Boardwalk Bursting with Beautiful Boys

[Karl-G]

The Boardwalk Bar in Fort Lauderdale on Friday night was bursting at the seams with gorgeous, smiling, eager, and willing dancers; it was probably the greatest and best assemblage of dancers ever at the bar. The crowd was very large, warm, and enthusiastic. There were 30+ dancers, ranging from delightful twinks to beautiful natural/swimmer physiques to handsome gym bunnies; no overly developed musclebound types at all. There were so many eager customers that dancers were placed two at a time on the stage to dance and to show them off and then rotated after only two songs. All the guys walked all around the bar regularly, and there were so many eager customers that dancers scarcely had time to introduce themselves to new customers or ask if someone was interested. Best atmosphere ever. Victor, one of the owners, stopped in with three gorgeous twinks in tow - Julio, a drop dead beautiful Hispanic boy and dancer although not on Friday, and two blond highlighted little twinks, cute as can be.

 

Twinks:

 

Shane - Allboy centerfold of the month, sweet, cute, cuddly

Raven - slender, smooth, tattooed, sexy, willing, likes to snuggle

Tommy - sweet blond, beautiful smooth body, charming, student

Cameron - wearing glasses, beautiful body nicely filled out, petit, blond curls which Fra Angelico would have painted

Kyler - slender, smooth, wiggly, likes to snuggle and be petted

Sebastian - from Venezuela, beautiful face, baby fat, knows how to please

Jeremy - more beautiful and sexier than ever, he is working out, waist tapered, beautiful ass, very large cock, pretty face, great personality, knows how to please

PJ - flavored-shot boy, very cute, sweet, doesn't mind being petted

 

Natural/Swimmer's Body:

 

Jacob - he's left Torpedo's to come back, body has been shaped, beautiful ass, great when he dances on bar, sexy costumes and lack thereof

Rocky - gorgeous face and body, a bit shy in one-on-one but gives great dance on stage

Cody - cute, great body, enjoys being petted

Gus - looks like Cody's brother, but he's from southern Chile, beautiful face and body, great smile

Olin - from Czech Republic, soooo smooooth, very good to play with

Bruno - from Rio, very bright, very sweet, very knowledgeable, very smooth

Michael - cute, slender, nice to play with

Roberto - tight body, nice smile, smooth, hard ass

Henry - drop-dead gorgeous, most handsome face and body in bar

Zack - tall, slender, sexy, puts out

Sean - handsome Black dancer, smooth, elegant, centerfold for Black Inches this month, very nice

 

Gym Bunnies with nicely defined bodies:

 

Kevin - gorgeous body and smile, from Spain, his mom liked Irish names

Maximo, Ricardo, Vinnie, Angelo, Caesar, Alexandro, Paul, Franco, Dennis, Diego, Billy, Felipe, Abraham, Max

 

Lap dances go for $20-$25 for one-to-three songs, but be sure and discuss beforehand what you would like and how long. Opportunities in back are limited, and you will probably get as much out by the bar as you will in back, although with less privacy. Many of the dancers are available for privates. Just ask courteously. Remember, all fees quoted are negotiable, and the first rate given will be high but can certainly be negotiated to a more reasonable level.

 

Sunday night also had a large enthusiastic crowd, lots of dancers, and lots of opportunities for fun. There is also a free buffet on Sundays from 5:00-9:00 p.m.

[KY_TOP]

Thanks for the report. Hope Kyler is doing well there. I knew him from Unicorn in Indy. He had talked to me about relocating from the cold weather of Indy and I suggested Ft Lauderdale and that he check out Boardwalk, so I hope it works out well for him there.

[PacNW]

Maybe it's the free advertising from the demolition reports.

[baltimore observer]

I was there Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, January 20-22, and spent time with Jacob and Tom. They were great! Many other attractive dancers.

[kylerboi230]

Hello this is kyler,yes i just moved from indy florida is much beter, kylerboi230@hotmail.com my e mail guys if yas want to know when iam tehre. but prity much i work all teh time from 5-1230 or later i can have off fri adn sat if i want so never know if if i feel like goin out to dif bar to cruise for bois,haha or jsut anything but a strip club. this strip club is much nicer then teh one i worked at in indy,i would do atleast half the dancers here.

