Lifetime statistics

[viewing ownly]

In the DMV today, I had worlds of time to kill, so I thought it would be a fun time passer to list everyone I'd ever seen in my decade plus of hiring, and break down the percentages of how many did fun things with me.

Somebody else listed an annual report of their financial success as a provider, which many of us found to be interesting, showing slow times and busy times, as well as a % breakdown of their finances. Not surprising, their top tier clients made up a sizable percentage of their intake. 

We'll start with the fewest, and go from there. An important disclaimer : When I was a novice to doing this, I was a skeleton physique, which I very much no longer am. As the time has progressed as well as my fitness level, my experiences have improved dramatically. I'd be curious if these percentages are in the ballpark of other men, if they thought it out and divulged these tidbits.

Of all the men I've been with, 6% of them had no sensuality, and strictly massaged me. 6% is the percentage I also came up with of providers who I topped. Now this is debatable with some that when you're taken for a ride, you're not really topping, but I'm of the belief if my cock is entirely in their ass, they're bottoming. 

15% of my hires have topped me, all of them with me on my tummy and them on me and in me. 18% of my hires have rimmed my ass. This must be a personal health reason and not a matter of my cleanliness for this to be as low as it is, since I do induce nice erections from most of the men who like what they're seeing with their eyes and feeling with their hands, and spend a good time on it. 27% of my hires have received a rim job from me. This is my absolute favorite thing to do, and have had a few tell me had they known, they would've prepared for it.

Now for the two things with the highest percentages, blow jobs. I'm not at all a size queen, but it is quite fun to take a really thick long one down to the base, and see them pitch their head back in euphoria. I've been able to do this with 39% of my hires, while 51% of my hires have taken my short thick-y down their throat (or really, in their mouth - I'm even smaller than most butt plugs, so it's not a gag reflex threat). I love doing sixty-nine, but don't have a percentage breakdown for that - my name finally got called at the DMV after almost 3 hours!

[Nightowl]

Interesting report.  Can’t say I’ve been as diligent about my own statistics other than that about 40% have sucked me and I’ve sucked back, 40% have topped me, 20% have bottomed, and 10% have rimmed me or vice versa. I think I need to work a bit to achieve your level of success in some fields of activity!

[CuriousByNature]

Still 0% across the board for me - lol

[+ Lucky]

@viewing ownly Can you not make an appointment at the DMV so you will not be there so long?

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

4 minutes ago, Lucky said:

@viewing ownly Can you not make an appointment at the DMV so you will not be there so long?

I was waiting for someone to take this opportunity....  Bravo sir.

[maninsoma]

With the exception of the first few guys I hired, I have photos of everyone on my hard drive since my hiring began in earnest after the internet began to be used for this.  It would therefore be easy for me to count the number of men I've hired, and my memory is still decent enough that I could probably count whom I did what with.  I cannot imagine doing this in line at the DMV, though, since there's no way I could remember all of these details on the 100+ men I've been with without looking at their photos to remind me.

[viewing ownly]

14 minutes ago, Lucky said:

@viewing ownly Can you not make an appointment at the DMV so you will not be there so long?

Not to veer off the subject and turn in into a DMV thread that would be as long as my wait, the answer is no. In bold lettering, even if you want to schedule an appointment for a future visit, you must wait your proper turn.

I liked the DMV before now, due to an understandably valid lawsuit brought upon the DMV for denying service to those outside of the service area, which meant walking in and out in moments for locals. Now, people in droves drive down from over-crowded DMVs in the city to......wait just as long, plus their lengthy commute!

On a side note, I'm looking forward to the upcoming "DMV" sitcom, that's really a thing. It looks really stupid from the commercials, and I like stupid. 

[viewing ownly]

Just now, maninsoma said:

With the exception of the first few guys I hired, I have photos of everyone on my hard drive since my hiring began in earnest after the internet began to be used for this.  It would therefore be easy for me to count the number of men I've hired, and my memory is still decent enough that I could probably count whom I did what with.  I cannot imagine doing this in line at the DMV, though, since there's no way I could remember all of these details on the 100+ men I've been with without looking at their photos to remind me.

This makes it seem as though you were hiring before photography was a thing. 🤣

[viewing ownly]

Just now, viewing ownly said:

This makes it seem as though you were hiring before photography was a thing. 🤣

If they were nice enough guys, I'm sure they wouldn't mind hanging around for a still painting. I am kidding / just having fun with you, please understand. 

[+ Pensant]

I occasionally try to count the number of providers, but for me it’s a daunting task. I’m also one of the odd clients who doesn’t particularly enjoy being rimmed or sucked, preferring to administer those rites myself, much to the delight of my “guests”!

[viewing ownly]

3 minutes ago, Pensant said:

I occasionally try to count the number of providers, but for me it’s a daunting task. I’m also one of the odd clients who doesn’t particularly enjoy being rimmed or sucked, preferring to administer those rites myself, much to the delight of my “guests”!

Stop in to a DMV and get to work! 😀

[maninsoma]

3 hours ago, viewing ownly said:

This makes it seem as though you were hiring before photography was a thing. 🤣

Fortunately I'm not that old.  In the 1990s I did hire some guys who ran ads in the back of the Bay Area Reporter, some of whom had no photos in their ads.  One guy I hired from the B.A.R. had a photo which I scanned so I'd have a permanent record, but he later started advertising on Craigslist so I grabbed screen shots of his photos from his online ad as well which looked much better than my scan of the black and white photo on newsprint.  Now that I've perused a sampling of my photos, though, I have to correct myself:  I definitely don't remember many details of the encounters of most of the guys I hired only once.  Unless something sticks out in my mind (i.e., my experience was either particularly bad or particularly good) I don't remember anything.  

I also just remembered that I've hired a number of guys on trips to Mexico and, with one exception, I don't have photos of any of them.  (The one guy I have photos of was on Anthropology's website for a while as a man of the month, so I have multiple photographs of him.  It's funny because those photos prove that taking a good photo isn't easy.  That guy was definitely one of the hottest guys I've ever been with, but I'm not sure I could convince anyone else of that based on the photos Anthropology posted.)

Edited June 17 by maninsoma