Brunos Early departure : AGAIN or Maybe Cut and Run

[Candyman]

RE: Bruno's Early departure :

 

"its rare to find anyone that bottoms at the G"

 

Now there's a understatement. Let me know who and I'll send up fireworks in celebration

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Bruno's Early departure :

 

>it's rare to find anyone who "bottoms" at the G.

 

Who knew they even allowed fucking on the premises?

[axebahia]

RE: Bruno's Early departure :

 

>My time

>with Bruno, for just under an hour, was $200. That's the going

>rate at the G...

 

I almost missed this part. So let's see what we have here: a versatile escort who can't/won't bottom ostensibly due to a medical condition, who drops his 2 hour minimum requirment, is dancing at the gaiety and is going home early. Who out there would care to wager that it ain't his father's heart that is aching?

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

… BUT GODDAMNIT! why won't somebody answer a straight, honest, above board question from axe?????

 

It is not straight, honest or above board. He is on a vendetta as amply demonstrated over the last six months. He has seized on this issue as his mace for the moment. In post #23 above Mr. Bahia says:

 

"Initially, I found his marketing campaign here jarring."

 

That 'offended sensibility' formed the initial basis of his attacks in the beginning.

 

It has nothing to do with whether axe is interested in hiring him, what anyone thinks about BG or his "friends" or anything other than what this site is intended for, which is to provide an honest review/recommendation of escorts between clients!

 

 

This has been done -- see the reviews!!!

 

Reviewer: Mark15 (Marc Anthony) Date: 4/15/03

 

"The kid is as passionate and affectionate as they come. He is so versatile and so very accommodating. He knew exactly what I wanted to do... and that's what we did. He knew exactly what I would want him to say, and he said it. "

 

Marc’s self description: … Like cute twinky bottom boys who can carry on a conversation and have their act together. Bruno is not a twink, and it wasn't easy to carry on a conversation, but we had a fucking fantastic time! That says a lot!

 

Is this not clear enough? Mr Bahia says in post #23 above that those providing reviews are shading the truth:

 

" Now though I find that his "positive" reviews" and commmenmts here say much more about those posters. I think folks are engaging in a lot of self-censorship here."

 

Did you just miss the review or do you share this view as well? Mr. Bahia is not prepared to accept any answer that does not fit his agenda. Quoting again from post #23:

 

" I think some folks here are changing the standards of evaluation for this one escort, and for the life of me I don't understand why.

 

A closing remark: I did not target my posts in in this thread to Mr. Bahia, I know an obession-based agenda when I see it. Quoting from my post # 33:

 

"I have no illusion that your behavior will change. However, after watching the crap you have posted the last several months about Bruno I felt it time to voice an opinion to the community. And maybe some of the more sensible people around here will think twice before lending thoughtless support to your attacks on Bruno. Idle speculation about an escorts personal life bandied about to cast aspersions on his porfessional reputation is just that -- thoughtless. I doubt many would appreciate the same treatment in their own workplace."

[Guest BrunoGaucho]

RE: Bruno's Early departure :

 

:+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+

 

:9 :9 :9 :9 :9 :9

 

:P :P :P

 

Thank You...

[Guest BrunoGaucho]

RE: Bruno's Early departure :

 

Thank you cooper...

 

But I think that you dont need to explain about me for axebahia!!

 

Why not bottom is private...

 

I dont need to tell to everybody.. all the world...

 

I think that you wouldnt like to have someone talk like that about you...

 

What axebahia say about me doesnt hurt me....

 

Abracos...

 

 

 

BRUNO GAÚCHO

 

email: brunogaucho4u@yahoo.com

website: http://www.intensoprazer.hpg.com.br

[axebahia]

>"I have no illusion that your behavior will change.

....

>Idle speculation about

>an escorts personal life bandied about to cast aspersions on

>his porfessional reputation is just that -- thoughtless. I

>doubt many would appreciate the same treatment in their own

>workplace."

 

It won't, I promise, especially since I have been vindicated by Cooper's email. So much for the idele speculation hypothesis! Like I have said before, if you as a consumer do not think it is relevant to know that an escort who holds himself out as versatile will not or cannot in fact bottom because of a medical condition, then good luck to you. And if all these people posting here agree with you, I think it proves how inherently unreliable all the prior "positive" posts about Bruno have been. I won't go back over that history, but I parsed all of the supposedly subjectively positive emails and extracted things that I would objectively regard as positive. I have done the same here, and it looks like once again I was proven right. That must really irk you, huh?

[axebahia]

RE: Bruno's Early departure :

 

>Why not bottom is private...

>

>I dont need to tell to everybody.. all the world...

>

>I think that you wouldnt like to have someone talk like that

>about you...

 

Bruno darling, when you are an escort who clams to be versatile, what or why you do with or don't do with your ass is relevant information to your consumers. If you can't deal with that, choose a new profession. Imagine a bus driver saying to the passengers on board, I am blind but please don't tell anybody? You wouldn't like that very much, would you?

[trilingual]

RE: Bruno's Early departure :

 

Enough, already. Bruno has never said he isn't versatile. He just said he isn't bottoming right now for medical reasons. That could mean anything from having a hemorrhoid to having caught a case of the runs from some NY street food! He's told his clients he isn't bottoming right now, and I have no reason to believe he's charging anyone for something that was essential to their experience together that he can't currently deliver. Nobody who has actually been with Bruno has said that, so you're just leaping (as usual) to assumptions.

 

As for going home to Brazil, again it isn't any of your business why Bruno has decided to return home early. Dancing at the G doesn't seem to have anything to do with it. Bruno danced there the last time he was in the U.S. and was scheduled to do it again this trip, which he apparently has done. Evidently he enjoys doing it (Brazilians LIKE showing off their bodies, as anyone who's ever been here in real life learns the first moment they step off the plane!) And it isn't likely that Bruno would charge more for a "private" at the G than the going rate. I'm not aware that he's changed his pricing schedule for regular dates, but again, that's between Bruno and his clients, one of which, I point out yet again, you aren't and undoubtedly never will be.

 

So can we PLEASE end this particular boring thread? Because nothing new is being added here.

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

Mission Accomplished?... Vindication and Moving On

 

From Mr. Bahia's post #91:

 

>>"I have no illusion that your behavior will change.

>....

 

>

>It won't, I promise, especially since I have been vindicated

>by Cooper's email.

 

Well now, Mr. Bahia feels that he has been vindicated. If so then his mission should be accomplished and he should be ready to move on in life. Let's see how this evolves.

[axebahia]

RE: Bruno's Early departure :

 

>Enough, already. Bruno has never said he isn't versatile.

>He just said he isn't bottoming right now for medical reasons.

> That could mean anything from having a hemorrhoid to having

>caught a case of the runs from some NY street food! He's told

>his clients he isn't bottoming right now, and I have no reason

>to believe he's charging anyone for something that was

>essential to their experience together that he can't currently

>deliver.

 

This issue, Mr. Moderator is whether Bruno was telling his prospective clients about to whom he advertised as versatile that he would not be bottoming for them beforce they contracted to the $400 minimum fee. You say, he told his clients this? Can you show me where he says that on his web site? Can you show me anywhere where he or his "American Helper" and other hangers-on have said that on this site before now? Let's be serious if this were any other escort would so many folks be rising to his defense. If yes, if that is an indictment of their positive reviews. If no, why the special treatment for this deus ex Brazilia?