Im a bit scidish at first if i havent met you befor but iam cool just a bit shy.some guys think iam str8 cuz iam lil stand offish but i haevnt had pussy since pussy had me,lol. virgin to chicks swear on my soul. no snach on this catch

[kylerboi230]

this is kyler again i wana know who put me as a twink? cuz i dont think i look like a skinny boy, i do work out.iam more the tonned swimmers lean build. when i hear the word twink i think of skin streched over bones adn that is so not me,lol.

Iam a cool guy not teh typical gay guy, i can work on cars and and landscaping,i like plants, compters and i can rewire a fuz box myself.iam not as ditsy as i may seem at the club its jsut how i keep myself cool around strangers feelin me up and down. i plan on goin back to college here soon. now that i can aford to again money here so much beter then indy

[bigguyinpasadena]

Welcome to the message center Kyler,you will meet some gtratguys(and some not so great-so keep your eyes open )here. You would thrill a lot od guys if you showed up at a "Hooville Meeting"(see the lounge)sometime.Good luck with school-what is a fuzz box?And remember that these days a skilled craftsman can make a great living and are very much in demand.

Look forward to more post from Florida

[Paul Revere]

Kyler;

 

Did you move to Florida from Indiana or India. A move from India might explain your inability to speak or write in English.

 

(Why am I such a bitch thsi week?)

[bigguyinpasadena]

Or it reflects on the current state of our(the US's)educational system.

"The Masses"are being trained for a future as drones and cannon fodder.

[Guest Tristan]

>this is kyler again i wana know who put me as a twink? cuz i

>dont think i look like a skinny boy, i do work out.iam more

>the tonned swimmers lean build. when i hear the word twink i

>think of skin streched over bones adn that is so not me,lol.

 

Kyler, welcome to the M4M Message Board.

 

A few comments on your second reply. The term twink does not necessarily imply overly skinny, though some twinks can be very skinny. Some people thought Sammy Case was overly skinny. As you know, he's now Allboy's coverboy and a new porn star on the scene.

 

But there are many twinks, including some popular escorts on this site, who are not at all overly skinny. They are younger, slender, smooth, well-toned, can be very well built, and are usually boyish looking. Some work out at the gym just like you.

 

The term doesn't have negative implications, so you shouldn't take it as a negative comment. A lot of members on this site love twinks. I'm not an expert on the definition of a twink. I'll leave that to the twink definition experts. But I think you get my drift.

 

>Iam a cool guy not teh typical gay guy, i can work on cars and

>and landscaping,i like plants, compters and i can rewire a fuz

>box myself.

 

Are you saying that "typical gay guys" can't be cool guys? I hope not because you got it all wrong. There are cool gay guys and there are cool str8 guys. And there are cool gay guys who are car mechanics, landscapers, architects, computer experts, football players and everything else people do for a living. So please lose the image of gay people being "sissies" who don't do all the things regular guys do. It's one big stereotype left over from the last century.

 

I know who you are. I've seen you at The Boardwalk. You're very nice looking and have a very nice body, the type of body that would prompt people to classify you as a twink. It doesn't matter. You shouldn't worry about whether or not you're perceived as a twink. Just be yourself, and I know you'll do just fine.

 

- Tristan

[KY_TOP]

Hey Kyler, glad that Florida is working out for you. As always Indy is still hit or miss but there are a few guys that keep me coming back.

 

Let me also welcome you here and suggest you try to proof read your fast typing went you post.

 

I'm trying to figure out when I can get down that way for a weekend and you know I will be sure to stop by, say Hi and...

[Karl-G]

For Kyler

 

Gertrude Stein: A twink is a twink is a twink.

 

Leonard Bernstein: A twink is a thing of beauty forever.

 

George Bush, or perhaps Mark: A twink is a terrible thing to waste.

 

Oscar Wilde: Twinks and Blonds have much in common.

 

Joyce Kilmer: A gym and a diet can shape Rick Munroe, but only God can make a twink.

 

Sam Wall: The shelf life on a twink is very short; enjoy him while he's fresh.

