Laurent in Paris

[Guest Bluedawg]

I came across Laurent in the reviews section of Paris escorts. Gorgeous guy, some truly magnificent reviews, and a very upscale website. I contacted him, and he wrote a very cordial, chatty note. The only hitch? He said he does require payment "up front" for his services, and then money isn't spoken of for the remainder of the encounter.

 

I know--on these boards and in the reviews--that's sometimes been flagged as a danger sign. Has anyone had any experience with Laurent? I'm staying in a very plush hotel, and I want the utmost in discretion and quiet good taste...so I'd be wildly grateful to hear from anyone with first-hand personal knowledge of Laurent and his services.

 

Many, many thanks.

Bluedawg

[Traveller]

Dude,

 

After reading Laurent's reviews, you should know that unless you're either in the George V or the Crillon, even payment up front won't suffice. (You aren't, by any chance, a member of the House of Saud, are you? He may cut you some slack in that case.) I suggest you wait until Marco gets back tomorrow. He's certified, not certifiable.

 

Later.

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>Dude,

>

>After reading Laurent's reviews, you should know that unless

>you're either in the George V or the Crillon, even payment

>up front won't suffice. (You aren't, by any chance, a

>member of the House of Saud, are you? He may cut you some

>slack in that case.)

 

Sure Laurent if a bit "over the top" but you can hardly blame him. He has the looks and equipment so more power to him.

 

If I was as wealthy as the Saudis - and god knows I ain't - I would hire him and give him a blank cheque :-)

 

Thunderbuns

[Guest Bluedawg]

I started this post, and the responses to date led me to go back and re-read Laurent's glowing reviews.

 

It's interesting that (a) they're all written in imperfect, slightly halting English, (b) many of his clients claim to be Saudi, © many express a particular interest in a three-way with Laurent and a female escorts, and (d) still others cite particular pricey restaurants they claim to frequent with Laurent (like Alain Ducasse), and over-the-top activities like sailing and polo ponies.

 

Any chance Laurent is fabricating his own great press? The reviews all boast a very similar tone. And they all recount activities any escort would adore; the best restaurants, the finest hotels, heart-pounding fun. They even suggest that Laurent has a preference for wealthy Saudi men, and for three-ways with ladies!

 

Could he be scripting his own reviews, in hopes of attracting clients that match HIS fantasies? Just curious. Anyone have an answer? Thanks!

[Traveller]

>Could he be scripting his own reviews, in hopes of

>attracting clients that match HIS fantasies? Just curious.

>Anyone have an answer? Thanks!

 

BD,

 

It appears that, as opposed to our neighbor to the North, there are no flies hovering around you. Oh and TB, this weekend I'll be in Ogunquit, which is in ME; three weeks ago I was in P-Town (don't know of anyone on the East Coast that calls it Provincetown), which is in MA.

 

Later.

 

PS. bluenix, loved that billboard.

[duke37]

Well if you can't leave the thought of him alone give him a call. Set your bullshit detector to the highest setting and see what you think. He might be a great legitimate guy who just listened to some bad advice on getting something posted here. Or he could be a complete phony. Whats the truth? shrug.

 

I know its seldom wise to disagree with Traveller but I would think you would want to talk to him by phone. I don't think the " pay first" part would be a deal breaker. See what he says. If you only intend to get him for an hour or two you aren't risking THAT much. Or at least I assume compared to what you are probably spending on the trip to France. If you planned to hire him for an overnight, what were you thinking? I assume you would need some more information before making a decision like that.

 

Perhaps you can get him to go for the hour with an option to spend the night. Or just say fuck it and go with Trav's suggestion with Marco.

 

Jeff

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>Any chance Laurent is fabricating his own great press? The

>reviews all boast a very similar tone. And they all recount

>activities any escort would adore; the best restaurants, the

>finest hotels, heart-pounding fun. They even suggest that

>Laurent has a preference for wealthy Saudi men, and for

>three-ways with ladies!

