Yesterday's Reviews

[Luv2play]

Just some idle thoughts on a few of yesterday's reviews on Hooboy's site. Billy Davis from Orlando has submitted yet another "first time" review on himself in his own inimitable style. Like all his other "reviews", the action was HOT, the "clients" were well hung, and the sex went on all night. LOL

 

I was glad to see a review of Jean-Claude of New York, he IS the real thing! Have been with him three times and boy, does he deliver the goods!!! NB. his cock is more than a mouthful and I take my hat off to the reviewer, I couldn't sit down for a week after JC without thinking of him }(

 

My comment on Broady of Harrisburg is that he should get a new pic, the one he uses is just dreadful and his reviews are usually good. Oh well, just some idle thoughts on a slow day.

[woodlawn]

Billy Fake

 

The obvious fake reviews Billy keeps posting raise the question just how many fakes can an escort get away with on this site. Do you think we should start a pool?

[+ Lucky]

RE: Pool-Boy Billy

 

"Do you think we should start a pool?"

 

Woodie is proposing a pool party, so I suggest we all pick our favorite bikinis and join him for a dip!

[woodlawn]

RE: Pool-Boy Billy

 

> "Do you think we should start a pool?"

>

>Woodie is proposing a pool party, so I suggest we all pick our

>favorite bikinis and join him for a dip!

 

Lucky, why is it you always sound like someone who just arrived in a time machine from the 1970s? Do you still favor the "clone" look that was fashionable among gays back then as well as using the same jokes?

[+ Lucky]

RE: Cool-Boy Billy

 

Woodie, I am just hopeless.

[Guest fukamarine]

RE: Pool-Boy Billy

 

>Lucky, why is it you always sound like someone who just

>arrived in a time machine from the 1970s? Do you still favor

>the "clone" look that was fashionable among gays back then as

>well as using the same jokes?

 

And why do you think we are all interested in reading you opinion/take on EVERY fucking subject that is posted here. If your dick was 1/1,000,000 as big as your ego, you could be stud of the year!

 

fukamarine

[woodlawn]

RE: Cool-Boy Billy

 

>Woodie, I am just hopeless.

 

At least there's one thing on which we agree.

 

[woodlawn]

RE: Billy Fake

 

>And why do you think we are all interested in reading you

>opinion/take on EVERY fucking subject that is posted here.

 

I don't really give a shit what you're interested in, Thunderbuns. If you don't feel like reading the message board, why don't you go look at a map and see if you can figure out where Provincetown is. Shouldn't take you more than a week or two.

[+ Lucky]

RE: Billy Fake

 

Fortunately no one is being forced to read anything I post. Currently I am a shut-in and posting a lot. I plan to get a life in a year or two, so then what will you do? At least I only post under one name Mr. Thunderbun Marine

[CT Dick]

> Billy Davis from Orlando has submitted yet

>another "first time" review

 

In fact, he has 14 reviews. One claims to have submitted more than 5 reviews but with no names. The other 13 admit to being first timers. That's quite a record. Plus, I don't find his picture at all appealing. (Yes, to each his own.) http://www.male4malescorts.com/images/billyorlando07-08-02.jpg

 

 

>I couldn't sit down for

>a week after JC without thinking of him }(

 

Sounds like someone worth meeting.

 

 

>My comment on Broady of Harrisburg http://www.male4malescorts.com/images/broadyharrisburg.jpg

Yes, this is pretty poor. I can imagine that some client would get off on taking pix of him naked; I know I would. That is a hot looking kid.

 

Dick

[+ Hoover42]

Re: Billy Davis

 

Hmmm, Talk about a hairy back!

[Guest jeffOH]

>Hmmm, Talk about a hairy back!

 

I thought it was Cousin Itt from the Addams' family showing us his asshole.}(

http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/itt01.jpg

 

JEFF

jeff4men@hotmail.com

[VaHawk]

Yeah, verily the saddness of the fate of a star whose light has dimmed. Who would have thought the stars of our youth, Mr. Ed and Eddie Munster would have ended up escorting for $20/hr? }(

[Guest fukamarine]

RE: Billy Fake

 

>Fortunately no one is being forced to read anything I post.

>Currently I am a shut-in and posting a lot. I plan to get a

>life in a year or two, so then what will you do? At least I

>only post under one name Mr. Thunderbun Marine

 

Boring............. you shot your load over that a year ago. Try and find a new topic, you egocentric little queen!

 

 

fukamarine

[Guest]

RE: Billy Fake

 

>The obvious fake reviews Billy keeps posting raise the

>question just how many fakes can an escort get away with on

>this site. Do you think we should start a pool?

>

>

I think the all-time champ has to be David/Seattle with his 90 (almost) all first-time reviews.

[Guest DickHo]

>I was glad to see a review of Jean-Claude of New York, he IS

>the real thing! Have been with him three times and boy, does

>he deliver the goods!!! NB. his cock is more than a mouthful

>and I take my hat off to the reviewer, I couldn't sit down for

>a week after JC without thinking of him }(

 

But, let's be frank, he ain't no 39 years old. He is at least 50--I'm 52 and there's nothing wrong with that.

[Luv2play]

That's a valid comment. I met Jean-Claude years ago when he was living in Miami near Lincoln Road, which was being renovated at the time (almost ten years ago). I remember because he took me on a tour of the work in progress which I thought was very nice for an escort who had only charged me his one hour rate for a session that probably ran to about a half hour overtime (no clock-watcher he). The tour was on top of that!

 

As for his age, I judged him to be in his late thirties then so, yes, he's definitely pushing 50. Having not seen him since, I can't comment on how he has carried the years but back then he was modeling part-time (when South Beach had a corner on the modeling market) and he was very particular about his looks. As I appreciate mature men who look after their bodies, I would not have any problem with hiring him again if I had the opportunity (he's often in Europe and not available in NYC full-time).