 

Mae West: You're a twink? You might just as well lay back, lift your heels to the ceiling, and enjoy it.

 

So don't fret, Kyler, we love you as you are. Enjoy your twinkhood; it will soon be gone.

[marc anthony]

RE: For Kyler

 

>

>George Bush, or perhaps Mark: A twink is a

>terrible thing to waste.

>

 

Karl: Are you putting me on the same line as George Bush???

 

And I thought we were friends!!!!!

 

:7

[Karl-G]

For Mark

 

All in jest, mon ami. Just wanted Kyler to know he is part of a great tradition.

[Fit In LA]

Thanks for the detailed report.

[kylerboi230]

what i ment was that iam not the stereotypical gay guy,lol.

and iam still not a twink,lol bitchs:)

[kylerboi230]

iam good except my abusive lazy boyfreind came too,sucks

[kylerboi230]

iam good except my abusive lazy boyfreind came too,sucks

[Guest Tristan]

>what i ment was that iam not the stereotypical gay guy,lol.

>and iam still not a twink,lol bitchs:)

 

You clearly missed every point I made. I'm sorry about that. Maybe, Paul Revere had the right idea. You may not be the stereotypical gay guy, but you seem to be the stereotypical self-hating, self-loathing guy who has not come to terms with his sexuality. Therefore, you have to disassociate (use a dictionary) yourself from gay people. You're not gay like those other guys - just curious or mostly str8, or something that's not really gay. Kid, you have a lot of attitude that won't fly. For starters, try washing your mouth out with soap!! You're new to this Board and you're already calling members "bitches."

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

Busting on Beautiful Boys

 

Lol... welcome to the MC Kyler. The honeymoon is over. You have now been initiated. Some members don't deal well with the casual flip nature of your generation and look more for the respectful discourse that you dish to your grandparents. Remember the first three rules of participation:

 

1. Take everything here with a gain of salt.

2. No guarantee of proprotional responses to perceived slights.

3. All of the above.

 

 

It takes a little time to determine the hair(y) triggers from the horn(y) triggers. The good news is that it is easy to do.

 

Welcome again and as walking any cow pasture, keep an eye on where you step. :7

[Karl-G]

Twink du Jour at Boardwalk

 

The newest twink at Boardwalk is Taylor, who is cute and sweet. He spent most of the evening in the back room with eager customers. In appearance, he might be Kyler's brother. They both have sparkling dark eyes, very smooth soft skin, slender bodies with some muscle definition, perky round butts, and both love to cuddle. Both enjoy showing off their unadorned assets while on stage. And both are growers; although at first it does not appear to be much, with a little encouragement, both boys fill their pouches nicely. It appeared that Taylor was wearing his actual, slightly used, underwear last night; he has not yet gotten his "stage/performance" briefs.

 

Also highly recommended: Gus. Gus is a very cute/handsome boy from Chile with a beautiful swimmer's muscled body and smooth skin. Gus usually wears boxer briefs, but last night he was wearing a thong, which showed off his beautiful firm, round, creamy cheeks very nicely. When I asked him, why the change? Gus responded that many customers have expressed their appreciation for his beautiful butt, and since he wanted to make some extra money last night, he decided to advertise more aggressively than usual. I bought. Gus knows how to please a customer.

[marc anthony]

>what i ment was that iam not the stereotypical gay guy,lol.

 

This is fine... so long as the part of the stereotype that you don't fit isn't the part about promiscuity, first date sex, and enjoying dick in your ass.

 

The rest of the gay stereotype I can live without.

 

 

:7 :7

 

Seriously, I will be in Florida in April, and look forward to meeting you. Welcome to the board....

[Guest msclonly]

I stopped in last Wednesday, and didn't see anything for my $5.00!

 

Two other friends stopped in over Friday and Saturdad, and they likewise didn't have anything to write home about!

So I wondering if there is another Boardwalk hiding somewhere in town.

 

;(

[stripfan]

>Seriously, I will be in Florida in April, and look forward to

>meeting you. Welcome to the board....

 

 

Marc, hope to meet you in FLL in April...

 

stripfan

[marc anthony]

Stripfan: Check your private message box.