HeyYoureThatGuy, new in DC

[Wanderoz]

Most unusual new guy just popped up in DC.  Anybody have experience or recognize him from somewhere else?

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[Hyattsville]

Definitely "not a masseur" vibes... more "I gotta pay the rent" vibes. 

[Wanderoz]

He's rewritten his ad and quotes a pay what you want rate. Suggests $100 to $300 per hour.

[Kuppusami]

Tried to book,  but he was cagey with his availability. So no luck. 

[+ LS299B]

Things that make you go "Hmmmmmmm" . . .  When your locked photos are pictures of your massage table /massage room and Tarot cards. 

[DunwoodyGuy]

I dunno. There are worse things in life than a pay-as-you-wish Tarot-card reading and HJ.

[Nightowl]

24 minutes ago, DunwoodyGuy said:

I dunno. There are worse things in life than a pay-as-you-wish Tarot-card reading and HJ.

If the “hand” card comes up during your reading you’re in luck.

[Wanderoz]

He's been on an extended hiatus for weeks now.  Ad notes that he's taking time off to recharge.  Oddly he's been recharging for longer than he's been advertising as available.  Don't know what the story is.  He may be working two jobs or studying and working.  So he may just be overwhelmed.

[Wanderoz]

And his ad is gone!

[DFdub]

Actually sad to see his ad gone. Had a few great sessions with him. Definite new agey ness to it, but a great massage and a very sensual/erotic experience - as long as you're not the type that thinks erotic only means deli service during a massage. He has rules, but if you respect them, a great time. Mainly - mutual touch allowed except for his equipment, and his underwear stays on the whole first appt (but only first appt). We clicked really well, and neither of those was a barrier to a great time.

Highly recommend if he pops back up though. 

[Wanderoz]

He has popped up again.  Now in Dallas.

[Tony Napoli]

On 5/14/2025 at 3:48 PM, DFdub said:

Actually sad to see his ad gone. Had a few great sessions with him. Definite new agey ness to it, but a great massage and a very sensual/erotic experience - as long as you're not the type that thinks erotic only means deli service during a massage. He has rules, but if you respect them, a great time. Mainly - mutual touch allowed except for his equipment, and his underwear stays on the whole first appt (but only first appt). We clicked really well, and neither of those was a barrier to a great time.

Highly recommend if he pops back up though. 

Did you think/feel the massage itself was solid and worth the investment? @DFdub? Thanks for your insight and feedback. I track with the vibe of the rest, but curious about the skill level of the massage itself. Appreciate you!