Hey Escorts! What Would You Plan

[Guest cp8036]

How about a weekend at Dollywood. The musical revues, the rides, the cotton candy, and all those arts and crafts. The Fall colors are great, and you have a better chance to see Dolly now vs. the busy summer season.

 

After a day or so at D-wood we can drive to Shoney's in Chattanooga for a lovely brunch, and on the way to the airport we can stop at the World's Largest Firework Store off freeway 24.

 

On the way back from South Beach a few years ago, four friends and I stopped there on a lark. The camp value alone is worth it.

[Guest BenDover]

I did something fun for myself last week, and wanted to see what some of you guys might have offered when given this proposal.

 

I have been a certain escort's "regular" for coming up on two years. I have a great time with him, and I believe him when he tells me that he always enjoys the time with me. I told him I would give him a budget of $5000.00 and he was to arrange a three-day weekend getaway for the two of us. I told him I was willing to go anywhere as long as it was not in my house or on my property, that I needed to get away. Whether that was Europe or downtown didn't matter. He could spend as much as he wanted on the planning, or as little, and his fee would be included in the budget.

 

Obviously, he could have rented a room at the Y for $35.00 a night and we could have eaten Cheese Nibs and vending machine coffee, and he would have realized a significant bonus. Or he could have blown it all on expensive airline tickets and hotel room.

 

Would be interested in what some of you might have done. I won't tell you what he did until I've heard some of your ideas. Let's just say, I was quite pleased. And so was he.

[Guest Gentle Dude]

This is an excellent idea. This last two week-ends I spent with the escort, I think I may have spend the same amount or even more for each week-end. I may just do this when I hire him again for my birthday week-end.

 

If the escort was smart, he should entertain you at his home and save all the unnecessary expenses. He can prepare a candlelight dinner for two. Rent a massage table. Prepare the bathtub with bubblebath, beads and oil and some floating candles. All prelude for a hot night in bed or in the living room or in the kitchen. Then, he can just take you sightseeing during the daytime or a movie perhaps.

 

When I hire an escort for extended periods, my purpose is to relax and to get away from the pressures at home and in my business. As long as I'm relaxed and having fun with him, he can pocket the whole amount if he wants to. But that's just me...I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic.

 

GD

[Guest Merlin]

I am not an escort, but I have taken escorts to Las Vegas for a lot less than that. Its easiy to get to with lots to do in a small area. Hard to beat. If he's a bodybuilder you might suggest a trip to Venice, CA. Lay on the beach, walk the board walk work out at Gold's Gym. All BBs who have not been there want to go.

[Guest Kevin 2]

VEGAS! Especially now that luxury rooms are cheap and so is the airfare. However I'm sure from your post we will be surprised at what he actually did.

[+ deej]

What a fabulous idea!

[Guest MattAdams]

Interesting concept. Now it would be interesting to see who provided the best value for the budget. Now for a list of who I would ask to prepare it

 

Mario Roma

Eric Magyar

Aaron

Adam in SF

Kier in LV

Maks, Moscow

 

I am sure I have overlooked more than a few escorts who would be very capable at this project, but I believe this would provide an interesting assortment.

 

Matt Adams

Author of Hustlers, Escorts and Porn Stars

http://www.whatshotnews.com

[+ Lucky]

Really. $5000.00. And I should get a life.

[+ SundayZip]

Truly a great idea! I can't wait to hear about the weekend your escort planned for you.

 

If I were to ask an escort to do this for me, I'd want him to keep a couple of things in mind: 1) He needs to make living and, whatever he plans, he should make sure he has a reasonable balance left over for himself; 2) the real enjoyment of the weekend would come from spending time with him, so I wouldn't need a 5 star hotel or the best restaurants to keep me happy; 3) when I travel it always seems to be to large cities with trafic, lots of people, etc. So a get-away to a modest, quiet, out-of-the-way spot, would be a treat (also less expensive). Someplace where we could rent bikes, a canoe, hike, see some nature, have sex in the woods....

 

Wow. I need start planning this trip for myself. The question is, who should be the escort? Thanks for the terrific idea.

[Guest Kevin 2]

Gentle Dude, save all the escort fees and marry me instead! ;-)

[Guest Gentle Dude]

>Gentle Dude, save all the escort

>fees and marry me instead!

>;-)

 

 

I just ended one LTR...I'm not looking for one right now but if I do, I may take you on your offer.

 

GD

[Bilbo]

It seems to me that if the escort is making a living already, and he is or he wouldn't have appealed to you enough to do this, that he wouldn't necessarily need to make a lot of money off of this. Just a memory that is as wonderful for him as it is for you. So, I personally would rule out doing it at my own home.

 

Right now, I can only think of elements - horses, water, mountains.

