Mother Theresa Escort/Father Fister

[BewareofNick]

The following is the rating Mother Theresa Escort gave to Bjuck:

 

A heretic who has aligned himself with the one true apostate from hell: Ethan (maybe an alter ego).

 

Now, besides the fact that MTE needs to stop her little war against Ethan, what kind of nerve does it take to complain about someone posting under an alter ego (which he's not) when MTE herself posts as MTE and Father Fister?????

[+ Lucky]

RE: Mother Theresa Escort/Father Fister/FinFangFoom

 

What is the relationship between Fin Fang Foom, Mother Teresa, and Father Fister?

[Guest cp8036]

RE: Mother Theresa Escort/Father Fister/FinFangFoom

 

Lucky,

 

Your dispatches from Rio are not worthy. Send details of the trade down there.

[BewareofNick]

RE: Mother Theresa Escort/Father Fister/FinFangFoom

 

Well, I figured that Fin Fang Foom is Father Fister and Jason Coxx is Mother Teresa Escort. And of course, if you believe that FFF is Jason Coxx, well, that means this person has one more persoanlity than Im Moore has manifested.

[Guest IM_Moore]

RE: Mother Theresa Escort/Father Fister/FinFangFoom

 

>Well, I figured that Fin Fang Foom is Father Fister and

>Jason Coxx is Mother Teresa Escort. And of course, if you

>believe that FFF is Jason Coxx, well, that means this person

>has one more persoanlity than Im Moore has manifested.

Hey, no one could have more personalities than me, I keep those shrinks in business :-)

[BewareofNick]

RE: Mother Theresa Escort/Father Fister/FinFangFoom

 

Now that's a point I think everyone can rally around.

[Guest Mother Theresa Escort]

>Now, besides the fact that MTE needs to stop her little war

>against Ethan, what kind of nerve does it take to complain

>about someone posting under an alter ego (which he's not)

>when MTE herself posts as MTE and Father Fister?????

 

 

Glorious confusion Nick!

 

You careen from perceptive insights to portentous but underargued platitudes. I have been monitoring your posts with increased interest, not because you are so captivating, but because you are on the fringe of encroaching on my papal authority. Your baseless accusations that Father Fister and I are the same entity is ridiculous. Although I find Father's blunt prose very amusing, anyone who is not suffering from global deterioration of their faculties can see our writing styles are vastly different. Even more damaging to your theory; we have posted simultaneously, and, if it were possible to verify, the IP addresses would also be different.

 

Your sophomoric detective skills have just won you a seat to detention for the next week. All privileges will be curtailed. This should allow you some time to reflect on your transgressions against the Holy Commandments.

[Guest Father Fister]

>The following is the rating Mother Theresa Escort gave to

>Bjuck:

>

>A heretic who has aligned himself with the one true

>apostate from hell: Ethan (maybe an alter ego).

>

>Now, besides the fact that MTE needs to stop her little war

>against Ethan, what kind of nerve does it take to complain

>about someone posting under an alter ego (which he's not)

>when MTE herself posts as MTE and Father Fister?????

 

Let us all pause for a moment of silence as we give thanks to our lord.

 

 

Now first of all Mother and I are not the same person. I am so sorry to inform you of that. Mother has an incredible figure and well...she just loves throwing her legs to Jesus. (Mother I say that with the HIGHEST respect). And as for me I love to give people the holy wood. I can assure you we are both two different people. And maybe Deej or Hoo Boy could verify this by checking out our IP addresses. We are not the same person I can assure you.

 

One thing that we do share is we have the same faith. And that is to SERVE the lord.

 

Lift your hands up to the lord. It is right to give him thanks and praise.

 

Also if you would. Next time when you come to confession please be clean. I hate when my holy gloves get all dirty when we are finished with confession. Fleet my son, Fleet with holy water. It cleanses the soul. It also makes confesion much easier for you too.

 

In the body of christ,

Amen

[BewareofNick]

First off, all you have to do is use a different computer to have a different IP address. I alone have three different computers at home. But I am realtively sure that MTE = Jason Coxx and FinFangFoom = Father Fister. (And Bjuck is CraigSF39) As for your writing styles, you can protest all you want that they are disimilar, but they're not.

[Guest Mother Theresa Escort]

>First off, all you have to do is use a different computer to

>have a different IP address. I alone have three different

>computers at home. But I am realtively sure that MTE =

>Jason Coxx and FinFangFoom = Father Fister. (And Bjuck is

>CraigSF39) As for your writing styles, you can protest all

>you want that they are disimilar, but they're not.

