Fin Fang Foom notices David Geffen's Golden Globe date

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

Did any of you notice David Geffen's date last night? I hope the kid turned 18 last night or else David is gonna be in a heap of trouble. Isn't it nice to see that a gay man can make as big a fool of himself as middle-aged straight men? Once again, it proves gays are no different than straights.

 

And before some of you start banging your spoons on your cyber-highchairs.........

 

David can date anyone he chooses. Far be it from me to dictate how he lives his life. HOWEVER, IMHO, I think a man well into his 50's who brings someone, almost old enough to be his grandson, to a HIGHLY PUBLIC AND TELEVISED EVENT as his date needs to grow up and find someone his own age - or at least someone within two decades of his birth. It's unfortunate that a man as successful as he is can't settle down and stop it with the boytoys. Maybe he has Donald Trump Syndrome.

 

Lovingly yours,

 

FFF

[Guest TruthTeller]

>David can date anyone he chooses. Far be it from me to

>dictate how he lives his life. HOWEVER, IMHO, I think a man

>well into his 50's who brings someone, almost old enough to

>be his grandson, to a HIGHLY PUBLIC AND TELEVISED EVENT as

>his date needs to grow up and find someone his own age - or

>at least someone within two decades of his birth. It's

>unfortunate that a man as successful as he is can't settle

>down and stop it with the boytoys. Maybe he has Donald Trump

>Syndrome.

 

You would get along great with my grandmother and her friends. You think just like them, except their holes are just ever-so-slightly more loosened up than yours, even though they haven't been used in about 50 years or so.

 

I'm sure they'd be happy to let you use their Ben-Gay and canes so that you can pry yourself open just a little.

[Guest IM_Moore]

you are a fool. first u have no clue who the guy is, maybe it is your desire that he is david's date but might it not be a relative, like a newphew or a friend of a friend. u should be ashamed of yourself to think that because u see a gay man with a younger guy that there is something romantic or sexual happening. and if he is a date it is people like u who pass judgment that makes society so fucked up in the first place.

 

you target for faraway laughter

[BewareofNick]

HOWEVER, IMHO, I think a man

>well into his 50's who brings someone, almost old enough to

>be his grandson, to a HIGHLY PUBLIC AND TELEVISED EVENT as

>his date needs to grow up and find someone his own age - or

>at least someone within two decades of his birth. It's

>unfortunate that a man as successful as he is can't settle

>down and stop it with the boytoys. Maybe he has Donald Trump

>Syndrome.

>

>Lovingly yours,

>

>FFF

 

 

How do you know that his date is a boytoy? Is it not possible that they have a deep meaningful relationship??

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Okay, seriously, it's not much of a stretch to think that this kid is one of Geffen's boytoys. Geffen is an older rich man. The kid is obviously cute. How's that any different from hiring an escort? BUT, isn't there a possibility that this could be a genuine relationship?

 

I don't hang out with guys my age, nor do I date them simply because guys my age are older than I am. What do I mean by that? Well, I listen to the progressive and urban radio stations. I had a blast at the Creed concert at Philips arena last week. I have been to see Dave Matthews, 311, Marilyn Manson (really!), Madonna, Janet, Offspring, you name it. Most people my age are into Friday Night 80's or the "Top 40" stuff. I can't relate to them because they have allowed themselves to get old.

 

I don't 'party' as such, but when i do go out, I don't want to be around a bunch of old farts complaining about their hemerrhoids. I want to be around people that can keep up with me. When I'm Geffen's age, I hope I have a partner, but he'll definitely be younger than me.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Guest WetDream]

Reminds me of an artist I know who says that the only reason he wants to be famous is so that someone will fuck him when he gets old. }>

[Guest SeaGuy]

FFF, I'm surprised you're surprised about David Geffen's date. Don't be too upset because the kid won't be around for more than a week for that's about as long as any of Geffen's boyfriends last. I hope the kid is smart and is charging him by the hour for their brief time together. Mr. Geffen is a well known lecher and chicken-hawk.

 

No one elected you or I chairmen of social respectability so get off your high horse FFF. This was the Golden Globes awards, and this is Hollywood were the divorce proceedings last longer than the marriages. Who in their right mind looks on those people as role models. Save your indignation for Sela Ward's ugly ass dress. Fashion and the superfluous are the deepest and most meaningful things to come out of Hollywood anyway. Comments and opinions about these awards should be as shallow and stupid as the films and the people.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>Save your indignation

>for Sela Ward's ugly ass dress.

 

I totally agree with you there! She needs to fire the fag who told her she looked fabulous in it. Coming in second to that dress would be Nicole Kidman's hair - what a train wreck THAT was! Memo to Nicole: The word for the day is "deep conditioner".

 

But back to boytoys.........

 

As I expected, the usual suspects banged their cyber-highchairs and let spew the standard silly and vituperative replies, so we'll just ignore them.

 

I, like others, over the years have watched David Geffen and his endless parade of beautiful boytoys. And frankly, I would say with small degree of envy, because wouldn't it be nice to roll over in the morning and see THAT lying next to you?!? ONCE IN A WHILE.

 

During David's Fire Island Period he would be seen each week with some new thing that he had flown in for the weekend. The guys were the envy of the crowd because we knew they were being paid handsomely. And honestly, David wasn't repellent back then. In fact, I had the pleasure of spending an afternoon with him and Klein one day and both men couldn't have been nicer or more charming. So, those trophy boys didn't have that hard of a row to hoe. However, since David was a nice guy, I feel sorry for him that he can't move beyond his trophy boy phase and find someone "age appropriate" to share his life with. It seems, though, that he's stuck in middle-age crisis mode. That's unfortunate.

