Fin Fang Foom shares his Hooboy dream with the class

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

I don't know why, but I feel compelled to share with the class the dream I had last night about Hooboy.........

 

I had a dream where I had to go drop a key off to a guy in town and when I got there I heard someone coming out refer to the guy as Hooboy. I played it cool and said nothing about hearing that. Hooboy was about 5'11" and built like the Michelin tire man, balding with red tufts of hair on the side like a Don Martin character from Mad Magazine, and stark naked.

 

He invited me to sit on the porch with him and his pet turtle, which was the size of Danny DeVito. The turtle, like a parrot, was able to say a few words. We chatted for a while and he told me to come with him to the theatre where he was rehearsing a new production of "Follies". I went and saw him perform with Liza Minelli. Afterwards, he joined me in the audience and a large naked man came and started dry humping Hooboy.

 

Then I left the theatre and that's all I saw of Hooboy.

 

There was more to the dream/nightmare, but those are the "highlights".

 

Is all of this a bizarre dream, or am I prescient?

 

Sleepily yours,

 

FFF

[Bilbo]

The size thing about Hoo might be prescient only in that many of us hope that he has and continues to have a lot of influence. The balding with tufts thing might mean you hope he has a long, happy life. In actuality, having met him once about a year ago, he is a fairly smallish man, with an air a lot like Adolfe Menjou, and, just like Adolfe, is quite a turnon if you are in the right mood, which would not be difficult to achieve with him. Alas, he seems to be into twinks almost exclusively.

[Guest DCescortBOY]

were you HIGH???

that is the funniest dream i have read about in quite some time.

[+ Lucky]

RE: Fin Fang Foom shares his Hooboy cream with the class

 

If I had to guess what dream Foom would have about Hooboy, it would be Hooboy spanking him and sending him to his room without an escort!

[Guest DickHo]

This is not about the dream but about today's Scott Matthew review:

 

"By the way, he also sucked me (and I sucked him)--it was quite hot to run my fingers through this hot star's hair and hold his head while he sucked me off."

 

FFF: did you write this? I laughed my head off!

[Guest cp8036]

That's a pretty interesting dream.

 

I think it has something to do with the French signage issue in Quebec, or your disdain for synthetic fabrics.

[Traveller]

>That's a pretty interesting dream.

>I think it has something to

>do with the French signage

>issue in Quebec, or your

>disdain for synthetic fabrics.

 

Definitely the latter. F cubed has been steaming ever since Levesque pushed Bill 101 through; and a disdain for synthetics...I don't think so. You obviously haven't seen the maroon and tan pleather couch and matching ottoman in his apt.

 

Later.

[Traveller]

Oops. That should've been the former. Damn, and I'm trying my best to hang onto those last two synapses.

 

Later.

[Guest DCescortBOY]

>Oops. That should've been the

>former. Damn, and I'm

>trying my best to hang

>onto those last two synapses.

>

>

>Later.

 

 

i actually fell out of the chair laughing at this one!

[Guest cp8036]

Trav,

 

Could it be we think alike... you noted the same messages in that dream. Me thinks we might even shop at the same sTores.