SouthernManHands in LA

[takkt1]

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A new one as far as I can tell.  Any intel?

 

[takkt1]

Holy shit did he forget a decimal point?

[Wanderoz]

1 minute ago, takkt1 said:

Holy shit did he forget a decimal point?

Yep. 

[+ dctraveler]

He writes, "Naked/Happy Ending plus 50.00" which makes his total 60 min rate $225. Let's see if whoever takes the plunge says he's worth that amount! 

[Harryinny]

Sexy good looking man!!!!! 

[FLJock]

Wow! 
Who is going to be the first?  

[lelandgoes]

bump

[bobnyc]

He’s on my list but the way he kind of priced each thing is a turnoff for me.  Hope that when I do see him, it will be a pleasant surprise

[FLJock]

14 minutes ago, bobnyc said:

He’s on my list but the way he kind of priced each thing is a turnoff for me.  Hope that when I do see him, it will be a pleasant surprise

What are the prices? 

[bobnyc]

He has different price points for shirtless, undies, naked.  He didn’t volunteer them and I just asked for naked and it’s 250 for 60min.

[BuzzLiteQueer]

Anyone know if he has an escort ad?  He's sexy AF, IMHO.

[tchm]

He does not list Therapeutic under massage type offered so I’m guessing it will be just a semi escort experience.

[lelandgoes]

On 12/28/2023 at 8:55 AM, tchm said:

He does not list Therapeutic under massage type offered so I’m guessing it will be just a semi escort experience.

I texted him asking, because I got the same impression. I got the following message, I do not offer s*x Only happy endings via hand job Sorry mate. I'd say his profile is conveying the wrong message, but that said, maybe he'll rethink his position once he gets more career 'opportunities.'

[tennisjock]

Fcuk to me he is sex on a stick!!

holy merde !! I will def be planning on trying him out after next week. 

[RJW]

any feedback on this tennis jock?

[tennisjock]

Not yet 

[MassageConneisseur]

I tried him out. Massage was fine/good. He’s a good looking guy, and fairly new in town. He was nude and he has a nice “muscle boy” body. Not 5’10” - more like 5’8” and more “puffed up” looking than in his ad photos. Endowment is strictly average. $300 for 90 minutes at my place. But he talked so much about how everyone in town thinks he’s so handsome and sexy, and his sexual history (first time fucked, old boyfriend(s), has slept with all the “hot” guys in West Hollywood) that by the time I turned over he just seemed uninteresting. TMI. It’s very easy for me to get aroused, but his attempt at giving me a hand job HE was so perfunctory that it left me literally limp. I took over and finished it off. Can’t say I’d call him again. 

Edited March 18, 2024 by MassageConneisseur
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[Pd1_jap]

I'd love to see him as an escort. Anyone know if offers those services?

[tennisjock]

39 minutes ago, MassageConneisseur said:

I tried him out. Massage was fine/good. He’s a good looking guy, and fairly new in town. He was nude and he has a nice “muscle boy” body. Not 5’10” - more like 5’8” and more “puffed up” looking than in his ad photos. Endowment is strictly average. $300 for 90 minutes at my place. But he talked so much about how everyone in town thinks he’s so handsome and sexy, and his sexual history (first time fucked, old boyfriend(s), has slept with all the “hot” guys in West Hollywood) that by the time I turned over he just seemed uninteresting. TMI. It’s very easy for me to get aroused, but his attempt at giving me a hand job HE was so perfunctory that it left me literally limp. I took over and finished it off. Can’t say I’d call him again. 

Oh wow . Def he is off my list now. Thanks for sharing 

[bobnyc]

I kind of had a similar experience to Masseurconneisseur.  He’s definitely very chatty but I tend to chat too with anyone I find interesting.  I don’t think that he was as attractive as his photos.  He wasn’t so conceited when we chatted but he was really really focused on talking about his crush with me.  It was odd and funny.  Happy ending didn’t happen because he’s not very good with an uncut penis…. He’s also was a clock watcher so when nothing was happening he was kind of like, you need to hurry up and finish because time is almost up and that pretty much ended things. 