 

Are there some relationships that work when there is a huge age gap? Sure. But very very very very very few. Unless someone has a mentor complex where they want to be the one who teaches and shows their partner everything about life, it can quickly get really tedious when every social reference elicits a response not unlike that of the RCA dog.

 

Could this kid have been a relative or someone other innocuous person? Sure. But based upon David's past practices, it was more than likely his date.

 

Continuously yours,

 

FFF

[SoCal]

Back when I was hiring much more actively than today - I had the opportunity to hire two of Geffen's previous boys-4-hire. Of course both of them were stunningly beautiful - and a lot of fun. For a while there was an escort who was Geffen's contact for new blood. I also had a great ongoing friendship with this guy, so I got a few of Geffen's leftovers The problem of course was these guys were in the $300/hr. range and up, so it was a rare treat for me.

[Guest cp8036]

Why does Geffen hire... er... have dates that are young and beautiful?

 

-Because he can.

 

Once time David, Gianni, and I were shopping for some salmon heads at Pike's Market in Seattle, and David said he knows that the young hot trade on his arm may look foolish, may make him look like a chicken-hawk, but he just doesn't care.

 

I suppose there is a point when one is so rich, and perhaps eccentric, that you don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. What does one have to loose at this point.

 

If it makes him happy, and he is not breaking a laws, who are we to say he is wrong.

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>Back when I was hiring much more actively than today - I had

>the opportunity to hire two of Geffen's previous

>boys-4-hire. Of course both of them were stunningly

>beautiful - and a lot of fun. For a while there was an

>escort who was Geffen's contact for new blood. I also had a

>great ongoing friendship with this guy, so I got a few of

>Geffen's leftovers The problem of course was these guys

>were in the $300/hr. range and up, so it was a rare treat

>for me.

 

I had heard that the porn star Jeremy Penn had been hired as Geffen's

"assistant" and that one of his major rolls was to keep the supply line open. As Penn is (was?) one hot hunk, I can only imagine the parties that took place. (This info is now a couple of years old)Providing, of course, that the above is true!

 

Thunderbuns

[SoCal]

The guy I'm thinking of was not Jeremy Penn, althought that sounds hot!! My buddy was in a few porn films, but was never a huge star. He had already been escorting his whole adult life, and was starting to become an "agent" for a few of the newer, fresher faces in town. I'm note sure how he made the initial contact with Geffen, but I do know he was in touch with him.

 

But another guy I used to hire also had been to Geffen's, and had been recommended to him by ANOTHER agent guy, not my friend mentioned above. So Geffen appeared to have more than one guy "bird-dogging" for him?

[Guest neverbeenhad]

I'm shocked, shocked that people accusing la David of being a chicken hawk who changes his diapers--er, boyfriends every week, One my friends was 25 when he met David, and they were together TWO weeks--and a half, if you count travel time!

Can I hear more about Jeremy Penn, please?

[Guest Blink]

Did I hear somebody said that Jeremy Penn was or still is David's personal dildo?:9

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>Did I hear somebody said that Jeremy Penn was or still is

>David's personal dildo?:9

 

That's what I heard - it was/is evidently a permanent situation as he was more than just a diddo - personal procurer is more like it.

 

Thunderbuns

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

Several months ago I asked if any of the DC escorts had ever been hired by Condit since there were reports in the news media that he had. Well, some in the group got their skirts over their heads about it because it's against the rules to name names, etc., so the whole discussion was killed and I was cyber-smacked.

 

It struck me this morning that the discussion of David Geffen in regard to his HIRING habits (and not just who he was with at the Golden Globes) is in violation of the rules of this message board.

 

Have I unknowingly done it again or does no one give a shit about the rules when it comes to Geffen?

 

Inquisitively yours,

 

FFF

[+ Lucky]

I don't.

[Barry]

Actually you have a very good point FFF.

[+ deej]

A weak point.

 

Celebrity gossip is just that. Gossip.

 

FFF's earlier request was for escorts to directly finger a client in public. That will not be allowed, even if anyone is dumb enough to try.

 

Gossip about Geffin has been around forever. One of my favorite local boys says he was approached by Geffen's people about "some work" and I don't think they meant filing and answering the phone. Do I believe it? Yes. He's Geffen's type. Is it any more than gossip? No.

 

No escort has stated that he was Geffen's boytoy (although I'm sure many could). Nobody has directly fingered a client.

 

There has been no libel. No personal information has been revealed. Somebody's cousin's barber's dog walker's friend's poolboy claims they were Geffen's boytoy? It's possible. It's still just gossip.

 

If you want celebrity gossip, though, go to datalounge.com and visit their gossip forum. You'll come back with a new appreciation for the civility of this message center, even on its bad days.

[Guest SeaGuy]

Heck, if I had Geffen's money while it would be difficult to justify an outright male harem, I'd certainly have a "personal trainer" (for some very personal training), "personal assistant" (to lend a hand and other things when needed), "bodyguard" (to make sure I always practice safe sex by carrying and putting on my condoms), "driver" (not to drive a car mind you), "private secretary" (to take notes and dicktation), pool boy (though not necessarily a pool), etc. }>