I got burned (not like Michael Jackson in that Pepsi commercial)

[Guest CraigSF39]

RE: I got burned

 

sorry, but you have no one to blame but yourself for being a little dumb. Probly because you were horny you let yourself get taken advantage of and now you want sympathy. The "partying" and the hard dick led you to do thing you now regret. plus you sound like you enjoyed it. Women and children are being bombed in Afganistan, this is hardly a sympathy story.

[Guest CraigSF39]

RE: I got burned

 

sorry, but you have no one to blame but yourself for being a little dumb. Probly because you were horny you let yourself get taken advantage of and now you want sympathy. The "partying" and the hard dick led you to do thing you now regret. plus you sound like you enjoyed it. Women and children are being bombed in Afganistan, this is hardly a sympathy story.

[Rick Munroe]

You know that song by The Who; the one called "Won't Get Fooled Again"? I feel like that will never be the theme song on the Rick Munroe sitcom (tentatively titled I Love Ricky, Gilligan's Hiring, The Fags of Life, One Client One Day at a Time or Diff'rent Strokes Make Me Shoot). I have been doing this for two years and yet sometimes I still get scammed. You'd think I'd have learned by now.

 

Got the call at 3 AM (I'll call him "Joe"). Was about to go to bed, but I thought, "What the hell..." (it had been a relatively slow week). Plus I was really horny (so what else is new?). He lived on the upper west side & I told him I had to shower & get a cab & I'd be there in a half hour to 45 minutes. I get there, he buzzes me in, and looks surprised when he opens the door. Says he has just gotten in & that "Joe" is his roommate. We go to the roommate's bedroom and lo & behold he isn't there.

"You can wait if you want," he says. "Maybe he just went out for cigarettes."

"How long have you been home?" I ask.

"About 15 minutes."

"Well, it doesn't sound like he just went out for cigarettes. Is he usually a flake?"

"Well, kind of....yeah."

"OK, well, I'll wait a few minutes, anyway."

 

I check my caller-ID and he confirms that that is their home phone number. I ask if "Joe" has a cell phone. "Yes, let's call it." He dials & we hear a cell ringing in "Joe's" bedroom. OK, I think, he went out for something & forgot his phone...makes sense.

 

I'm sure you know what happened next. We're on the couch...he's partying, he's horny, he puts on porn (did I mention he's cute & has a nice body?). We start to kiss, it's getting heavy. I say, "What do we do when 'Joe' comes home?" "Well, I guess he'll join us." The next thing I know, we're in bed, I'm sucking a big dick, I'm rolling a rubber on mine & I enter a very sweet little muscle butt. He cums (stupid me saving my load for "Joe", in case he comes home!!)

 

It's been 45 minutes and I shower & leave. He gives me the roommate's cell phone # and says I should "give him hell." I call the # when I get home but instead of ringing, I hear pager beeps. It obviously isn't the phone that was called earlier. It actually took me until then to realize I'd fallen for one of the oldest scams in the "escort's handbook" (I've actually never read Aaron Lawrence or Matt Adams...do they mention it?)

 

The other scams we get are the ones where someone calls & says he is a fellow escort (new, doesn't really advertise yet) and "why don't we hook up, play and see if we have chemistry to work together, since I often get calls asking if I have a partner?"...and the guys who pretend they dialed a wrong number (while speaking in a sexy voice), ask for someone (for example, "Carlos") and say that "Carlos" gave them this number as his own in a sex club or bar the previous night. I guess they figure all escorts (and all gay men) are always horny and will fall for it. In my (naive) experience, they're often right!

[Rick Munroe]

You know that song by The Who; the one called "Won't Get Fooled Again"? I feel like that will never be the theme song on the Rick Munroe sitcom (tentatively titled I Love Ricky, Gilligan's Hiring, The Fags of Life, One Client One Day at a Time or Diff'rent Strokes Make Me Shoot). I have been doing this for two years and yet sometimes I still get scammed. You'd think I'd have learned by now.

