My Thoughts about..............

[Guest samanthasmom]

I have read many reviews on male4malescorts. I have, like you guys have read tons of positive and negative reviews. I am in the service industry, but not escort, just a food service. I get complaints, I am a natural smartass and very quick to bounce on you if you do not pay attention to me, when I am trying to explain the menu.

 

But I have been in the service industry for over 15 years, and I make a ton of money for only 30 hours a week. I have, not that I trying to bragg, BUT I will, a home that is worth 120,000.00 and have very nice furniture, (nothing from sears) or wal-mart.

 

But I have worked hard and builted up a clientel to achieve this goal, and yes I do have a IRA and will soon retire when I reach 60 years old. YES, YES, YES,!!!! I am getting to my point.

 

I cannot judge what these male escorts do. They to are trying to make a living, and yes they will get some good reviews and bad. I do, because some people, meaning the customers just don't get it!!!! They think because they are paying for a meal, a blow job, or whatever they are NEVER WRONG!!! Well That is wrong, customers are wrong.

 

I have never hired a professional male escort, yeah I have picked up a trick or two on the main street where I live, and that too is a hit and miss. My main goal when I pick up a trick, is to get off. NOT to hear about their poor pityful childhood, or whatever, but to get off.

 

I think if I did hire a professional escort, I would have to set the main ground rule, NO TALKING. It is not that I don't give a shit, it is because I don't give a shit!!!!

 

I think that is where most clients miss the damn bus. They just don't get it. The escorts are here to just make that money. Because, yeah I know I am long winded, but I hit many subjects, just a few weeks ago, a high school friend, that we used to kick it a few times, called me up, I haven't seen in about 10 years, and was wondering if we could kick it again. I remember as a youth what a good time I had, so I said yeah, come by. When he pulled up in my driveway, and got out, I was so fucking shocked, fatass!!! My dreamboat tight-end football player turned into Dom Deluise!!!!!! I was frighten, cuz I knew my dick would not get hard for that!!!! and It didn't. He ask me would I fuck him like I did in high school, I told old bubba sorry my dick aint going to get in that fatass!!!!

 

Now I aint trying to be this cruel, better than you attitude, BUT I don't see how these male escorts in a million years get their dicks hard for some 5'7 300 pound sloppy joe eating ass.

I can't!!!

 

I can see where some of these guys who post a review hand out negative reviews after the guy they hired can't get their willie on hard looking at a fatass sissie!!!!! SORRY!! But I really not. I know I will get hate mail. But that is ok. I have listen to pissy ass sissies, who thing they have a little bit of funds, they can treat you like shit, because they are the customers and they are always right!!!!! but we know better than that.

[Guest JD]

Thank you for sharing your thoughts and insight. It's refreshing to find someone with such a clearly defined set a values and the ability to articulate their bias.

 

After reading posts like yours, I realize that importance of free speech and its ability to influence the uninformed masses (like myself).

 

JD

[+ nycman]

Is there a point in there somewhere?

 

Will someone please summarize for the group?

 

I'm still trying to figure out what owning a $120,000 home with no Sear's appliances has to do with a high school fuck buddy gone to pasture. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.

[Guest spendlove]

I have to believe that this thread is someone's idea of a joke. Someone whose sense of humor is very similar to John Leguizamo's.

[Guest jeffOH]

Totally meaningless piece of drivel from someone who is not an

escort and has never hired one. Who the fuck cares?

 

Jeff4hire@aol.com

[Guest cp8036]

I realize the need for genetic engineering.

[Guest cp8036]

Too bad he doesn't look like John Leguizamo... DAMMM.

 

With this poster's charm, sure most escorts will forgo the fee, just to have the chance to bathe in his warmth and wisdom.

 

A home worth $120,000... he must have the nicest trailer in the Trailer Park. Guess I am out of touch with national real estate values, but where do homes go for 120K? I live in SF, and can only afford to live a '83 Dodge Van setup on milk crates.

[MiamiLooker]

Agnes Morehead....I thought you were dead.

[Guest Kevin 2]

Could someone please translate that post to English that is understandable?

 

<A home worth $120,000... he must have the nicest trailer in the Trailer Park. Guess I am out of touch with national real estate values, but where do homes go for 120K? I live in SF, and can only afford to live a '83 Dodge Van setup on milk crates.>

CP...First let me say that was funny as hell! However for those of us that live in ten buck two (in other words NOT a major city but a smaller one) You can actually buy a fairly nice home for 120K! Honestly...where I live a 120K could buy you a NEW 3B2B home and if you bought an older home even a larger one.

PS...I live where things are cheap but so is the pay scale..LOL

[Guest samanthasmom]

>Agnes Morehead....I thought you were dead.

>

That is the best one yet!!! If anyone beleives anything in what I wrote, then you all are just plain NUTS! It is make beleive.

Click your heels three times.

[+ nycman]

Let this be a lesson to everyone.

 

Don't post here after you just washed down four Valiums with seven Martinis. The lead post is the kind of bizarre shit you write.

 

Class Dismissed!

[Guest DVS]

Oh this one was a gas! We went from not so cheap homes (120K yeah are you sure you can afford an escort) with no appliances from major retail outlets (which the author deems to be bad) to not giving a flying fuck about the escort who is a person with emotions, feelings, and a brain. To finally some fat fuck from your youth who made Free Willy go South.

 

Did I sum this up correctly? WHO CARES?..... Why are you posting about escorts if you pickup street hustlers? You see gentlemen this is the problem when people who shouldn't get Viagra do! They feel emancipated in their drunken state.

 

Boy this is a turn for me but this post made me laugh and I was feeling sarcastic. Please no hate mail just send me an escort so I can keep his mouth shut. }> Oh I am just kidding by the way!

[Guest WetDream]

My guess that the poster is a nom de plume for DCescortBOY; maybe trying to show what really sloppy thinking, spelling and organization can be like. (Imagine a "smile" here, I can never get those little yellow faces to work.) If I guessed right, DC, please no more punishment.

[Guest JT]

>Oh this one was a gas!

>We went from not so

>cheap homes (120K yeah are

>you sure you can afford

>an escort) with no appliances

>from major retail outlets (which

>the author deems to be

>bad) to not giving a

>flying fuck about the escort

>who is a person with

>emotions, feelings, and a brain.

>To finally some fat fuck

>from your youth who made

>Free Willy go South.

>

>Did I sum this up correctly?

 

 

Best precis of the year! Grade: A+

 

 

JT, AET (Acting English Teacher),

PhD (Phoney Doctorate) in English Literature }>

[Bilbo]

Dear Wet,

The trick to the smiley faces seems to be to remember to include the nose. ;-)

[Guest WetDream]

Thanks for the tip, Bilbo. How are rehearsals going?

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

HUH!

 

Go away for three days and the whole damn place goes wacky.

 

Making People Smile In San Diego

Michael Johnson

http://www.geocities.com/michaeljohnsonxxx/index.htm

[Guest ChicagoCorey]

>HUH!

>

>Go away for three days and

>the whole damn place goes

>wacky.

>

 

Gone wacky? What state was it in before you left? It's been whacked-out since I started coming here.

 

 

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[Will]

But that's what so great about it!

[Traveller]

>live in ten buck two

>(in other words NOT a

>major city but a smaller

>one)

 

Resist. You must resist the impulse. Stop. Stop right now.

 

All right. I'm better now.

 

Later.

 

PS. By the way Kevin 2, how's the weather in Mali?

[Guest WetDream]

It's just a bunch of us guys wacky-ing off.