Is there a Big Apple in LaLa Land?

[Will]

Several months ago Traveler expressed his distaste for greased-up, steroid-pumped, overmuscled Ken Dolls and I share his aesthetic. Doing my M4M homework before going to Los Angeles for a few days, it appears that very few middle-aged, portly, professional men have written reviews. Most seem to have been authored by men in their 30s and 40s, some of whom claim to be VGL, ex-models, actors, or other members of the Gay Royal Family. The impression I get from these reviews is that every escort in Southern California spends fifteen hours a week in the gym and the rest of the time on the beach. Like whole milk, none of them seems to have over 3% bodyfat; they all seem to shave -- everywhere -- every day; and none of them smiles.

 

What I would like to know is this: are there escorts in LA who have more or less normal/natural bodies, who let their hair grow as and where it may, and who are well-educated, intelligent, conversational, and funny? In other words, are there any escorts in LA who are as much fun and as naturally sexy as Gino Mancuso and Rick Munroe in New York? Or does a combination of polluted air and casting directors drive everybody into a frenzy of body-sculpting and affect-lowering?

[Guest Monopolizer]

My impression is that Rod Hagen goes to great lengths to relate to the person he is with, is funny and handsome and super sharp. When I met with him he didn't seem overpumped at all; he looked natural with perfect muscular proportion. And those eyes are stunning...

Anyway, even though he is smooth, I think most people would have a great time with him. He is a super-nice man and quite sexy.

 

Umm, I think I just talked myself into calling him.

 

Mono

[ted]

Mark, agr8tbod@aol.com while he works as a personal trainer, is not a "steroidal Ken doll". He is older, so if 20 something is a requisite go elsewhere, quite conversational on many topics, friendly, and gave me a good time. I'm over 50 and while I work out, will never be mistaken for a gym rat or a BB.

[Matt_Vancouver]

Brett Silvers....naturally good body, nicely hairy chest, huge rock hard cock... what more could a man want.

matt(hi ho silvers)

http://go.to/mattsplace

matt_escort@yahoo.com

[NY Observer]

I'd second Matt's nomination of Brett Silvers, I had a great time with him, I think you would too, check out his reviews, they speak for themselves.

[Rick Munroe]

Make that 3...I've had my eye on Brett Silvers for a while (and his reviews seem to totally fit the bill for Will)

[Matt_Vancouver]

Get yur eyes off ma boy: )

Brett is a hottie, and man can he fuck!! woohoo.

matt

http://go.to/mattsplace

matt_escort@yahoo.com

[Bilbo]

Please post a page address for this wonder, if he has one. I'd love to see who y'all are talking about.

[Matt_Vancouver]

http://www.boyzusa.com under california(LA)

also on this site under LA

matt(should become an agent: )(Madamn Matty)

http://go.to/mattsplace

matt_escort@yahoo.com

[Guest Blink]

Try Scott Randsome or Sct Sloan if you really want to get screwed.