 

 

Nick,

 

Sister has a very LOW tolerance for lobotomized, impudent sots like you. The only way you could have reached SO MANY fallacious conclusions at once is if you are attempting to recover from some drug-induced fugue. Sister Mary Tabernacle is holding a seminar for delusional queens who wish to spread mass hysteria through the agencies of their addiction. I suggest you attend, my little broccoli floret. I want to save your mind (or at least what's left of it) AND your soul.

;-)

[BewareofNick]

If you had a mind, MFE, you'd realize that my name is Neal, not Nick

[duke37]

Hey 7of9

 

I DON'T think they specifically denied the charge of being FFF and Jason Coxx. They didn't say no did they/he?

 

They denied being the same person. hmmm

 

Jeff

[Guest Mother Theresa Escort]

NILES,

 

I used the name, Nick, as an abridged way to address your screen name. Who you really are is of VERY LITTLE consequence to this Ministry. I would have initially referred to you by something even more PREFERABLY anonymous, as in a user number, if one had been available to me.

 

Dismissed, or shall I say DISH-missed.

 

MTE

 

:*

[BewareofNick]

Then perhaps I shall refer to you as Mother Fucker Escort? But then again, considering you have, at this count, 4 different screennames, what's one more?

 

The truth shall set you free.......

[BewareofNick]

People suffering from multiple personailty disorder generally consider themselves as separete people. Good observation duke!

[Guest Mother Theresa Escort]

>Then perhaps I shall refer to you as Mother Fucker Escort?

>But then again, considering you have, at this count, 4

>different screennames, what's one more?

>

>The truth shall set you free.......

 

 

Neeson,

 

Well, of course I am comprised of 4 entities: The Father, Son, Holy Ghost, and Charles Bronson. The former three give me the strength NOT to bash you over the head with my Fendi clutch purse (given to me by the Supreme Pontiff). And the latter gives me the strength to bash you over the head with a sock full of quarters. Why should I ruin a bag that I am terribly fond of, in contrast?

 

Let us bow our heads (and shafts) in prayer. Lord, please forgive Nelly for his crimes against our unblemished Ministry. That if he does not reform his ways, consign him, with Heavenly haste, to a Hell-bound resort where he will be confined to read his own hypnotic-inducing prose.

[Guest cp8036]

I think Mike Tyson, Ted Koppel, and Jesse Helms collectively are posting as Mother Theresa Escort. It is plain as day.

 

They are trying to infiltrate this message center.

[bluenix]

I'm not Catholic, so for spiritual sustenance I'm more likely to turn to God's favorite Christian, Betty Bowers.

 

"So close to Jesus he validates my parking."

 

"Love the sinner, hate the clothes."

 

"Nothing personal. God TOLD me to stone you."

 

http://www.bettybowers.com

[Guest IGetAround]

OK, Guys... check out the clues...

 

1) MTE wrote a vicious attack on Michael from Premiere. Thus suggesting he has intimate knowlege of the agency. Probably a former escort of theirs?

 

2) MTE said he is from the DC area. Emphasis on area, like just north of there.

 

3) Could Father Fister be his best friend?

 

I think you guesses are way off the mark!

[BewareofNick]

1/18/2002 Father Fister

My son...you have sinned against the commandments. For having gotten around a little too much. I have to deduct 2 points from you for your sins. You have been getting punched fucked in your hole and it the alter boys noticed that you have been dragging your colon all over the chapple during our most holy days. We must first staple your hole and then clean you with holy water. It is time to come back to the lord. May the lord be with you my son. We wish you a safe journey. Gods speed, Amen -2

 

1/18/2002 Mother Theresa Escort

Why you filthy perverted menace! You are the oozing, virulent puss that drips from every foul cunt in Our Lord's HELL. Abominations like you should be summarily executed (as so in the Holy Wars), burned at the stake, and your ashes should be packed as insulation into pipe outlets from rest rooms. -2

 

This is what they had to say about you. And new jersey is north of DC too, so what's your point?

[Guest cp8036]

John Waters (from Baltimore) was an escort before?

[Guest IGetAround]

I saw what they wrote about me... since I am not a frequent poster, their "kind" words make me suspicious about who it is. And NJ is too far north...

[Guest Father Fister]

My poor poor son,

 

You are way off the mark as I live in PA. You were warm earlier but now your getting cold again.

 

The power or Christ compels you.

 

Amen

[Guest Mother Theresa Escort]

Sweet lambs and precious fruit of thy womb,

 

I am entertained by the machinations and conspiracy theories herein. Although I was once an Albanian dwarf and a pastry chef for the Third Reich, I have been reincarnated as your most humble geisha. I have resided in MANY regions of the country, but I have never revealed my current locale. I am pressed to go where the Lord feels I am most needed and instrumental. Your interest in me is most flattering.

 

 

"I love you all for loving me."

DAVID IAN EXTRAVAGANZA