I'm not good at estimating costs - Excuse! - but somehow I don't think that that would be enough money for a horseback ride to a luau for two on a beach in Hawaii, served by gorgeously naked young Island men who disappear when its time for us to do the laying down in the crashing surf thing just the two of us, then sleeping together on a luxurious mattress in a silken tent, followed in the morning by a jeep trip up into the crater of a volcano before we fly back to the mainland?

That and a quarter will buy you a weekend with me!

[Bilbo]

And you can skip the quarter if you make it a three way with me and my lover and we tour something of an historic interest while we're over there. He's a sucker for history.

[Rod Hagen]

Hotel Bora Bora or Princevillle Hotel. Dinner on the Beach, breakfast on the beach, professional massages on the beach, and of course SEX ON THE BEACH.

 

http://www.rodhagen.com

"Sex without kissing is just

masturbation."

[Guest]

Wow. You must have trusted this guy incredibly. And been a very good customer, I guess. From the way you placed the original post, I imagine he must have done something nice and not selfish. If so, what a credit to both of you. I hope you at least had a veto power on any plans?

[SmallTownJohn]

Hey there,

 

 

It's a toss up for me. If I have a bezerk partner in crime then it's Orlando's Islands of Adventure with SuessLand, the adrenaline rush of The Hulk coaster & getting soaked on the Popeye & Bluto or Dudley Do-Right water rides.( Peeling off wet clothes & riding back to hotel can be...well...um...er<EG>) The new Westin Grand Bohemian downtown (away from all the families) is too sweet.

 

For laid-back days, I recently fell for Greenville, SC. because it has the best revitalized Main Street & love the Marble Slab Creamery white chocolate cones. Folks are just chilling out everywhere, open air cafes & tiny restaurants with different takes on old Southern recipes(Sassafras has the most incredible iced tea I've ever tasted). The Westin Poinsett built in the 1920's & completely refurbished is very quiet and at the end of Main St.

 

Ok, I'm just a big ol Southern boy. I admit it! And I mentioned Westin twice, but you gotta love those Heavenly Beds.<EG>

 

 

John

[SmallTownJohn]

Tennessee/Alabama Fireworks is a blast! It blinds you at night from the interstate. A group of us were heading from Atlanta back to Nashville when we stopped in late night...two of my African-American friends examined the Lawn Jockeys, ceramic Picaninny S-N-P shakers & Sambo toothpick holders...they went postal. It was brilliant.

[BuckyXTC]

I absolutely love the idea of this thread, but guess I'd be inclined to turn the notion on its head and plan a getaway to surprise my favorite escort. Here's my fantasy......

 

Being a lover of the great outdoors and all things equine related, I'd book a six day trail ride in the Canadian Rockies for two (I've done this trip solo myself). During the days we'd be seeing the sites via horsehack with the rest of the group, then enjoying the great meals and entertainment by the very cute wranglers who guide us and pack our gear from base camp to base camp. Then in the evening, we'd retire to our private tent, we'd do "private things", followed by zipping our sleeping bags together and snuggling through those cold Alberta nights! At the conclusion of the trail ride, we's spend two or three days in Banff, seeing the sights and shopping and chilling out, then to Calgary for a day or so before returning to the States.

 

The scenery on this trail ride and around Banff itself is probably the most beautiful I've ever seen anywhere, and it would be such a trip to share it with someone whose company you enjoy....especially your lover or favorite escort.

BuckyXTC

[Rick Munroe]

A road trip...stopping at as many adult bookstores & rest stops as possible...to watch the escort/whore blow married guys & truckers...

 

Or 3 days of theater to support Broadway...donating the rest of the $ to any of the "rebuild" NYC or firefighter/victim etc. charities.

 

Or a combination of everyone else's answer: sex on the beach while on horseback under fireworks with Dolly Parton in Venice, CA.

[Guest WetDream]

RE: Fireworks

 

How about you and your escort watching Dolly P. having sex with a horse on the beach?

[Guest Gentle Dude]

So Ben, what did your escort do?

[Guest Kevin 2]

We are waiting on the answer...

[Guest BenDover]

Damn. I just finished writing a long description of the weekend, and then screwed up in trying to post it. Probably just as well, as it got a bit too detailed.

 

So, imagine my surprise when he showed up in my driveway late Friday morning in a 32 foot motorhome! My first guess was that we were going to Vegas, because I have often told him how much I enjoy going there to "escape," which was my personal goal for the weekend.

 

We drove for about 3 hours into the foothills of the Cascade Mountains to a favorite campsite of his along a low-flowing river. Since it is so late in the season, no one else was there. It was a beautiful weekend, with crisp blue skies and the silvery sun of Fall. After spending a few hours setting up camp together, in true Gay Scout fashion (meaning table cloth on the picnic table, candelabras, a smart campfire, lounge chairs and country music) we went to the river bank about 50 yards from the motorhome.

