Fin Fang Foom And The Return Of Kristian/Houston

[Guest in yer face]

RE: One more thing........

 

I'm probalbe full of it here, but has anyone given any thought to Fin Fang Fooms screen name?

 

Fin-a shark, it comes from nowhere to attack

Fang-something with teeth, a dog perhaps

Foom-turn and run, no explanation

 

So, given this possiblility, I think that "Fin Fang Foom"s entire purpose is to attack without warning, and turn and run. Thats his personna, and thats what he does. Maybe we should just TOTALLY IGNORE him.

 

 

>FFF's response was expect. No credit to Kristian for posting,

>no

>apology, just more of the same negative deconstruction of

>someone else's comments. What a pathetic person. I agree with

>HooBoy now.

>I am embarassed to be a member of a Message Center that is so

>negative and destructive.

[Guest in yer face]

RE: One more thing........

 

I am full of it. Fi nFang Foom is a chinese dragon myth. Something that thaose mouth breathing ginks that played Dungeons and Dragons would have been into. It seems that FFF is just some dork that got his ass kicked in high school all the time. Now wonder hes such a pathetic, useless fuck.

[woodlawn]

RE: One more thing........

 

>It's

>also clear that Kristian made some mistakes in talking to the

>undercover agent.

 

If it's clear to you then maybe you could explain it to the rest of us. What mistake could he have made that would have resulted in his arrest -- did he say he was a member of Al Qaeda when he really meant to say the Mickey Mouse Club?

 

>I am embarassed to be a member of a Message Center that is so

>negative and destructive.

 

I really don't see what is so destructive about what FFF or others have said here. If this guy was arrested for child pornography or child prostitution then he has a criminal record that he will have to explain to every prospective employer and lender for a very long time to come. A few remarks on a message board that is read only by gay escorts and johns seems trivial by comparison.

[Guest alanm]

RE: One more thing........

 

I hired Kristian for an over night and spent about 15 hours with him, sure we were asleep for part of that time so some the 15 hours do not count. Also, 15 hours is not enough time to really know someone. But, I did learn a few things.

 

Kristian barely started escorting when he literally became an over night sensation (partly due to this site). Most people ease into escorting and get a chance to learn gradually. He did not have that chance and was sometimes taked advantage of by new clients who often flew him into foreign cities (one French client disappeared before Kristian had been fully paid). Given the number of calls and e-mails he was receiving (some days up to 100), Kristian was having trouble keeping up with the responses even with help from other other people. One reason everyone likes him so much is that Kristian is willing to talk about nearly every aspect of his live, even how difficult it is for a newcomer to make decision about possible client.

 

I do not know Kristian well enough to say that he is completely free

of blame in all this. One thing is clear to me: Why would he get

involved in the scam mentioned in the letter? He was making big bucks (and spending that money on things he always wanted for himself and family), enjoying time with Athan and trying to learn Escorting 101.

If on no other level, he did have the time to do what he's been accused of in the letter.

 

People like FFF et al. will surely deconstruction this message. But think about this: I believe that none of the negative comments have ever come from people who have meet Kristian. His reviews are excellent.

 

The assumption that everyone is taken in by his pretty face and big cock is an insult to me and all the other client who praise him. It assumes we are all idiots taken in by a smooth con artist.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

RE: One more thing........

 

>I do not know Kristian well enough to say that he is

>completely free

>of blame in all this. One thing is clear to me: Why would he

>get

>involved in the scam mentioned in the letter?

 

At the risk of appearing to deconstruct your confusing post, I'll make an observation: You say that one thing is "clear to (you)" and then proceed to ask a QUESTION. You DO realize those two things are in direct contradiction to each other, don't you? It would be like saying: "One thing is clear to me. Why does Donnie still live with his mother?", or, "One thing is clear to me. Why does Scott "Don't Touch My Hair" Matthews not want anyone to touch his hair?"

 

 

>He was making

>big bucks (and spending that money on things he always wanted

>for himself and family),

 

According to whom? Oh yeah. Sorry. I forgot. The guy you spent 15 hours with.

 

 

>enjoying time with Athan and trying

>to learn Escorting 101.

 

I've heard this course is offered at The New School.

 

 

>His reviews are excellent.

 

Members of the jury, I will remind you that his reviews are EXCELLENT.

 

 

>The assumption that everyone is taken in by his pretty face

>and big cock is an insult to me and all the other client who

>praise him. It assumes we are all idiots taken in by a smooth

>con artist.

 

Like Celeste Holm said in Cinderella: "It's possible."

 

Musically yours,

 

FFF

[phage]

RE: One more thing........

 

>sometimes taked advantage of

>by new clients who often flew him into foreign cities (one

>French client disappeared before Kristian had been fully

>paid).

