Escorts wearing baseball caps

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

>>At

>>worst, the backwards-worn baseball cap can have gang

>>associations.

>

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

>

>This is one of the funniest - and dumbest - things I have

>ever read.

>

You're wrong here TT... there is a definite gang association!!

 

>I know when I walk down the street and see someone in a

>backwards baseball cap (which is every third person or so),

>I have a hard time deciding whether they're Blood or Crip.

>One thing I *do* know - I steer clear of these vicious

>criminals.

>

Ah, this explains your error -- youv'e got the wrong gangs.

 

Everyone knows that TOPS wear the bill in the front and BOTTOMS wear it in the back. These gangs actually like members of the other more than their own -- 'hole' different dynamic to the gang scene.

 

>>More power to the client who likes this,

 

I like it... makes navigating the crowds so much easier. Now if only the Gaiety dancers wore their hats I could make best use of my dollars. :9

 

>>I have to say that I instantly turn off when there is any

>>hint of gang language, dress or attitude. I suspect I am

>>not alone.

>

Oh contraire, I get turned on by the 'hat' gang language -- well it does depend on who is doing the 'speaking'. Hats are so much easier to spot than hankies and easier not to loose too.

 

 

;-)

[Traveller]

>Hats are

>so much easier to spot than hankies and easier not to loose

>too.

>

>

 

TY

 

Especially when they're worn on top of turbans. They remind me of my BF at bit. What does Craig call them...oh yes, beenies.

 

Later.

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

'Hat Couture' for the Hooker's Ball

 

Another fashion tip for those attending the Hooker's Ball at the Lure --

 

Caps are fashionable but silk, satin, and twill are declasse, only leather is acceptable -- black after sunset and white after sunrise with a fasionable tan in the afternoon. Tops wear the bill in the front and bottoms wear it in the back -- a must or confusion reigns as well as unpleasant surprises. And for fisting-friendly bottoms, select a cap two or three sizes too small and work it until it fits. For those who are versatile wear the bill appropriate for your mood of the moment and if uncommitted and cruising wear two caps with the bills opposing -- the forward bill must be on top not to send mixed signals.

:7

[Guest pickwick]

>This thread is making me so sick. British grandmothers fret

>about the impropriety of youth wearing backwards baseball

>caps -- not gay whoremongers and the whores they hire!!!

>

>Between the "clients" who are desperate to delusionally

>transform their prostitution experience into tea with the

>Queen - and the "escorts" who are so eager to pretend that

>their job is about providing erudite companionship to

>gentlemanly men of means rather than selling their hole for

>a few $20 bills - this site oozes with more effete, prissy

>snottishness than a fucking PTA meeting in the Victorian

>era.

>

 

These remarks really capture the absurdity of the topsy-turvy value system on this site. Of course, it's that very absurdity that keeps me coming back! :-)

[Guest BenDover]

RE: 'Hat Couture' for the Hooker's Ball

 

Dear Santa,

Please, if I'm a good boy, will you let this fucking thread die.

Naughty, but nice.

BenDover

[Guest Konga]

Yikes. This thread needs a lid on it.

[Guest TruthTeller]

>Yikes. This thread needs a lid on it.

 

The only thing that "needs a lid on it" is your vile, gaping hole -- so that diarreah like the above doesn't continue to drip out onto the Message Board.

 

Calling for the end of a thread is idiotic and nonsensical. If you dislike a discussion that others are having, the rational course of action is to skip over it. Entering the discussion in order to issue a Queen-like decree that the discussion cease is as cuntish as it is incoherent.

[Guest Konga]

Yikes. This asshole needs a lid on him.

[Guest TruthTeller]

>These remarks really capture the absurdity of the

>topsy-turvy value system on this site. Of course, it's that

>very absurdity that keeps me coming back! :-)

 

Special credit goes to you for the word "whoremongers," which, to my great amusement, you used several weeks ago. It even generated (what was intended to be) a positive rating from Traveller, who was a little, uh. . . under the weather, which caused him to click the wrong space in your ratings. Nonetheless, that word really has incomparable value for describing what it describes.

