dale/masterpieceten in new york

[+ bigjoey]

while seeing what was new in http://www.malenation.com, under new york i discovered "dale". his aol screen name is masterpieceten@aol.com and if you bring up his profile it will lead you to pictures! he is a 36 year old blond, blue eyed, muscular guy with a great endowment (attention all size queens). however, i was saddened to see that there are no reviews of him here and i do not like hiring without some type of review (even the phoney ones give some insight as to what to expect). so, any of you new york guys who have engaged dale, please share your experience.

 

still waiting for word about nicholas at maximun escorts. thanks for any help on these two guys.

[Guest ClassActMT]

Hi, I am a fellow NYC big dicked escort, and I can tell you from my perspective that Dale is great. I was with a regular client who was obsessed with guys with big dicks, and we had gone through most of the escorts listed in the magazines and on the web, when I remembered Dale from meeting him off duty. Although it was rather late, I called him and he was very sweet and agreed to come over right away, He was there within 20 minutes from across town, with a smile on his face, and his big 10" dick at full mast. There were four really hung escorts there, which may have intimidated many guys, but Dale was ready to go and had no issues. Be aware that he advertises as a masseur, but that in certain situations, he is willing to do more. He is very well spoken and educated, and can hold his own in any conversation. I hope this gives you a little more perspective.

 

-Nick

classactmt@aol.com

http://www.classactmt.com

[+ bigjoey]

dear nick,

thanks for the reply; dale sounds good. i checked "malenation" again and he is listed as an escort and not in the massage section. also, his ALO profile only mentions massage in passing. i'll be giving him a call on my next trip to the big apple.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

Before you size queens get in a swivet, remember that this guy is 5'8" (and in reality, probably shorter) which makes his cock look MUCH bigger than it actually is. I would hope that no one here would believe that his cock is actually 10" long. Keep in mind that Chad Hunt's cock is 9" (I've measured it) and that thing is freaky huge. Dale appears to have a really nice one, but it aint no way ten inches long.

 

Frankly, I'm tired of these queens, who have big cocks, gilding their lilies.

 

Informatively yours,

 

FFF

[Guest george]

FFF:

 

You are so right! I have also measured more than my share of horsehung men and have seen only one true 11 incher, and many, many extremely big guys who claim to be 9" or 10" but when asked outright after the deed or have measured, they are usually just short of 9", and let me tell you, they are enormous visually.

 

My point is that 8 1/2" or almost 9" is about as big as they come, and it's plenty!

[Guest WetDream]

FFF & George: I'm impressed! I don't think I would ever have the guts to pull out the ruler and actually check an escort's stats. I do have a fairly accurate "oral" ruler, and find it rare that they measure up, so to speak. As long as it is hard and not puny I'm usually satisfied. Maybe they just think that 9" is relative rather than absolute...like "I'll meet you at 7:00" and they show up at 7:15.

 

P.S. Haven't heard from you in a while Mr. Foom. Welcome back.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>FFF & George: I'm impressed!

> I don't think I

>would ever have the guts

>to pull out the ruler

>and actually check an escort's

>stats.

 

Only do it with guys who have big ones. They love the attention and showing it off. Additionally, I love the look on their faces when their cocks turn out ot be 7.25" instead of 8" and the sputtering that ensues afterwards about how it gets even bigger when they're "really turned on", blah blah blah. However, don't do it to guys with 6" who say they have 8". Unless, they're nasty pricks and you want to slap them down. Then it's fun.

 

A few months ago, I was at the baths and this hot latin kid comes into my room and drops his towel to show me a normal cock but then proceeds to brag about how it gets to be 10" long. I said "Really? Well, I've got a tape measure with me. Get workin' on that thing and let's find out." He looks a little disoriented and said, "Cool. Let's take a break and do it later." Uh huh. Let's do it later, liar.

 

With Chad Hunt, he says his cock is 10" (which it's not) but I think that's because of all the non-nine inchers out there he has to contend with.

 

Then there's Scott "Don't Touch My Hair!" Matthews. He's got a really fat one but it aint nearly as long as he claims it is. He's one you don't want to measure because he's got major issues about his cock size and he'll turn nasty on you when it doesn't measure up to his claims. Trust me on this one.

 

 

>P.S. Haven't heard from you

>in a while Mr. Foom.

> Welcome back.

 

Thanks. I've been out and about causing trouble. Let me take this moment to thank those of you who sent emails, letters, faxes, telegrams, flowers, fruit baskets, and strip-o-grams during my absence. I was touched.

 

Gratefully yours,

 

FFF

[Guest WetDream]

Remember that old joke: Why are women so bad at math? Because all their lives they've been told that this (hold up fingers about 4" apart) is six inches.

[+ bigjoey]

dale seems nice from his description and nick's remarks. if he only turns out to be 9" i guess i'll just have to make do. there are worse things in life than by finding a 10" guy an inch short (which he may not be).

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>dale seems nice from his description

>and nick's remarks. if he

>only turns out to be

>9" i guess i'll just

>have to make do.

 

If I were a betting man, I'd place a bet on a very respectable 7.5".

 

Speculatively yours,

 

FFF

[Traveller]

>If I were a betting man,

>I'd place a bet on

>a very respectable 7.5".

>

 

A man after my own heart.

 

Later.

[+ nycman]

>Then there's Scott "Don't Touch My Hair!" Matthews....

 

ROTFL

 

God, I've missed you FFF...Welcome back!