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Anyone have information on strip bars in this popular tourist destination? I've tried to find facts on this site, but was frustrated. Did a search on the web, and found scanty information on two, but got tired of sifting through promos for porn sites. Help???

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*****BOZO T. CLOWN******

 

IN ALL DEFERENCE TO THE MUCH REVERED AND HIGHLY RESPECTED TAZMANIAN5230, PACOS PARADISE IS NOT A STRIP BAR.

EACH WINTER BOZO TAKES HIS BIG CLOWN ASS DOWN TO PV TO BASK IN THE MEXICAN SUNSHINE AND ADMIRE ALL OF THE GORGEOUS TANNED BODIES ON VIEW AT PUERTO VALLARTA'S GAY BEACH (PLAYA DE LOS MUERTOS). BOZO REGULARLY FREQUENTS THE TWO MALE STRIP CLUBS: THE RANCH (FORMERLY PACO'S RANCH) AND LOS BALCONES. SOME NICE LOOKING GUYS, BUT THE STRIP SHOWS START QUITE LATE (11:30 PM AND 1:30 AM AT THE RANCH AND 12:30 AM AT LOS BALCONES). SURPRISINGLY, BOZO HAS NEVER BEEN ASKED TO STRIP. :+

 

BOZO

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******BOZO T CLOWN*****

 

JUST TO CLARIFY THE SITUATION, CLUB PACO PACO IS A BAR/DANCE CLUB. THERE IS A SEPARATE ROOM IN THE BACK OF THE CLUB WHERE THEY HAVE MALE STRIPPERS NIGHTLY. A COVER CHARGE (SEPARATE FROM THE COVER CHARGE TO GET INTO THE BAR) MUST BE PAID TO ENTER THE STRIP AREA. THE SEPARATE STRIPPER ROOM USED TO BE CALLED PACO'S RANCH. IT IS NOW SIMPLY CALLED THE RANCH. BOZO ASSUMED IT IS BECAUSE IT NOW HAS A DIFFERENT OWNER THAN CLUB PACO PACO. THERE IS NO STRIP CLUB AT PACO'S PARADISE (RESORT ISLAND).

 

TAZ, IF YOU DO TAKE DEAR SWEET EDDIE, I'M SURE HE WILL HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME. IF THE TROPICAL WEATHER AND GORGEOUS BEACHES AREN'T ENOUGH, THE KNOWLEDGE THAT HE IS WITH SOMEONE WHO CARES FOR HIM AND TREATS HIM WITH RESPECT WOULD BE THE CLINCHER. IF YOU DON'T TAKE EDDIE, PLEASE ADVISE BOZO, YOURS TRULY WOULD SHOW HIM A GREAT TIME DOWN THERE! (SERIOUSLY). :+

 

BOZO

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>The Big "S" from Stock told me there was a club named

>PacoPaco with dacners....Hes a strip expert. Could he be wrong

>? Could there be a club located in the resort?

>

>Maybe I can visit PV with Eddie next to investigate.

>

>http://files.photojerk.com/Rendie/taz_timemanoftheyear.JPG

I take it the "big S"reffered to is Sylvain?

He takes a group of boys down every year.A friend here in LA is a regular guest and has a gret time-but mucho dinero por los garrotos de Montreal!

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