 

Ah ha! I knew we’d get to the root of this problem. It’s the goddamn French who started all this. First Iraq and now Kristian. They are just determined to ruin our way of life!

[kjun]

RE: One more thing........

 

>

>I have no idea why FFF wants to talk about some hooker in

>Houston and no idea why so many other people got so upset

>about what seems like a run of the mill piece of gossip for

>that world. But at least FFF

 

If you can't see why then you are as sad a case as FFF.http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/dvv/po.gif

 

the Cajun

[Guest]

RE: One more thing........

 

>I hired Kristian for an over night and spent about 15 hours

>with him, sure we were asleep for part of that time so some

>the 15 hours do not count.

>Why would he

>get

>involved in the scam mentioned in the letter?

 

Putting aside the issue of whether or not the events took place as Kristian described them, he described in his post exactly why he would get involved in such a scam. He received two months of income without having to perform any services. That doesn't seem too tough to figure out.

Unless someone here has read and can cite the police report, the question as to whether or not the events took place as Kristian described them is purely a matter of opinion. I have seen no shred of evidence that these events either did or did not take place. I must say that something I found very wierd about Kristian's account was his statement that the cop hired him twice! I find it difficult to believe that a cop would be authorized to engage in sexual activity to make a bust (or, alternatively, that he hired Kristian to do nothing, and that this didn't arouse serious suspicions!).

What I've found the most disturbing about this string, however, is the way in which FFF is being bashed for voicing his opinion. It reminds me of those who criticize people who protest the war by calling the protestors "un-American" or "unpatriotic." If you disagree with him, fine. If you have reasons to form an opinion contrary to his, by all means post them. What's "un-American," however, is to tell people to shut up simply because they disagree with you.

[Donnie]

RE: One more thing........

 

>A few

>remarks on a message board that is read only by gay escorts

>and johns seems trivial by comparison.

 

But your neither escort nor client, woodlawn, so where the fuck do you fit in here, stupid?

[Traveller]

RE: One more thing........

 

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Christ. First we have Wal-Mart ads everywhere on this board and now they're coming in different colors. A new plague. Please note ladies that in between my favorite reality show, The Iraq War, FoxNews in broadcasting a new made-for-T.V. movie this weekend. It's called Mexican Mandingo Manhandled in U.S. Marshall Mix-up. It promises to give a long, hard look at the events described in this thread.

 

Later.

[woodlawn]

RE: One more thing........

 

>>A few

>>remarks on a message board that is read only by gay escorts

>>and johns seems trivial by comparison.

>

>But your neither escort nor client, woodlawn, so where the

>fuck do you fit in here, stupid?

 

 

Donnie, you never have and never will know anything about me, except that I share the general impression among posters here that you are a piece of shit.

[woodlawn]

RE: One more thing........

 

>If you can't see why then you are as sad a case as

>FFF.

 

No, as a matter of fact I can't see why people get so upset about such a minor matter, and I don't see anything in your post that sheds any light on it, just another of a long series of childish insults. If you have anything of substance to contribute to the discussion, let's hear it. If not, why don't you just shut the fuck up?

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

Over 2800 Views - what's the record?

 

Are we approaching a record? Do I get a prize for beginning this thread?

 

Expectantly yours,

 

FFF

[Guest Sports]

RE: Over 2800 Views - what's the record?

 

Ha,Ha,Ha...Your first place prize is an hour with Rick Monroe. Before you receive your prize, you must generously contribute to the Kristian Educational Fund. Second place prize (Most Congenial) goes to "In Yer Face." Congratulations "In"....your prize is an overnight with Rick Monroe. Enjoy!!!

[+ Lucky]

RE: Over 2800 Views - what's the record?

 

Booby prize is a face pic of Fin Fang Foom!

[LovesYng]

RE: Over 2800 Views - what's the record?

 

Yes PLEASE FFF face pic. Need a NEW face cover for my dart board:+

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Over 2800 Views - what's the record?

 

>Booby prize is a face pic of Fin Fang Foom!

 

Oh, great. I already have two of those. ;(

[VaHawk]

RE: Over 2800 Views - what's the record?

 

Well as someone who collects all those dolls and who lives in NYC, I'm surprised you haven't thought of this. Taking inspiration from Michael Jackson, take one of those pictures and find a voodoo shop in NYC and have a FFF voodoo doll made. Everytime he uses the word whore, stick a pin where it hurts!

 

Just my small contribution to help FFF win that prize for original author of the longest thread.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Over 2800 Views - what's the record?

 

>Everytime he uses the word whore, stick a pin where it hurts!

 

Why would I do that? I love & cherish the word "whore." I used it here long before he ever did. I'd much prefer someone to stick it to me when I use it.