Anthony, and I wasn't aware they allowed children his age to fly unassisted. I just hope he doesn't get lost along the way, what with all the distractions like escalators and moving walkways.

[Guest RushNY]

RE: The Rod Hagen School of self promotion........Part 1

 

>don't worry about RushNY, Rod.

>

>He's just mad you have time to watch Buffy. He's a New

>Yorker so he just hangs out in bohemian coffee shops and

>thinks about himself when he has free time. He's also pissed

>at all the black he has to wear.

 

ROFLMAO - Jizz ,you're SOOOO close change the black to blue the coffee shops are spot on although its more Starbucks than "bohemian"you dont get bohemian in Harlem though you are right 'bout Buffy ;-)

[Guest jizzdepapi]

RE: The Rod Hagen School of self promotion........Part 1

 

Jeez, blue is Yale's color, New Haveners are NOT even spotted wearing it.

 

and Starbucks is for tourists and wannabes.

 

Good luck, dude!

[duke37]

RE: The Rod Hagen School of self promotion........Part 1

 

Rush

 

Is that blue for a uniform?

 

I was in NYC in November and saw a couple of cops standing at a barricade at a corner. I stopped and asked directions (to Rick Munroe's street LOL) and had the best conversation. Answered all my touristy questions. The one guy was hunky as hell. So of course thats the mental image I get when what I think what you look like. It certainly didn't fit the stereotype of NY cops that the media portray. OF course it was in the middle of Chelsea.

 

Jeff

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

The Words of Love, Version 2.2

 

Almost what I would have done, right down to the use of the more formal words, except I never talk during sex, I only flex one muscle with a client and the straight men who come to me KNOW they want to be fucked. But lovely nonetheless.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

www.shamelessselfpromotion.com

 

>Yes.

>

>YES

>

> yes

>

>Thanks for playing.

 

I've been paying for THAT web site domain name for the last five years as well as http://www.francodisantis.com and since no escort really needs THIS much self-promotion, I was going to offer THAT site to Mr. Monroe, but apparently Mr. Hagen and Mr. Monroe are expected to wrestle for it -- and, if you do, I get the rights for the pay-per-view broadcast. To fund the retired whores boarding home -- with hot tub and all the depends your little heart could desire -- that I will build in Tribeca.

[Guest RushNY]

RE: The Rod Hagen School of self promotion........Part 1

 

duke/Jeff

You are correct-the blue is a uniform yes NYPD you see even the cops in Chelsea have to be cute otherwise the locals complain to their councilman (it has to be aesthetically(sp!)pleasing;-) )also i think that Rick Munroes place should be on any tourist map of NY places of interest within the gay community as it is probably held in such high regard as the other major tourist attractions in the city !:7

[Rick Munroe]

tourist traps

 

>i think that Rick

>Munroes place should be on any tourist map of NY places of

>interest within the gay community as it is probably held in

>such high regard as the other major tourist attractions in

>the city !

 

Thanks, Rush. I guess one could say that as many men have been inside the Statue of Liberty's dress as have tried to get inside my pants. }>

[Guest Thunderbuns]

RE: tourist traps

 

>>i think that Rick

>>Munroes place should be on any tourist map of NY places of

>>interest within the gay community as it is probably held in

>>such high regard as the other major tourist attractions in

>>the city !

>

>Thanks, Rush. I guess one could say that as many men have

>been inside the Statue of Liberty's dress as have tried to

>get inside my pants. }>

 

Rumor has it that they suceeded ;-)

 

Thunderbuns

[Guest cmp]

RE: The Rod Hagen School of self promotion........Part 1

 

No need to worry for Leon. He may look younger than his age, but he is a Real Man in more ways than one. He is mature enough to manage his life and careers and he knows exactly what he wants. "Uncle" Marc will need a vacation to recover after this vacation if he is to fulfill Leon's appetite .

[DaninWA]

RE: The Rod Hagen School of self promotion........Part 1

 

I've always found the cops in NY to be incredibly nice and truly concerned about the welfare of the people. Last time I was there, I saw a cab try to zip around a little old lady in a crosswalk. A female cop saw him and nearly tore him a new asshole. It was so much fun to watch. Fortunately, the LOL was okay. She had a few choice words to say, too.

 

I love New York!

 

Dan