[BgMstr4u]

From TT: "The only thing that "needs a lid on it" is your vile, gaping hole -- so that diarreah like the above doesn't continue to drip out onto the Message Board.

Calling for the end of a thread is idiotic and nonsensical. If you dislike a discussion that others are having, the rational course of action is to skip over it. Entering the discussion in order to issue a Queen-like decree that the discussion cease is as cuntish as it is incoherent."

 

Hey, TT - even "an old, particularly crotchety, dried up British grandmother" knows when discussion veers over into abuse. Some of us are old, and crotchety, and admire the British even if we aren't, and liked our grandmothers, and know that becoming like them in some respects might not be the worst thing that can happen as we grow old. And when we hire lads we like them the way we like them, caps (or no caps). You are not truth telling, you are attacking people beause they like things you don't care about. So get a grip.

[trilingual]

The issue isn't the baseball cap or even the thermal underwear. The issue is that the client asked an escort who he brought in from out of town to dress appropriately for specific activities, and the escort showed up wearing clothes that were unquestionably inappropriate. That's disrespect for his client. If the escort doesn't understand that he's in the service industry and he has an obligation to his client to deliver the service requested and presumably agreed upon (as he accepted the deal and the trip at the client's expense) he should get out of the business. Even TT would have been a very unhappy camper if he'd been on the receiving end of this little stunt!

[DaninWA]

Bald spots are sexy!}>

[Guest Viewmaster]

If the subject here had been sexual satisfaction I think the majority would have chimed in that it was not enought to tell an escort that you want a hot time, but that the best chance of having a hot time would be to be clear and specific up front about what behaviors,that when experienced, leave you with the conclusion that you had a hot time.

 

Same here. It's not enough to just say to dress appropriately. That is the conclusion you want to come to when you see someone dressed a certain way, so why not just be specific about the clothing you feel is appropriate. One night at the Met here in NYC would certainly demonstrate that appropriate dress is highly subjective, as would a visit to many of the restaurants here on the Zagat's top 10 list.

 

Think also in terms of describing your expectations in terms of goals, and then apply the following business practice. Goals should be SMART --Specific, Measuarable, Actionable, Realistic, and Timely.

[Bilbo]

Totally bald or shaved heads can be even sexier.

[DaninWA]

Absolutely:7

[DaninWA]

>Goals should be SMART --Specific, Measuarable, Actionable,

>Realistic, and Timely.

 

This is what I use to evaluate my employees. I see no reason why it should not apply to evaluating an escort.

 

Before anyone reams my ass, I know I used a double negative.

[Guest dredt]

backwards doesnt = gangs..and to think from a bunch of people who want to be accepted.thow our life style is socialy looked at as wrong.so how is it socialy wrong to wear a hat to where ever..when its you being looked at for holding your boy friends hand.(oops thats not your boy friend you hired me)or are you comfortable holding hands and being looked at and shit on like the boy in the hat for being him self .

thow in session is a no no....

individualism makes our country..peace...{;]

 

dredtscott

[Guest jdbadboy]

In my experience some escorts, strippers, or masseurs wear baseball caps(or another type of hat) in order to appear younger and maybe hide thinning hair or a receding hairline.

 

It is unfortunate that they feel that they must do this. I like a handsome mature type. When I hire a man I want a MAN.

[Guest]

>In my experience some escorts, strippers, or masseurs wear

>baseball caps(or another type of hat) in order to appear

>younger and maybe hide thinning hair or a receding hairline.

>

>It is unfortunate that they feel that they must do this. I

>like a handsome mature type. When I hire a man I want a

>MAN.

 

I agree with you. In this case, I certainly knew what the escort looked like naked (yes, his hairline was receding), and he knew I liked to see him without his cap, so he wasn't doing it for my benefit.