Clean your rooms, boys!!

[buttnovice]

Generally I prefer or need an incall. Actually I enjoy meeting a guy on his own turf. They're usually more relaxed and it gives me some clues to their personalities. Visiting is more natural and can give the date a much different slant. BUT, I don't know what it is, but I've hit a run on guys who live like pigs. Even walked out on one in LA this weekend. I'm not talking about wonderfully decorated and tasteful alla Martha Stewart. Or should that be Christopher Lowell? Ewwwww, put the two of them together and maybe you could come up with one decent man. Anyway, filth is filth. Best place to start is the bathroom. I mean, you lift the seat to pee and the damn toilet has a beard. Any those damn cat shit boxes. They use this room to clean themselves? Makes you want to run the guy through a car wash first. The kitchen can be another revelation. "Can I get you a glass of water?" Please don't bother. Remember, I'm not talking clutter or mess. And I'm not some prissy old queen. The word is FILTH! Any others feel the same?

[CT Dick]

BN, I'm the opposite of you. I prefer calls at my place. After a rousing session, I love to kiss him good bye, do a quick clean up, and go to sleep.

 

That said, I have done a good number of visits to their places and don't remember ever finding anything less than a bathroom any mother would be proud of. :7

 

Dick

[OneFinger]

I haven't had this experience with an escort because I always do out calls. But I do remember one guy I picked up at a bar who got me drunk and took me to his home. The place was so filthy, including a very sick looking cat, that I ended up throwing up on him.

 

Maybe a few clients should try that approach (prior to having sex) and then walk out refusing to pay.

 

I'd never have sex under the conditions you describe. And, YES, I think the car wash idea also has merit.

[Matt_Vancouver]

>That said, I have done a good number of visits to their

>places and don't remember ever finding anything less than a

>bathroom any mother would be proud of. :7

 

Ok now I know you've been to my place, and if you think my mother would be proud of my bathroom... you don't know my mother: )

Matt(when you coming back??)

[Guest jbart39]

How about a bedroom in which the only object on the wall is a clock? I recently had an in-call at such a place. The sex matched the decor.

[Guest Dan]

Having to keep my room clean is the one thing that's keeping me from coming out of retirement! Actually, people just don't understand that my floor is actually a closet and my furniture pieces are de facto valets!

 

At least I'm personally clean. Doesn't that count for anything????

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

I am scrubbing the side of my stove and the back of my fridge as I wait for my personal start page on Earthlink to LOAD (and load and load)....

 

Kitty is very well groomed. Scrubbed, even.

 

Unlike Rick Munroe, I have no one to lick me clean every night, but I do bathe regularly, daily even....

 

I do not use my toilet so it is as spotless as the day I moved in.

[Traveller]

>I do not use my toilet so it is as spotless as the day I

>moved in.

 

Then I trust that you regularly hose out your colostomy bag. Do you color co-ordinate it with your shoes or your hat?

 

Later.

 

PS. There's less than 7 hours left to give Arun of Birmingham (6/3) a vote. Have a heart guys.

[ad rian]

>BN, I'm the opposite of you. I prefer calls at my place.

>After a rousing session, I love to kiss him good bye, do a

>quick clean up, and go to sleep.

 

I agree, and I would add that from what escorts tell me, they often go to hell holes when they do outcalls and so are pleasantly surprised when they get to my place. I think that puts them at ease, and adds to their performance! No anxieties.