 

I would think there is a high probability that is the case! But I don't think that would deter me from hiring him just so long as he is not faking his pictures. The man is hot eye candy if nothing else!

 

Thunderbuns

[Traveller]

>I would think there is a high probability that is the case!

>But I don't think that would deter me from hiring him just

>so long as he is not faking his pictures. The man is hot eye

>candy if nothing else!

 

TB,

 

I may be totally out there with Number 9, but as a general rule I would think that escorts that fabricate reviews may not necessarily be advertising with accurate pics; and the wilder the review, the less real the pic.

 

Later.

 

PS. And the Ted Williams conundrum continues...what to be done, freeze or burn?

[Guest unlimited_horizons2002]

dude.

 

either you try him , either you try another one. marco seems fabulous to me, but i LOVE hair on guys.

 

or try http://www.suitedandbooted.com they are uk based but have an international gallery. and a nice dude in paris called jan.

 

also http://www.itescorts.com , there you find freelance guys. i LOVE this greek guy called kyper.

 

anyway enjoy your stay there and remember in paris there are clean saunas. the best one is key west.

 

but....this laurent can be the caviar of escorts.

[Guest always looking for a good top]

Some friends of mine have been refused by Laurent because they were staying at the hilton, it wasn't classy enough for him.I think I saw him out at the "Full Metal" bar a few weeks ago. Looks goodliking and tall but is not as muscly as his pics and has long unkept curly hair. It was also very funny to see this "high class model" fondling in the dark. Read me my review of superbob http:http://www.super-bob.com , I would think he is in the same league as kyper the great and I'm really happy he's picking up pace in the paris scene. He needs to be booked several days in advance now. Bravo for him! I always liked him.He just can't get enough english people to review him and the french customers don't know how the thing works.

[Guest SeaGuy]

I love this guy and think he absolutely gorgeous, but then my taste has always leaned towards the "upmarket" whores. I like a girl with expensive taste. If you're gonna do it for money might as well make it worth your while.;-)

[Guest always looking for a good top]

hehehehhe! The last "review" says it all! Written by a married banker (who writes in extremely horrible english), recounts how he had to see Laurent at the Plaza Athene(one of Paris's best hotels) because he was visiting Paris with his family(who were at a hotel a few blocks away). Then he goes on to state that he stayed the night with Laurent, saw his face in the morning and when he realized it was real, he went back to sleep. The Athene is 600 euros a night, dinner at least 500 euros and Laurent's all night fee. All this with the family staying a few blocks away.I want a job at that bank and a family who doesn't wonder where I have been all night!! Luckily his wife didn't feel like having a meal at Alain Ducasse. That would have been interesting. heheheeheheheheheh!!!

I just reread all his reviews.They get funnier as he gets more "popular"! Like Dynasty! Which one is yours,seaguy? (Since you liked him so much).

[Guest SeaGuy]

If a man has the bucks and discretionary income, why shouldn't he spend a little on a good looking HO. If you have more serious discretionary income you can even keep a boy in style and on an expense account as has been the fashion since time immemorial. I'm certainly working towards this financial goal. Including the hotel tab, and dinner at Ducasee, now conveniently located at the Plaza Athenee and no longer on the avenue Poincare, it probably still cost him less than or about the same as a new bespoke suit and much less than one one of the dresses that his wife wears and it probably made him feel much better. If his wife is the typical woman of her class she doesn't care where her husband sleeps as long as she has her charge cards and expense account to keep her company, Jackie O took on this approach to marriage for instance. Even though I'm not a banker on the occassions I do hire help I do it right and treat myself. I don't go slumming, it just isn't my style or taste. For those who like sex with an edge (or a stench) and on the seedy side there are plenty of low rent alternatives to suit your fancy. I definate have Laurent on my Paris "to do" list. I don't stay at the big and famous hotels though and much prefer the Hotel Lancaster, hope he doesn't mind. ;-)

[Guest John]

>Some friends of mine have been refused by Laurent because

>they were staying at the hilton, it wasn't classy enough for

>him.I think I saw him out at the "Full Metal" bar a few

>weeks ago.

