Language clues to Self-Reviewers

[pierrot]

Today's review of Tommy Tam sounds suspiciously like it was written by him to me. I've been with Tommy who is a very cute little stud muffin -- short, compact with meaty muscles on his hunky little bod. I remember his English is heavily accented. And I notice in the review that the writer consistently makes mistakes in verb tenses that no native writer would make -- "I send" and "we start" when he means I sent and we started, and "he know" for he knows -- typical mistakes. So I wonder if Tommy wrote this himself. He also inflates his cock size from its real 6" to 8-9", but of course many reviewers do that anyway.

I'm not out to put Tommy down in particular, he's a hot guy and delivers in bed. In fact, I recommend him if you want a hot Asian stud muffin. I don't know that he wrote this, but it looks suspicious. We all suspect that a lot of escorts sometimes write their own reviews and language is just one possible indicator.

[jimmer]

Hey there,

 

You'd better watch what you say. Someone may think you actually listen and converse when you are supposed to just fuck.

 

Jimmer

[sman]

or be fucked:P

[Guest gentle guy]

Quibble quibble

 

Well, if you've seen Tommy, you know that he's certainly more than 6 inches when fully erect. He may not be 8 or 9, but he ain't 6, either! :+

[Bearman]

>Today's review of Tommy Tam sounds suspiciously like it was

>written by him to me. I've been with Tommy who is a very cute

>little stud muffin -- short, compact with meaty muscles on his

>hunky little bod. I remember his English is heavily accented.

>And I notice in the review that the writer consistently makes

>mistakes in verb tenses that no native writer would make -- "I

>send" and "we start" when he means I sent and we started, and

>"he know" for he knows -- typical mistakes. So I wonder if

>Tommy wrote this himself. He also inflates his cock size from

>its real 6" to 8-9", but of course many reviewers do that

>anyway.

>I'm not out to put Tommy down in particular, he's a hot guy

>and delivers in bed. In fact, I recommend him if you want a

>hot Asian stud muffin. I don't know that he wrote this, but it

>looks suspicious. We all suspect that a lot of escorts

>sometimes write their own reviews and language is just one

>possible indicator.

 

I've always found it funny his claim to be the "Best Asian Escort in the State"! Its between him and another dude??!! (LOL) Its not like there's a surplus of Asian guys and then that escort in the south like there is in San Francisco (Rice-Queen Heaven and Gay Asian Capitol Of The World)!

 

P.S. And I've never seen an Asian Guy that was particularly hung either. 6 1/2 to 7 is REALLY Huge for an Asian and very rare to find. Though there is a "new breed" of Phillipinos that are comming out quite large and handsome I might add, from girls that get knocked up by Arab men while working abroad in the Gulf States and Saudi Arabia. They are coming out larger and more attractive then the offspring of American Service Men stationed in Subic Bay in the 70's and 80's :7

[sman]

y'allah, long live the saudi's, father or sons that fuck the maids. hahaha

[pierrot]

RE: Quibble quibble

 

Yeah he was fully erect. Definitely not more than 6 or 6.5". Don't get used to the wild exaggerations that are given here. And the other poster is right, 6" is above average for an Asian guy. I've been with a number and never seen one bigger than about 6.5". Haven't tried Hot Muscle Boy Will who claims a bit more, but I suspect it's the usual overestimate.

[giovoni]

>rare to find. Though there is a "new breed" of Phillipinos

>that are comming out quite large and handsome I might add,

>from girls that get knocked up by Arab men while working

>abroad in the Gulf States and Saudi Arabia. They are coming

>out larger and more attractive then the offspring of American

>Service Men stationed in Subic Bay in the 70's and 80's :7

 

 

Wow a "new breed" that's wonderful.. what state fairs are they going to be popping up in first? I'd really love to find an exemplary example of this "new breed" and get one for myself. Does anyone know what types of body features are most indicative of the best of the best of this breed.. or better does anyone here judge the fittest of the fit where the new breeds are appearing.. I'd hate to get one and find later that he wasn't really suitable for propagating the line.

 

Gio in Denver

 

"I do not love the bright sword for it's sharpness, nor the arrow for it's swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend."

[+ Charlie]

It had never occurred to me before that perhaps I could just breed exactly the sort of escort I would like, although it would take a lot of time and patience. Oops! Didn't the Nazis try that already, and it flopped?

[Bearman]

>It had never occurred to me before that perhaps I could just

>breed exactly the sort of escort I would like, although it

>would take a lot of time and patience. Oops! Didn't the Nazis

>try that already, and it flopped?

 

 

You guys know what I mean. No need to become the "Nazi 'PC' Patrol" of the Forum :+ Gay men for some reason tend to be over sensitive and border on rediculous when it come to political correctness (LOL) No offence was ment to you Rice-Queens out there and the word "breed" is used all the time when refering to race since the human race is still constantly evolving. 'nough said :7