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On 12/28/2023 at 8:55 AM, tchm said:

He does not list Therapeutic under massage type offered so I’m guessing it will be just a semi escort experience.

I texted him asking, because I got the same impression. I got the following message, I do not offer s*x Only happy endings via hand job Sorry mate. I'd say his profile is conveying the wrong message, but that said, maybe he'll rethink his position once he gets more career 'opportunities.'

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I tried him out. Massage was fine/good. He’s a good looking guy, and fairly new in town. He was nude and he has a nice “muscle boy” body. Not 5’10” - more like 5’8” and more “puffed up” looking than in his ad photos. Endowment is strictly average. $300 for 90 minutes at my place. But he talked so much about how everyone in town thinks he’s so handsome and sexy, and his sexual history (first time fucked, old boyfriend(s), has slept with all the “hot” guys in West Hollywood) that by the time I turned over he just seemed uninteresting. TMI. It’s very easy for me to get aroused, but his attempt at giving me a hand job HE was so perfunctory that it left me literally limp. I took over and finished it off. Can’t say I’d call him again. 

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39 minutes ago, MassageConneisseur said:

I tried him out. Massage was fine/good. He’s a good looking guy, and fairly new in town. He was nude and he has a nice “muscle boy” body. Not 5’10” - more like 5’8” and more “puffed up” looking than in his ad photos. Endowment is strictly average. $300 for 90 minutes at my place. But he talked so much about how everyone in town thinks he’s so handsome and sexy, and his sexual history (first time fucked, old boyfriend(s), has slept with all the “hot” guys in West Hollywood) that by the time I turned over he just seemed uninteresting. TMI. It’s very easy for me to get aroused, but his attempt at giving me a hand job HE was so perfunctory that it left me literally limp. I took over and finished it off. Can’t say I’d call him again. 

Oh wow . Def he is off my list now. Thanks for sharing 

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I kind of had a similar experience to Masseurconneisseur.  He’s definitely very chatty but I tend to chat too with anyone I find interesting.  I don’t think that he was as attractive as his photos.  He wasn’t so conceited when we chatted but he was really really focused on talking about his crush with me.  It was odd and funny.  Happy ending didn’t happen because he’s not very good with an uncut penis…. He’s also was a clock watcher so when nothing was happening he was kind of like, you need to hurry up and finish because time is almost up and that pretty much ended things. 

 

I would not recommend unless you’re looking for a somewhat comedic average massage.  And if you want the comedy you need to ask him about his crush (whom I’ve met and he has a totally different version of how they first met)

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1 hour ago, MassageConneisseur said:

I tried him out. Massage was fine/good. He’s a good looking guy, and fairly new in town. He was nude and he has a nice “muscle boy” body. Not 5’10” - more like 5’8” and more “puffed up” looking than in his ad photos. Endowment is strictly average. $300 for 90 minutes at my place. But he talked so much about how everyone in town thinks he’s so handsome and sexy, and his sexual history (first time fucked, old boyfriend(s), has slept with all the “hot” guys in West Hollywood) that by the time I turned over he just seemed uninteresting. TMI. It’s very easy for me to get aroused, but his attempt at giving me a hand job HE was so perfunctory that it left me literally limp. I took over and finished it off. Can’t say I’d call him again. 

Agreed all that is way TMI

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