>It was also very funny to see this "high class model" fondling in >the dark.

 

 

It would have been more interesting to have the opinion of a person who had MET Laurent and not people who had never met him, only seen him at http://www.laurentescort.fr.st

 

This evokes ideas of people staying in the Hilton or THINKING that they have seen Laurent in a bar, and benefitting from a forum to make a promotion for escorts or their own promotion whilst having nothing to do with the subject of the forum.

 

This story of the Hilton (there is not only that Hilton in Paris and it is not the single and principal place of stay in Paris) and of bars, existing only in the thoughts of the involved, is not at all credible.

 

What chance ! that the participant of the forum finds himself, as if by chance, in a bar in the darkness where he finds the subject of the forum, whom he had never met.

 

>Read me my review of superbob http:http://www.super-bob.com , I

>would think he is in the same league as kyper the great and

>I'm really happy he's picking up pace in the paris scene. He

>needs to be booked several days in advance now. Bravo for

>him! I always liked him.He just can't get enough english

>people to review him and the french customers don't know how

>the thing works.

 

The participant of the forum is SUPER-easy to find. It is a man living in Paris; he is not a client and his website is promoted further in the forum.

 

Separately, it would be necessary to be serious if this kind of forum is to make twists, to distil its sourness and discomfort of life.

 

There are sufficient escorts to find a budget corresponding to everyone’s means, to receive them where one wishes and to pay them when one wishes. There are even free guys.

 

For my part, I met Laurent. I made a choice in all knowledge of why I was choosing. Laurent has the advantage of being very clear.

 

If one is not content, one will look elsewhere and when one has never seen him, one avoids lying as if one had met him.

 

I do not await any response considering what I have already read and the total absence of credibility. It is not now that somebody who has met him will be produced. If it were the case, one would have had a credible forum on this subject.

[Traveller]

The forums I think you're referring to must be in Roswell, New Mexico because that is clearly the site from which you are beaming. Laurent's reviews, besides being completely off the charts and totally hilarious, are also the LEAST credible on this site; but then again, I really haven't ever hired that many escorts, and never, ever, any high class ones.

 

Later.

 

PS. By the way Laurent, congrats on finally becoming a member of the message board and attempting to do some damage control.

[Guest Thunderbuns]

Re John's rants about Laurent -

 

Who let this one out of his cage?

 

Thunderbuns

[+ Lucky]

I thought John's "rants" were a reasonable enough point of view. Why does it bother you Thunny? I thought you weren't going to attack people like that!

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>I thought John's "rants" were a reasonable enough point of

>view. Why does it bother you Thunny? I thought you weren't

>going to attack people like that!

 

What I said was no worse than Traveller's reply to the same post. Why are you not chastising him too. :-)

 

I never said I wasn't going to attack anyone - I just don't believe in calling someone a "fucking asshole" or words to that effect. If you consider John's post reasonable you are certainly allowed to have and express that opinion.

 

Thunderbuns

[+ Lucky]

Thanks for allowing me that. As for Traveller, well, everybody understands that he comes from, umm, a different point of view, a higher plane, as it were.

And besides, he is funnier!!!

[Guest unlimited_horizons2002]

hehehe, if I had the feluz< money> i would probably hire him, but i am not rich, i am arab tough, and i am mostly oral and prefer to top.

he is a very goodlooking guy, but the reviews are....well....a bit too much. i enjoy reading them. and honestly, i would LOVE to see him in action.

}> :+ :9 :7

[Guest unlimited_horizons2002]

well guys, you big fans of laurent pqaris, he now even advertises on

 

http://www.itescorts.com like the other "" ordinary "" , and younger guys.

 

so boys, i think its time to grab him before he descends to the blue boyclub in amsterdam.

[Guest SeaGuy]

His rates are still the same though, 300 Euros an hour. So I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for him to descend down the escort ranks.;-)