Reports on Puerto Vallarta Visits

[Minneapolis]

So I’m in Puerto Vallarta right now. I spent the first week with some friends at an all inclusive. I was able to break away a couple nights first went  to Antropology.  There was a muscular dancer from Mexico City. I think Richard was his name. He has a small tweak friend who is From Colombia both were straight had fun with some couch dances and they offered me a private. I held off because it was too early in the trip went to wet dreams and stood at the bar by the shower and others have mentioned. This is a great spot you can tell other dancers that you’re only tipping shower dances. Make sure you bring enough 20s to tip others that you talk to for a couple of minutes. I didn’t have a private there but the dancers working pace went to club 69 much more muscular guys at this location. It was dead quiet I came. I was the only customer in the place. I didn’t stay long because it was awkward again beautiful man checked out. Be mine actually a lot of fun some really good looking dancers at this bar as well. 
 

What I’ve noticed is all the dancers I’ve spoken with, and the people giving massages too only offer to have you sucked their dick, but no one will reciprocate. No matter how much you offer.  Any guidance in this area would be appreciated.  You can PV me if you like. 

i’ve been a little under the weather the last few days so I can only stay out for a little bit. I hope to feel better by tonight since this is my last night in Puerto Vallarta this is a beautiful city with great food and beautiful men. I have some pesos to blow so I will report back tomorrow.

[Wickedsexy]

check out Vida la Vida and ask for Santiago 

[Minneapolis]

OK, much better night tonight. This is my last night in Puerto Vallarta and I’m feeling better than I was previously. I didn’t have high expectations for tonight, but I was pleasantly surprised of how great it was. I only went to one strip club tonight. That was wet dreams. somewhat quiet. There was a group that had done bottle service, and so some of the dancers were specifically for them. All the guys were hot and it was fun to watch the shower dances. Then I came across Jorge. He’s one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen— perfect bright, white smile, and a clone of Justin baldoni.  I gave the traditional tips for shower dance and he asked if I wanted to do a private I agreed and it was wonderful. I won’t go into great detail. He made my last night in Mexico special. 

[12is12]

I was in PV three nights: sun-tues, 1-3 feb. I speak internediate Spanish, which was helpful.

(Lest I fail in my choice of words, 
I'd like to clarify that my disappointing experience should not b misconstrued as criticizing the venues, the dancers or enthusiastic members here.)

I planned to attend 3 nights, but sunday night was so rainy (surprising also the locals), I decided to stay at hotel. 

 

Wet:
Per recs here, on Monday I headed there first. 22:30 was too early, so I returned at 23:10, and sat at the bar directly in front of a guy with an impressive dick taking a shower.

He was the first and last to shower. Two others followed him to dance dry, and that's it; no more dicks at my face.
On the left, a guy was pole-dancing to 3-4 patrons, and around 7 guys were sitting along the back focused on their cellulars.
Also, a relatively young overweight patron was sitting with a guy on each side, his hands on their knees, frozen and awkward. Two more at the bar, indifferent.

None of the guys appealed to me. Most were too big and muscled for me; the rest unattractive (I like them lean masculine).

I tipped each dancer 20 pesos (with a grope), and a nice guy who just chatted with me - 100.
Contrary to reports here, no one was pushy. Several came up to me, but immediatelly left when I said "no thank u".
Same scene repeated on Tuesday.

Also, on each night there was one dancer I tipped that I wanted to have him sit with me, but both hurried away before I could say something, not to b seen again... )-:

 

69:
On both nights it was livelier than Wet. I walked slowly around the empty stage, ordered a drink, and went up to the 2nd floor. Several guys came up to tempt me, but I said "thnk u, no; u r too big for me". They accepted it gracefully.

On the 2nd night, I at last saw some action. On the 2nd floor not far from me stood together two patrons-friends, each one jerking off a guy for like five minutes.

Later I was approached separately by two guys more-my-type. We chatted and made out a bit (free access to dicks), with me slipping a 100 pesos bill every 3-4 minutes. 

Intrstng to note: since the bill went directly into their undies to wrap their dick, they couldnt see the sum. 

One of them was actively rubbing my dick thru the pants, the other was less promiscuous.
When I made a half-gesture of bending down to suck, both backed away. 

Both tried to lure me to a private dance, but I explained I dont want to pay 2000 for looking at the watch all the time. They didnt argue.

B-mine:
It was the 3rd venue I walked into, and I was struck by how full of energy it was relative to the two others.
Howevet, a quick glance showed that again there were no guys my type. Since the music's volume was MUCH MUCH MUCH louder, I didn't even stick around for a drink.
On tuesday it was closed.

Bottom line:
At the Montreal clubs I found guys my type without prblms, including 3 private dances.
Maybe I could have found also in PV, had I attended during the weekend.

Anyway, if u r looking for big or musceled or chubby guys - u won't b disappointed.