 

I would not recommend unless you’re looking for a somewhat comedic average massage.  And if you want the comedy you need to ask him about his crush (whom I’ve met and he has a totally different version of how they first met)

[+ dctraveler]

1 hour ago, MassageConneisseur said:

I tried him out. Massage was fine/good. He’s a good looking guy, and fairly new in town. He was nude and he has a nice “muscle boy” body. Not 5’10” - more like 5’8” and more “puffed up” looking than in his ad photos. Endowment is strictly average. $300 for 90 minutes at my place. But he talked so much about how everyone in town thinks he’s so handsome and sexy, and his sexual history (first time fucked, old boyfriend(s), has slept with all the “hot” guys in West Hollywood) that by the time I turned over he just seemed uninteresting. TMI. It’s very easy for me to get aroused, but his attempt at giving me a hand job HE was so perfunctory that it left me literally limp. I took over and finished it off. Can’t say I’d call him again. 

Agreed all that is way TMI

[TakeOneForTheTeam]

Ever since the last comment was made it is almost 1 year later and I'm happy to tell you I will be meeting this fabulous gentleman in Los Angeles tomorrow afternoon. I hope he remains fabulous as I think he is. His communication was quick and offer great information and he even sent me a picture at my request. I said honey do you know how many of these men in Hollywood or 80 years old and using pictures from when they were 30. He sent me a picture and I got excited.  Now you know y'all I'll be on here tomorrow telling you all about it. Keep  your balls crossed that I  have a good report.

[TakeOneForTheTeam]

On 12/27/2023 at 10:23 PM, bobnyc said:

He’s on my list but the way he kind of priced each thing is a turnoff for me.  Hope that when I do see him, it will be a pleasant surprise

I understand what you're saying and to be honest with you I was a little confused with what he was telling me when we were initially making contact with each other it wasn't worded well when he was emailing me $50 for mutual touch and then $50 for he but that was misunderstood because of 50 was for all of that but yes then his massage is actually 225 however I got to tell you I'm thinking about it I'm kind of glad who does that because then you don't have to answer what is included in the price so I liked it he has a menu with a breakdown like that because too many guys will respond by saying it'll depend on when you're here and if there's chemistry. Honey I flunked chemistry in high school so I don't like that answer.

[TakeOneForTheTeam]

Unbelievable. Gorgeous fantastic. Not the greatest massage in the world but I'm not looking for that because I don't think that even exist. I've had a fabulous time. I will tell you if you do an alcohol he may run late because of traffic in La is unbelievable as anybody knows. However he was late but he kept me up to date every 10 minutes he even sent me a photo of where he was in the traffic update in me with the new estimated time to arrive. I did not mind because it was communicating and I knew it wasn't his fault. Some people may say what he could have planned accordingly but I really think this traffic is unpredictable. He is drunk gorgeous with the most gorgeous eyes I may have ever seen. As others have noted he does talk a lot but he knows how to pick up on cues so if you become quiet he will become quiet however I have to say I didn't mind his conversation though I really normally don't like that during a massage. Absolutely fabulous

[NoahMathews89]

On 3/18/2024 at 9:55 AM, MassageConneisseur said:

I tried him out. Massage was fine/good. He’s a good looking guy, and fairly new in town. He was nude and he has a nice “muscle boy” body. Not 5’10” - more like 5’8” and more “puffed up” looking than in his ad photos. Endowment is strictly average. $300 for 90 minutes at my place. But he talked so much about how everyone in town thinks he’s so handsome and sexy, and his sexual history (first time fucked, old boyfriend(s), has slept with all the “hot” guys in West Hollywood) that by the time I turned over he just seemed uninteresting. TMI. It’s very easy for me to get aroused, but his attempt at giving me a hand job HE was so perfunctory that it left me literally limp. I took over and finished it off. Can’t say I’d call him again. 

Thanks for writing. Will avoid. Good looks can definitely be a curse and create systemic delusion.