 

Got the call at 3 AM (I'll call him "Joe"). Was about to go to bed, but I thought, "What the hell..." (it had been a relatively slow week). Plus I was really horny (so what else is new?). He lived on the upper west side & I told him I had to shower & get a cab & I'd be there in a half hour to 45 minutes. I get there, he buzzes me in, and looks surprised when he opens the door. Says he has just gotten in & that "Joe" is his roommate. We go to the roommate's bedroom and lo & behold he isn't there.

"You can wait if you want," he says. "Maybe he just went out for cigarettes."

"How long have you been home?" I ask.

"About 15 minutes."

"Well, it doesn't sound like he just went out for cigarettes. Is he usually a flake?"

"Well, kind of....yeah."

"OK, well, I'll wait a few minutes, anyway."

 

I check my caller-ID and he confirms that that is their home phone number. I ask if "Joe" has a cell phone. "Yes, let's call it." He dials & we hear a cell ringing in "Joe's" bedroom. OK, I think, he went out for something & forgot his phone...makes sense.

 

I'm sure you know what happened next. We're on the couch...he's partying, he's horny, he puts on porn (did I mention he's cute & has a nice body?). We start to kiss, it's getting heavy. I say, "What do we do when 'Joe' comes home?" "Well, I guess he'll join us." The next thing I know, we're in bed, I'm sucking a big dick, I'm rolling a rubber on mine & I enter a very sweet little muscle butt. He cums (stupid me saving my load for "Joe", in case he comes home!!)

 

It's been 45 minutes and I shower & leave. He gives me the roommate's cell phone # and says I should "give him hell." I call the # when I get home but instead of ringing, I hear pager beeps. It obviously isn't the phone that was called earlier. It actually took me until then to realize I'd fallen for one of the oldest scams in the "escort's handbook" (I've actually never read Aaron Lawrence or Matt Adams...do they mention it?)

 

The other scams we get are the ones where someone calls & says he is a fellow escort (new, doesn't really advertise yet) and "why don't we hook up, play and see if we have chemistry to work together, since I often get calls asking if I have a partner?"...and the guys who pretend they dialed a wrong number (while speaking in a sexy voice), ask for someone (for example, "Carlos") and say that "Carlos" gave them this number as his own in a sex club or bar the previous night. I guess they figure all escorts (and all gay men) are always horny and will fall for it. In my (naive) experience, they're often right!

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

RE: I got burned...

 

Two comments:

 

1. I'm pretty good at treating burns... I'll bring the vaseline. :-)

 

2. I'm still waiting to get MY first scam call. Drat!! :-(

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

RE: I got burned...

 

Two comments:

 

1. I'm pretty good at treating burns... I'll bring the vaseline. :-)

 

2. I'm still waiting to get MY first scam call. Drat!! :-(

[+ Lucky]

RE: I got burned

 

Yeah, but did he videotape it?

[+ Lucky]

RE: I got burned

 

Yeah, but did he videotape it?

[Guest cp8036]

burn

 

Rick,

 

I feel so bad for you, hope you are better by now.

 

And for such unspeakable scams to pull during the holiday season. Cheer up, sure the next call will be a good one.

[Guest cp8036]

burn

 

Rick,

 

I feel so bad for you, hope you are better by now.

 

And for such unspeakable scams to pull during the holiday season. Cheer up, sure the next call will be a good one.

[Guest Gentle Dude]

RE: burn

 

Don't worry, Rick...I'll cover that one as well next month. Cheer up, guy...it's the holidays.

 

GD

[Guest Gentle Dude]

RE: burn

 

Don't worry, Rick...I'll cover that one as well next month. Cheer up, guy...it's the holidays.

 

GD

[Rick Munroe]

RE: I got burned

 

>Women and

>children are being bombed in Afganistan{sic}, this is hardly a

>sympathy story.

 

LOL Just women and children, huh? Wow, it's amazing how those bombs avoid hitting men. :7

 

Craig, if there are more important things going on in the world, don't waste your time reading about us dumb li'l whores. I wasn't asking for sympathy and I didn't party with the guy. I thought it was amusing that I got scammed. The story was meant to be self-deprecating humor, not pity-inducing.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: I got burned

 

>Women and

>children are being bombed in Afganistan{sic}, this is hardly a

>sympathy story.