 

There, we engaged in the task of building a sweat lodge. I had never heard of this before, so I was clearly a drone in the project. We dug a fire pit in the sand and then built a good sized fire. Into the fire, he placed bread-loaf sized stones. We then took limbs from trees, stripped them and made a tent frame, sticking one end deep into the sand and bending them over and burying the other end in more sand. We then stretched a heavy blue tarp over the frame and buried the edges of it in the sand. It was quite rustic and small, large enough for just two people.

 

We then went back to the motorhome where we both drank some more beer, smoked a bit and got silly and then started preparing food, a hobo stew kind of meal. While the food cooked, it got dark, so we lit the candles, changed the music and tended the fire down by the sweat lodge.

 

After the great food, he suggested I clean up the dinner mess while he took a couple towels, a bucket and a shovel down to the sweat lodge. I followed him down about 30 minutes later, and there he stood before the fire, wearing the clothes that God gave him. He looked splendid, grinned at me and handed me the bottle of whiskey. I took a glug and then stripped to my finest.

 

He then told me to get into the sweat lodge and followed me in. Inside, it was steamy hot. He had used the shovel to transfer 2-3 of the stones from the fire to the center of the tent-lodge, dribbled some water from the bucket onto them, and there it was, the perfect sauna. It was hotter than hell, and in no time, we were drenched in sweat. He took a bar of Irish Spring soap (I hadn't seen it in years, and it made me feel so manly!!) and lathered me up completely. I then did the same to him. All the time, he would dribble a bit more water on the stones, sending up more and more steam, and we would take a swig from the whiskey bottle. Finally, I couldn't take any more, and we both did a mini-plunge (the stream was about knee-deep) into the water. GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! it was cold. I rinsed and raced back into the tent. He shoveled in three or four new hot stones, and we steamed up a second time. During that time, I got the most terrific hand massage I've ever had. Amazing how sensuous the hand can be.

 

After another swig of whiskey, a final plunge back into the water, two guys could be heard throughout the forest squealing and yelping as they dashed back to the motorhome, nipples tiny, testicles tightening and tree-tops bending to see what the fuss was all about.

 

I'm not sure I've ever felt as clean as I did right then. What an experience.

 

We then got cozy in the double bed in the back of the motorhome. Giggling and laughing like school boys, we finally settled down to some wonderful fun.

 

The whole weekend was a wonderful getaway. We hiked, napped, screwed, drank, smoked, built rock sculptures, read ancient magazines from the motorhome, walked up the river naked and picked huckleberries which we smashed all over each other. Okay. It was a great weekend. And worth every penny. And I will never again be able to go camping without building a sweat lodge.

[BuckyXTC]

>Hey there,

>

>

>It's a toss up for me. If I have a bezerk partner in crime then it's Orlando's Islands of Adventure with SuessLand, the adrenaline rush of The Hulk coaster & getting soaked on the Popeye & Bluto or Dudley Do-Right water rides.( Peeling off wet clothes & riding back to hotel can be...well...um...er<EG>) The new Westin Grand Bohemian downtown (away from all the families) is too sweet.

>

>For laid-back days, I recently fell

>for Greenville, SC. because it

>has the best revitalized Main

>Street & love the

>Marble Slab Creamery white chocolate

>cones. Folks are just chilling

>out everywhere, open air cafes

>& tiny restaurants with different

>takes on old Southern recipes(Sassafras

>has the most incredible iced

>tea I've ever tasted). The

>Westin Poinsett built in the

>1920's & completely refurbished is

>very quiet and at the

>end of Main St.

>

>Ok, I'm just a big ol Southern boy. I admit it! And I mentioned Westin twice, but you gotta love those Heavenly Beds.<EG>

>

>

>John

[BuckyXTC]

>>Hey there,

>>

>>

>>It's a toss up for me. If I have a bezerk partner in crime then it's Orlando's Islands of Adventure with SuessLand, the adrenaline rush of The Hulk coaster & getting soaked on the Popeye & Bluto or Dudley Do-Right water rides.( Peeling off wet clothes & riding back to hotel can be...well...um...er<EG>) The new Westin Grand Bohemian downtown (away from all the families) is too sweet.

>>

>>For laid-back days, I recently fell

>>for Greenville, SC. because it

>>has the best revitalized Main

>>Street & love the

>>Marble Slab Creamery white chocolate

>>cones. Folks are just chilling

>>out everywhere, open air cafes

>>& tiny restaurants with different

>>takes on old Southern recipes(Sassafras

>>has the most incredible iced

>>tea I've ever tasted). The

>>Westin Poinsett built in the

>>1920's & completely refurbished is

>>very quiet and at the

>>end of Main St.

>>

>>Ok, I'm just a big ol Southern boy. I admit it! And I mentioned Westin twice, but you gotta love those Heavenly Beds.<EG>

>>

>>

>>John

 

Iced tea, big beds and a Southern boy......who could ask for more!

BuckyXTC