An Easy Defense

[Guest N]

Am I the only one who finds it curious that almost every negative review is defended with some variation on "he was dirty, smelled bad, etc."? Since the reviewer is not able to respond to the response the matter drops there.

 

Giving a negative review is not an easy thing, but I, for one, really appreciate the attempt to warn others away from the lousy escorts that are all too prevalent.

 

Just once I would like to have an escort respond that he "had an off night", "doesn't do 'that'", "considers that all he has to do is supply his body", "couldn't give a s--- less", or any other number of responses.

 

Saying someone is "dirty" is just too easy. I tend to disbelieve the escort that takes that way out.

 

And, yes, sometimes the client is dirty.....but not all the time.

 

N

[Guest WorldEscrt Sean]

N Sweetie, Never judge an Escort till you've walked a mile in his shoes. I don't think many of you grasp the full picture. Some of the clients that show up at our door are well uh quite frankly DISGUSTING! An example, about a year ago I received a call from a client asking if I took overweight clients. I replied sure as long and you're not obese. We set a date and time. The client showed up on time but to my horror when I opened the door there stood a 500 pound man. I have double French doors on my home, I literally had to open BOTH doors for this man to enter my house. I was very nice and offered him something to drink and chatted with him for a few mins and told him that I didn't think this was going to work and to have a nice weekend. The man left my home in tears. I felt really bad for him but he misrepresented himself. Also the percentage of bottom clients that don't know what douche means far outweighs the ones who do. I would very much like for most of you to be a fly on the wall for some of these encounters so you may get a better understanding of a day in the life of an Escort. Maybe just MAYBE you'll stop with the "I don't believe the Escort" response crap.

[Guest allansmith63]

You know, if we take these comments into the world of recreational (non-escort) sex... In the past, when I was on the prowl for a man, I made sure I was meticulously clean - teeth sparkling, etc. I found it amazing how many of the men out there needed to clean something - halitosis is a very common issue - or a guy drops his pants while you're kissing him and you realize he hasn't washed anything south of the border for about seventeen years, and you're three feet away from the source of the extremely funky aroma - I've seen guys who needed a shower and they're at the bathhouse, for pity sakes. Doesn't matter how horny I was, I just couldn't get started when I can't handle the smells.

 

So, why wouldn't we just accept poor personal hygiene as a reason for an escort not performing at his best?

 

My thoughts.

 

Allan

[Guest pickwick]

I think Anthony Holloway's response to a negative review from a client in today's Newest Reviews is one of the more original escort "rebuttals" I've seen: "If he thinks I'm such an asshole he should be glad I didn't show up for the appointment."

[+ deej]

Sean, sweetie, I have walked a mile in an escort's shoes. And I agree with you.

 

Cleanliness is absolutely necessary. I have a big dick so I expect it to be a little poopy when I pull it out. But chunks? EWWWW!

 

Bad breath? Altoids mints aren't THAT expensive and they market to gays aggressivlely. You should be able to find them.

 

I remember one nite when a guy with an absolutely fabulous ass asked me to rim him, and *I* ended up running to the bathroom for a gargle.

 

Cleanliness isn't that much to ask, and it's certainly not too much to expect. From either side.

[Guest N]

Hey Guys,

 

Nowhere did I say that being unclean was acceptable. I only said that it seems to be that a huge number of rebuttles give this as the reason for their less then professional behavior.

 

Is everybody who writes a negative review dirty?

 

Is every escort blameless for any negative review?

 

Or

 

Is it just easy to say "he was dirty" to excuse all negative reviews?

 

Just a thought.

 

N

[Bilbo]

With all of us sweating more in the Summer, and getting the seasonal lazies about all sorts of things, is it possible that this rash of uncleanliness is cyclical? Otherwise, yes, it might be difficult to explain why that seems to some to be nearly the only rebuttle used this month.

[+ Lucky]

It's a good thought too. Escorts get the last word, so I am skeptical when this is all they can come up with.

[Guest cp8036]

Sean,

 

Good point, but turn your point around -- " Never judge a client until you have walked a mile in his shoes". Someday you just might find yourself doing that Impossible to imagine, but it could happen

 

I cannot imagine what it would be like to be facing a client that is so dirty, or unpleasant. For your sake, hope this is not typical. What % are like that, or pleasant, or even enjoyable? Curious to see how often clients are bad/ok/hot.

[Guest cp8036]

One escort was a bad date, for a variety of reasons. (In fact he was the one that didn't learn about douching in Escort School). After his "thank you & hope to see you again soon" email, I sent a polite email to voice that I was less than pleased.

 

He replied that maybe was just an issue of "chemistry".

 

I always thought chemisty was an issue for dating and personal life, not for escort meetings.

 

Given that both are clean; respectful; and reasonable, I would have thought the session will go as requested and promised. Service and products should be delivered as advertised, even if it is acting. (I am clean, very respectful, quiet, decent shape, etc). Given the money (this case higher than most)that is given, he should be able to set aside issues of chemisty and genuine compatibility.

 

Chemisty is more of an issue with personal relations of a genuine nature.

[Guest WorldEscrt Sean]

I can honestly say that in my 10 years of doing this I have only turned away about 15 or so clients. 90% of my clients I get along great with. Then there's the 10% of assholes that I have to deal with but that's another story. I was just taken back by N over his inability to actually believe an Escort when he says in a rebuttal that the client wasn't clean. Several Escorts I know have revealed to me horror stories. And when someone starts something like this on a message board it can cast doubts on that Escort and therefore hurt his reputation and his business. You'd be amazed at the number of people who read this board that think that what's written here is the gospel truth.

[Guest jeffOH]

I have no problem asking a client to take a shower if their

body odor is overpowering. I always brush my teeth, gargle and

put an Altoid in my mouth before a client arrives. I will also

make a point to offer them one also. If there is a slight crotch

odor, I don't breathe in, that is if I continue to suck their

cock at all. Some guys,especially hairy or overweight men tend to

"funkify" faster in the crotch area...so it's nice if they shower

immediately prior to the session. If you expect to get fucked,

hose out that pussy. If it starts to get messy, that's usually

it for me!

 

Fortunately, I don't have to deal with such situations that often. Most clients are very clean or if they have just come from

work, they'll ask to take a shower.

 

I would say that the majority of the time an escort uses a

client's poor hygiene as an excuse for a negative review, it's

probably legit.

 

Jeff4hire@aol.com

 

P.S. Hey Michael, really enjoyed your performance in that Dink

Flamingo video!