 

LOL Just women and children, huh? Wow, it's amazing how those bombs avoid hitting men. :7

 

Craig, if there are more important things going on in the world, don't waste your time reading about us dumb li'l whores. I wasn't asking for sympathy and I didn't party with the guy. I thought it was amusing that I got scammed. The story was meant to be self-deprecating humor, not pity-inducing.

[Guest Kevin 2]

RE: I got burned

 

<I thought it was amusing that I got scammed. The story was meant to be self-deprecating humor, not pity-inducing.>

 

Don't sweat it Rick I think thats exactly how most of us took it.

;-)

[Guest Kevin 2]

RE: I got burned

 

<I thought it was amusing that I got scammed. The story was meant to be self-deprecating humor, not pity-inducing.>

 

Don't sweat it Rick I think thats exactly how most of us took it.

;-)

[jacobno]

got burned (not like Michael Jackson in that Pepsi commercial)

 

:-D did you keep his address? Mail him your load with an invoice. hehe

[Traveller]

RE: I got burned

 

>LOL Just women and children, huh? Wow, it's amazing

>how those bombs avoid hitting men. :7

>

 

The bombs just get the women and children because I've shot all of the men.

 

Later.

 

PS. Thanks for the scamming tips.

 

PPS. Did you like my apartment?

[Traveller]

RE: I got burned

 

>LOL Just women and children, huh? Wow, it's amazing

>how those bombs avoid hitting men. :7

>

 

The bombs just get the women and children because I've shot all of the men.

 

Later.

 

PS. Thanks for the scamming tips.

 

PPS. Did you like my apartment?

[Guest TruthTeller]

RE: I got burned

 

>PPS. Did you like my apartment?

 

You think this is a revelation? As if we didn't know it was you. A tweaked-out scammer so desperate for cock in his hole in the middle of the night that will say or do anything to get plugged. Gee, I wonder who that could be.

 

I'm surprised that, as tweakd out as he (you) was, he (you) was able to executive a relatively complex plan with such aplomb. It's either a testament to his drug-management skills or to the extreme naaivite (or ass hunger) of the escort. Either way, I'm also grateful for the scam data - can never have enough of that for those dried-up, tina nights.

[Guest TruthTeller]

RE: I got burned

 

>PPS. Did you like my apartment?

 

You think this is a revelation? As if we didn't know it was you. A tweaked-out scammer so desperate for cock in his hole in the middle of the night that will say or do anything to get plugged. Gee, I wonder who that could be.

 

I'm surprised that, as tweakd out as he (you) was, he (you) was able to executive a relatively complex plan with such aplomb. It's either a testament to his drug-management skills or to the extreme naaivite (or ass hunger) of the escort. Either way, I'm also grateful for the scam data - can never have enough of that for those dried-up, tina nights.

[Guest JT]

RE: I got burned

 

>PPS. Did you like my apartment?

 

I like that couch. Must have seen lots of actions. Can't remember you have a bed though. I thought you never sleep, you party animal!

 

JT

[Rick Munroe]

RE: I got burned

 

>It's either a testament to his drug-management

>skills or to the extreme naivete (or ass hunger) of the

>escort.

 

It's the latter!

--Stupid Ass-Hungry Rick

[Traveller]

RE: I got burned

 

>>It's either a testament to his drug-management

>>skills or to the extreme naivete (or ass hunger) of the

>>escort.

>

>It's the latter!

>--Stupid Ass-Hungry Rick

 

Ricky,

 

I'd say it's a tie on this one. My drug management skills are without peer.

 

Later.

[Guest tmbg]

RE: I got burned

 

>>Women and

>>children are being bombed in Afganistan{sic}, this is hardly a

>>sympathy story.

>

>LOL Just women and children, huh? Wow, it's amazing

>how those bombs avoid hitting men. :7

>

>Craig, if there are more important things going on in the

>world, don't waste your time reading about us dumb li'l

>whores. I wasn't asking for sympathy and I didn't party

>with the guy. I thought it was amusing that I got scammed.

>The story was meant to be self-deprecating humor, not

>pity-inducing.

 

I just want to spank Rick's too white butt bright red :-)

 

Cheers! Ritchie